Aww, come here you old port

Aww, come here you old port

posted on 30 Aug 2011 in Computer

Because single ports need loving too…

Photo courtesy of Ashley Shea.

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iLock
iLock
10 years ago

This port looks like it’s feeling blue, I think it needs a hug.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

It certainly feels huggy

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

“USB Device Not Recognized”
(Not tonight, I’ve got a headache.)

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

In case of advanced feelings please use a condom (sold separately).

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Wrap your arms around me.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Is it a high-speed hug?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

USB = Ultra Sensual Body

xila31
xila31
10 years ago

You should always worry when he offers you a “four port hug.”

kapow
kapow
10 years ago

so many holes, so little time

Ben
Ben
10 years ago

“User friendly” has gone too far.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

After that, comes the hard-driving

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

And our longer cables produce better feelings.

Classic Steve
10 years ago

Jealous of the Companion Cube?

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

My computer is feeling low I think it needs a 4 port hug.

Michael
Michael
10 years ago

Give that USB some TLC!

Commenter
Commenter
10 years ago

Obviously not a free hug.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
10 years ago

To match the 4Gb DDR3 SD-RIM ??

RT
RT
10 years ago

you were staring at the newer usb 2.0 hub in the electronics store weren’t you? am i not fast enough for you? *cries*

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

That would be like being hugged by an octopus.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Even before computers, a sailor would have a girl ( HUG ) in every port. And they wouldn’t necessarily stop at four !!

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

After 4 bottles of Por, I don’t need a hug.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

After 4 bottles of Port, I don’t need a hug.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

@Chuck. A sailor friend of mine found, that rather than having a girl in every port, he had more success, by getting a little port into every girl.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

♫Hud hud me do o♪

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

And then after the hug, apply that blue thing to the correct body part and you’ll have a party right there!

emily
emily
10 years ago

An electronic hug is devoid of feeling, no matter how many ports there are ……

emily
emily
10 years ago

Buy one and you get a 2 port kiss for free …..

Sarah
Sarah
10 years ago

Finally, recognition that “team building” and “Group hug” are interchangeable expressions at work!

coffeebot
10 years ago

Ted Kaczinski wouldn’t like this

Bea
Bea
10 years ago

ah, ruv.

Aglovale1
10 years ago

Show me where the usb hugged you.

Aglovale1
10 years ago

Is that considered first dbase?

GP
GP
10 years ago

Now you have an emotional connection with your PC

Silverwolf
10 years ago

As long as it’s just a hug. I’m not ready to stick my one in its zero.

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