Just a trim please…

Just a trim please…

posted on 12 Aug 2011 in Chinglish


Photo courtesy of Howard Jesse.
Found in East Beijing, China.

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dmitri
9 years ago

Do business up there!

bc
bc
9 years ago

Shave and a haircut, 2 sh*ts.

Take2
Take2
9 years ago

We live in an age of specialized niche marketing.

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

Thank God, my donkey’s current hairstyle was thoroughly played out

Michael
Michael
9 years ago

Does this hairdo make my butt look big?

Michael
Michael
9 years ago

I’d like it to part down the middle…

jorge
jorge
9 years ago

STYLIST: so how would you like it?
CLIENT: i brought a picture… can you make it look like THIS?

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

Gives a new sense to the idea of turning the other cheek…

Dave
Dave
9 years ago

198 Yen gets you the deluxe package with a shampoo, rub and blow. Dry.

DragonLady
DragonLady
9 years ago

hair down there is hair today, hair tomorrow

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Put some class on your ass.

d17nk
d17nk
9 years ago

stylist: would you like to put any jell on?

me: yes, please.

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

make mine a brazillian please

RT
RT
9 years ago

perm mine and dye it light blue plz.

J
J
9 years ago

I’ll do a faux hawk with highlights.

Trogdor
Trogdor
9 years ago

Do I have to wipe first?

Tong
Tong
9 years ago

Please be careful when you apply the hair gel. If my ass ends up like the last time, you will be a sorry ass!

kapow
kapow
9 years ago

i’d like a Don King please

phoenixx
phoenixx
9 years ago

truth in advertising… this place will cost you your @ss

GwydionM
GwydionM
9 years ago

Just the place for a truly magnificent ass

pkb
pkb
9 years ago

Just a little off the back, please…

coffeebot
coffeebot
9 years ago

i’ll have the faux-taint

Aglovale1
9 years ago

I’ve got all these split ends…

Aglovale1
9 years ago

Just a little off the bottom, please

Nukuro
Nukuro
9 years ago

kiss dingleberry farm goodbye!

Sean
Sean
8 years ago

Finally! Mine is just a mess down there

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