All your menu are belong to us

All your menu are belong to us

posted on 19 Aug 2011 in Signs

Featuring top of cool service!

Photo courtesy of Damien Morgan.
Found at restaurant in Asakusa, Tokyo.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Well, that’s called news!

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

May I see the ADULT Engrish Menu please?

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Do you have anything without fried crap in it? I’m allergic to hepatitis A

Sunny
Sunny
9 years ago

Oh how they tease!

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

In AD 2101
Lunch was begining…
Capt: What cooking?
Eng: Somebody set up us the duck.
Capt: We get order.

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

With Japlish sides

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

Seems like they also have a Chonese menu.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

I know, but I want an English one!

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

No cheezeburger. Can has cat.

jazzy
jazzy
9 years ago

I guess Engrish has gained status as an official language in Japan.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

No. It’s Graffiti Menu.

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

“I’ll have the comical mistranslation with a side order of bizarrely worded imagery and a tall glass of grammar and syntax errors, extra misspellings.”

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

Menu items incrude:
Steamed Crap
The fire burns the thing with noodle
humburger
and Flied Lice

kapow
kapow
9 years ago

you’d still end up going to the bathroom afterwards with either menu

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

I expect nothing less !

Or better, I suppose.

Passerby
Passerby
9 years ago

The kanji reads something to the effect of “Chinese menus are at.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

… and we’re gonna keep it so stay away!

Jellychop
Jellychop
9 years ago

And it has seen such menus of course here.

Walt Baxter
Walt Baxter
9 years ago

I do hope Engrish.com has patent protection

Smegma
Smegma
9 years ago

Ziggy’s the chef.

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

Gotta love Truth in Advertising.

emily
emily
9 years ago

I have read through your Engrish menu, …errrr……do you have any food that is not burnt, exploded or f**ked?

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
9 years ago

Now I won’t dare query this . . . THE one nation writing their authentic, NATIVE ranguage ^_^

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

Very soon, the United Nations will declare it’s Year of the Engrish.

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

In other words, they’re exactly like their competition !!

J
J
9 years ago

I’ll have the sauce burns the leg chicken. I violate the wait-staff if forbidden make it happy.

RT
RT
9 years ago

would you like flies with that?

Darth Na'vi
Darth Na'vi
9 years ago

If only it had said “We have Engrish.com menu” then life would be perfect. This one is still a “5”! Hats off to Damien.

$teve
$teve
9 years ago

I think we finally got an international language.

Lord Pengwyn
Lord Pengwyn
9 years ago

As long as the food doesn’t taste Engrish….

Huan
Huan
9 years ago

Engrish with “engrish” in it will open up a wormhole! Ahhhh!

coffeebot
coffeebot
9 years ago

where the food items don’t have descriptions, they have CAPTIONS

Kburchfiel
Kburchfiel
9 years ago

We have Engrish.com submission! Bravo!

Aglovale1
8 years ago

I still cant read their menu.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

… Do not contact the authorities. We will contact you in 24 hours with our ransom demands.

Airrider
Airrider
7 years ago

Well…at least they’re honest…

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