Aww, come here you old port

Aww, come here you old port

posted on 30 Aug 2011 in Computer

Because single ports need loving too…

Photo courtesy of Ashley Shea.

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iLock
iLock
9 years ago

This port looks like it’s feeling blue, I think it needs a hug.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

It certainly feels huggy

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

“USB Device Not Recognized”
(Not tonight, I’ve got a headache.)

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

In case of advanced feelings please use a condom (sold separately).

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Wrap your arms around me.

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

Is it a high-speed hug?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

USB = Ultra Sensual Body

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

You should always worry when he offers you a “four port hug.”

kapow
kapow
9 years ago

so many holes, so little time

Ben
Ben
9 years ago

“User friendly” has gone too far.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

After that, comes the hard-driving

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

And our longer cables produce better feelings.

Classic Steve
9 years ago

Jealous of the Companion Cube?

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

My computer is feeling low I think it needs a 4 port hug.

Michael
Michael
9 years ago

Give that USB some TLC!

Commenter
Commenter
9 years ago

Obviously not a free hug.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
9 years ago

To match the 4Gb DDR3 SD-RIM ??

RT
RT
9 years ago

you were staring at the newer usb 2.0 hub in the electronics store weren’t you? am i not fast enough for you? *cries*

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

That would be like being hugged by an octopus.

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

Even before computers, a sailor would have a girl ( HUG ) in every port. And they wouldn’t necessarily stop at four !!

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

After 4 bottles of Por, I don’t need a hug.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

After 4 bottles of Port, I don’t need a hug.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

@Chuck. A sailor friend of mine found, that rather than having a girl in every port, he had more success, by getting a little port into every girl.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

♫Hud hud me do o♪

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
9 years ago

And then after the hug, apply that blue thing to the correct body part and you’ll have a party right there!

emily
emily
9 years ago

An electronic hug is devoid of feeling, no matter how many ports there are ……

emily
emily
9 years ago

Buy one and you get a 2 port kiss for free …..

Sarah
Sarah
9 years ago

Finally, recognition that “team building” and “Group hug” are interchangeable expressions at work!

coffeebot
9 years ago

Ted Kaczinski wouldn’t like this

Bea
Bea
9 years ago

ah, ruv.

Aglovale1
8 years ago

Show me where the usb hugged you.

Aglovale1
8 years ago

Is that considered first dbase?

GP
GP
8 years ago

Now you have an emotional connection with your PC

Silverwolf
8 years ago

As long as it’s just a hug. I’m not ready to stick my one in its zero.

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