A hardline pro-pudding stance

A hardline pro-pudding stance

posted on 26 Aug 2011 in Signs

Let the mousse reproduce!


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Photo courtesy of Jack Parrish.
Spotted in Tokyo, Japan.

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Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Life is full of this

SF
SF
10 years ago

It makes me sad to think about the billions of people who are deprived of pudding.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

R.I.P.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Vote 1 Homer Simpson

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

‘No pudding, no life, know pudding, know life’
Sara Lee, 1985

Mista Bob Dobalina
Mista Bob Dobalina
10 years ago

FYI, the Japanese text also says something like that. It roughly says “I couldn’t live without pudding” and it’s taken from a Pudding Trade Fair, if I’m not mistaken.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Now that you mention it, my life was a Jell-O.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Discovery of pudding on Mars fuels speculation that some form of life may exist there.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

You can have my tapioca when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers.

xila31
xila31
10 years ago

The cheaper form of life support.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

No money, no pudding. No pudding, no life.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

It’s an old slogan. Apparently at one time they had Bob Marley singing it in their commercials.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

No soup for you! No pudding either.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

‘… and dear, please take care you won’t lose your pudding in some stupid car accident…!’

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

No Lamb Raisin, No Rice Puddin’!

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

“No Pudding, No Life” isn’t that the title to Harley Quin’s Biography?

Classic Steve
10 years ago

Japan’s answer to Eddie Izzard: “You! Pudding or death?”

S minnow
S minnow
10 years ago

Why stand we here idle? What is it that gentlemen wish? What would they have? Is Jell-O so dear, or tapioca so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me pudding or give me death!

…a quote often used at gatherings of the American Pudding Party.

GwydionM
GwydionM
10 years ago

Give me pudding or give me death!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Life = Pudding
Death = Grave Juice

S minnow
S minnow
10 years ago

Yes, it’s estimated that the body is comprised of 90% pudding and of course 70% of the world’s surface is covered in pudding.

Venton
Venton
10 years ago

If you don’t eat your meat this is what happens.

Bob
Bob
10 years ago

Hmm. No pudding, no life. But if you don’t eat your meat, you can’t have any pudding. And meat is murder. I’m not sure how to reconcile all of this.

DragonLady
DragonLady
10 years ago

Flash: New Japanese space probe finds pudding on Mars.

RT
RT
10 years ago

somebody’s been watching the puddi commercials way too much.

RT
RT
10 years ago

nurse! he’s going into cardiac arrest! gimme 4 ccs of chocolate jello mix stat!

Terri
Terri
10 years ago

If you don’t eat your pudding, you can’t have any life, how can you have any life if you don’t eat your pudding!

Terri
Terri
10 years ago

Life is just a bowl of pudding

emily
emily
10 years ago

So, the pudding maker creates life? Oh no! Charles Darwin’s theory on “The Origin of Species” has just been debunked!

Buzz Killington
Buzz Killington
10 years ago

Jesus, Bill Cosby, will you give it a rest already!

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Life is a Tapioca Pudding. (zaphod Beeblebrox)

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

She rolls it and folds it, and folds it and rolls it again.

I’M YOURS SARA! I’M YOURS!!

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Wenn die Katze aus den haus ist, tanzen die mousse.

emily
emily
10 years ago

Seventy2rdoclock,
Believers of life after death always eat pudding after drinking grave juice.

coffeebot
10 years ago

May the pudding of God be upon you…

Jewels
Jewels
10 years ago

Its expiration date is 2009. You eat this pudding, you have no life.

Nix
Nix
10 years ago

Believe me people, there is life after pudding……..

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Just give me that pudding and nobody gets killed.

Kojinka
Kojinka
10 years ago

Didi: It’s 4 o clock in the morning. Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?
Stu: Because I’ve lost control of my life.

Bones
Bones
10 years ago

Its the Afters life.

Bea
Bea
10 years ago

no pud, no good

Aglovale1
10 years ago

Thanks for pudding up with me.

Aglovale1
10 years ago

I’m going on a strictly pudding diet…

Jonas
Jonas
10 years ago

No woman, no cry….no pudding, no life!

SuSu
SuSu
10 years ago

I have too much pudding, now I am fat, and that’s why I have life.

Silverwolf
9 years ago

How can you have life if you don’t eat your pudding? How can you have pudding if you don’t eat your meat?

Vegans beware…it’s not just egotistical, it’s potentially fatal. Remember, meat yields pudding, and pudding yields life.

eaf27
eaf27
9 years ago

apparently you can’t go out and do things in japan unless you carry pudding? is there some kind of pudding monster that eats you unless you have pudding? thats a great way to not only get free pudding from the general population but murder people! wtf? sorry i’ve lost it.

julian macatangay
8 years ago

give me pudding, or give me death!

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