Moralphyll

Moralphyll

posted on 18 Aug 2011 in Chinglish

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Photo courtesy of Diana & Owen.
Sign found in China.

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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

…they are all pansies

JohnZ
JohnZ
10 years ago

Well, then I guess I love stomping on your morals!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

…because of monkeys.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

flowers are colorful because they are poisonous and immoral

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

of other things.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Definitely just because

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

of fish

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Tender fragrant morals, how hardhearted to trample them.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Please keep off the morality.

xila31
xila31
10 years ago

This weeks sermon: harlot flowers and their evil sins of color.

Jellychop
Jellychop
10 years ago

Just what the world needs, preachy botanists.

Jay
Jay
10 years ago

Flowers are colorful because of the Paul Lynde Nation.

Ben
Ben
10 years ago

I thought grass was greener over the septic tank? Guess our morals are in the sewer.

Michael
Michael
10 years ago

Courtesy of the sanctimonious gardener with ADD

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

I thought it wasn’t easy being green for entirely different reasons.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

GRASS: The Original Moral Majority.

demondude777
demondude777
10 years ago

Do they really need a reason???!!!

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
10 years ago

Hoho . . . the most bowelful country in the world will remain disrespected simply because.

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

Flowers are colorful because they are really the dirty, sinful sex organs of other plants! Lord have mercy upon their souls as they pollinate with non-plants beings such as bees and hummingbirds! Species impurity is a SIN!!! Come again next Sunday, pure sweet grass, to hear the second part of my sermon, “Temptations of the Petals”.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

… because they don’t know the difference between right and wrong.

emily
emily
10 years ago

Only the immoral will trample on morality. So, keep off the grass!

GwydionM
GwydionM
10 years ago

Immoral grass is usually blue. (Virtue can be its own reward.)

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
10 years ago

Grass is green because of morals
Flowers are colorful because of florals

David R
David R
10 years ago

Roses are red, violets are blue, if I were to write a song, I’d wr

Darth Na'vi
Darth Na'vi
10 years ago

What is it with grass?

DragonLady
DragonLady
10 years ago

But Officer Krupke, this grass we’re smoking is green, & thus moral. And these poppies we’re, er, never mind.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Because of Bondage and S & M.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

… just because.

amy hunt
amy hunt
10 years ago

…because because because because BECAUSE- because of the wonderful things it does(doodly-doodly-doo)!

RT
RT
10 years ago

and here, the grass is parched brown because my soul is dead *cuddles up and cries in corner of room*

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

@Stopchicks – What I was gonna say, you bet me! Haha
also was gonna say what A Non-Y Mouse said…

YYD
YYD
10 years ago

It should read: “grass is green for the virtuous; flowers are red for the good.”

YJ
YJ
10 years ago

I painted them.

J
J
10 years ago

….it just is. OKAY!?!

Lord Pengwyn
Lord Pengwyn
10 years ago

So THAT’s why it’s green!!!

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

Loses are led
grass is green
flowers are colorful
you know what I mean

andreas G
andreas G
10 years ago

just BECAUSE, OK? You got a problem with that?

Melissa
Melissa
10 years ago

WE SHALL NEVER KNOW!!

Aglovale1
10 years ago

You see how colorful those flowers are? It’ because the grass has a high moral content.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

The sign printer met with a mysterious fate before he could reveal a thing that MAN WAS NOT MEANT TO KNOW.

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