I’m glad they have an Engrish menu…

I’m glad they have an Engrish menu…

posted on 5 Aug 2011 in Chinglish, Menus


Photo courtesy of John Perry.
Menu found in Nanning, China.

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JohnZ
JohnZ
10 years ago

Those halogen intestines really shine in this menu!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Who needs ninjas when you have Dutch cowboys?

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

The taste turkey approves of this menu, even though it is annoyed.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

If this is Christmas, I can not wait to see what the Halloween menu is like.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

“American west cold beefsteak” … out here on the lonesome prairie, that’s what we calls leftovers.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

The milk-fish platoon, led by Niu Banjian, first spell roasts the turkey. It is then buried and eventually dug up by the Dutch cowboys. It all makes perfect sense.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Mmmmm, Christmassy Chinesely!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

‘Waiter, give me three human of shares menu – but I want three American cowboys to share!’

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Starts with shining intestines and ens with a mystical gift. Brightens up my day.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Meat is murder. But this menu is a massacre.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Everybody’s casting spells to roast these turkeys – the Dutch cowboys, the milk-fish platoon, and Niu Banjian. Doesn’t anybody use a good, old-fashioned oven anymore?

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Mystical gift – “Merry Christmas, here’s your griffin.”

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

@FatKenney: They could use a Dutch oven.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Dutch cowboy – Bucky Johansen

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Note to customers: All meals must be shared only with humans. Absolutely no doggie bags.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

‘Mommy! I see dead people!’

Classic Steve
10 years ago

That platoon *must* be tricky if it knows how to milk a fish.

Classic Steve
10 years ago

“My Niu Banjian casts Fire Level 3 on the turkey.” “The turkey is defeated! Your reward is black pepper juice.”

Lisa
Lisa
10 years ago

Can’t believe I’m the first to post this, but, “Fa-ra-ra-ra-ra Ra-ra-ra-ra!”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Hey, my fungus juice went berserk!!

xila31
xila31
10 years ago

Do the Dutch cowboys dig up the turkey fresh at your table, or is it is imported?

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Magical Mystery Meal.

Rizka
Rizka
10 years ago

Funny menu. Now, is there any human who I can share laughter with?

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

♫ Oh, give me a home where the tricky milk-fish roam,
Where the dikes and the tulips play.. ♫

Aladdin
10 years ago

Manhattan Clam soup … i did not know that, is Manhattan a castle or something ?

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

More of Bender’s cooking?

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Can I have menu A? After three cups of red wine, I’m wiling to share anything I have with anyone.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Halogen intestines?? Are those, those little wire things that stick in your teeth, that are inside a halogen lamp?

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

I’d say it was “Table d hote”. But I wouldn’t in Engrish.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I personally prefer cold turkey over excavated one.

Bob
Bob
10 years ago

I may be wrong, but i think “niu” means “beef,” and “ban jian” is a type of bean paste used as a flavoring or condiment. Not that this makes the menu any clearer…

GwydionM
GwydionM
10 years ago

More than three humans getting out of shares as the stock market slides. Blame it on the Cream Bacon Pumpkin soup, they should have waited till Halloween

Lord Pengwyn
Lord Pengwyn
10 years ago

@fatkenney dude, Johansen is NOT a Dutch name… You’re going to make the Dutch Cowboys dig up spell and roast you!

ribbonleaf
ribbonleaf
10 years ago

I guess someone needs dime bags to come up with something as cool and funny as Dutch cowboys…

Darth Na'vi
Darth Na'vi
10 years ago

My ancestors were Dutch cowboys, but they didn’t stop by China on the way over.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

The chinese like to pirate everything. They even stole the menu from Hogwarts.

J
J
10 years ago

What part of the cream does bacon come from? Must be one of them Amsterdam Old West secretes.

RT
RT
10 years ago

i didn’t know dutch cowboys practiced sorcery and witchcraft.

HardRockMark
HardRockMark
10 years ago

The fungus juice is very wild. Dont say we didnt warn you.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

”Mr. Niu Banjian spells ‘roasts the turkey’ – correctly! Congratulations Mr. Banjian, you’re the winner of today’s cuisine quiz. The second place belongs to Mr. Dutch cowboy, who spelled…”

rextrex
rextrex
10 years ago

Just can’t remember anymore whether my mom roasted her turkey using black pepper juice or wild fungus juice

aa
aa
10 years ago

reminds me of two girls one shares

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

If you don’t like your meal return it for a full refund, but keep the mystical gift!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Jimmy states his possession of turnips is for peaceful, non-military uses.
Susie’s intelligence reports claim otherwise.

Tom P.
Tom P.
10 years ago

On the 1st day of Christmas my true love gave to me; a halogensalad shining bright-ly
On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love gave to me; green pepper turkey and a halogensalad….
On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love gave to me; lots of fungus juice, green pepper turkey, and a halogensalad….
On the 4th day of Christmas my true love gave to me; Four mystical gifts, lots of fungus juice…
On the 5th day of Christmas my true love gave to me; Five Dutch Cowboys…..

Rob
Rob
10 years ago

Dutch Cowboys! I wish I knew how to quit you!

Wing A Wong Number
Wing A Wong Number
10 years ago

The mystical gift is cholera

Mike
Mike
10 years ago

I would guess the wild fungus juice is really a mushroom sauce, and the cowboy is usually veal . No clue on most of the others.

Ric
Ric
10 years ago

What I read just did? menu tasteless stuff fridge monster have shoes in oven, like man in bin.

Ani
Ani
10 years ago

♫ Some people call me the Dutch Cowboy, some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice, ‘coz I speak, of the Halogen of Love…♫

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