Give me your hand, I need to wipe.

Give me your hand, I need to wipe.

posted on 2 Aug 2011 in Clothing

I’d be happier if your hands weren’t so cold…


Photo courtesy of Bonnie Veronico.
Spotted in Takadanobaba, Tokyo.

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jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Frozen Hand — In your freezer section.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Times were tough at Cryogenics Inc. So tough in fact that they embarked upon their doomed ‘Ice Lite’ campaign, which allowed customers to freeze only part of their anatomy. Equally poorly thought out was their T-shirt drive, which predictably increased sales of kleenex but did little for their own bottom line.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Method for happy times to spend:

1. Find a hand in your neighborhood
2. Freeze near the hand. No flu
3. With the hand, wipe away a slurrv from a beautiful person
4. With the same hand, wipe tears
5. Hand wash
6. Happy!

And don’t forget: FFORT IS BEST!!

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

No, your honour, I can assure you that my advances were nothing more than an attempt to wipe the plaintiff.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

I’m sorry. Your Happy Time is overdrawn.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Another Bumbac ego trip…

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

The Hand in the Addams family is the best hand to wipe away the … you know…. after happy time.

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

It looks like Master Yoda’s T-shirt shop is doing well. “A happy time you will spend. Buy my T-shirts you will.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

(A short test, intermediate level):

Freeze, wipe, weep and …
a. get on with it
b. get up with it
c. get away from it
d. get away with it

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
9 years ago

I have to admit I did get a little misty-eyed last time I wiped a beautiful person.

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Frozen teardrops

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
9 years ago

Engrish personal relations tip #339: If you can’t help freezing your hand, at least do it far, and if you have to wipe someone, make sure they’re ugly. Otherwise it’ll all end in tears.

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

Beautiful person or not, it still brings tears.

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

When I wipe, I prefer to do it in private.

Michael
Michael
9 years ago

Give me your hand, my eyes are getting puffy.

demondude777
demondude777
9 years ago

Remind me never to play scrabble with this guy……

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

They’re all going to the ffar canal.

GwydionM
GwydionM
9 years ago

Ffort is best. A lot easier than effort

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

“F” for Ffort!

Tim Wittman
Tim Wittman
9 years ago

No, it’s not perverted. I want to wipe her TEARS!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

We spent a happy time and then I accidentally wiped her out…

Tom P.
Tom P.
9 years ago

♪ Why can’t I free your doubtful mind and melt your cold cold hand? ♫

Darth Na'vi
Darth Na'vi
9 years ago

FFORT IS BEST but English is completely haywire. Good luck with that, Japan!

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

I know why he is freezing his hand.
He is the world masturbating champion, and he is suffering from Tendonitus.

RT
RT
9 years ago

CHARLIE MURPHAY! what did the 5 fingers say to the face?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

No! I will not wipe other person’s ____ !

Sarah
Sarah
9 years ago

We always knew ‘e’s were bad which is why ffort is best Frozen Fingers Only Remove Tears???

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

Now turn your head and cough.

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