Moralphyll

Moralphyll

posted on 18 Aug 2011 in Chinglish

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Photo courtesy of Diana & Owen.
Sign found in China.

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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

…they are all pansies

JohnZ
JohnZ
9 years ago

Well, then I guess I love stomping on your morals!

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

…because of monkeys.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

flowers are colorful because they are poisonous and immoral

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

of other things.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Definitely just because

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

of fish

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

Tender fragrant morals, how hardhearted to trample them.

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

Please keep off the morality.

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

This weeks sermon: harlot flowers and their evil sins of color.

Jellychop
Jellychop
9 years ago

Just what the world needs, preachy botanists.

Jay
Jay
9 years ago

Flowers are colorful because of the Paul Lynde Nation.

Ben
Ben
9 years ago

I thought grass was greener over the septic tank? Guess our morals are in the sewer.

Michael
Michael
9 years ago

Courtesy of the sanctimonious gardener with ADD

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

I thought it wasn’t easy being green for entirely different reasons.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

GRASS: The Original Moral Majority.

demondude777
demondude777
9 years ago

Do they really need a reason???!!!

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
9 years ago

Hoho . . . the most bowelful country in the world will remain disrespected simply because.

Lora
Lora
9 years ago

Flowers are colorful because they are really the dirty, sinful sex organs of other plants! Lord have mercy upon their souls as they pollinate with non-plants beings such as bees and hummingbirds! Species impurity is a SIN!!! Come again next Sunday, pure sweet grass, to hear the second part of my sermon, “Temptations of the Petals”.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

… because they don’t know the difference between right and wrong.

emily
emily
9 years ago

Only the immoral will trample on morality. So, keep off the grass!

GwydionM
GwydionM
9 years ago

Immoral grass is usually blue. (Virtue can be its own reward.)

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
9 years ago

Grass is green because of morals
Flowers are colorful because of florals

David R
David R
9 years ago

Roses are red, violets are blue, if I were to write a song, I’d wr

Darth Na'vi
Darth Na'vi
9 years ago

What is it with grass?

DragonLady
DragonLady
9 years ago

But Officer Krupke, this grass we’re smoking is green, & thus moral. And these poppies we’re, er, never mind.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

Because of Bondage and S & M.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
9 years ago

… just because.

amy hunt
amy hunt
9 years ago

…because because because because BECAUSE- because of the wonderful things it does(doodly-doodly-doo)!

RT
RT
9 years ago

and here, the grass is parched brown because my soul is dead *cuddles up and cries in corner of room*

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

@Stopchicks – What I was gonna say, you bet me! Haha
also was gonna say what A Non-Y Mouse said…

YYD
YYD
9 years ago

It should read: “grass is green for the virtuous; flowers are red for the good.”

YJ
YJ
9 years ago

I painted them.

J
J
9 years ago

….it just is. OKAY!?!

Lord Pengwyn
Lord Pengwyn
9 years ago

So THAT’s why it’s green!!!

coffeebot
coffeebot
9 years ago

Loses are led
grass is green
flowers are colorful
you know what I mean

andreas G
andreas G
9 years ago

just BECAUSE, OK? You got a problem with that?

Melissa
Melissa
9 years ago

WE SHALL NEVER KNOW!!

Aglovale1
9 years ago

You see how colorful those flowers are? It’ because the grass has a high moral content.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

The sign printer met with a mysterious fate before he could reveal a thing that MAN WAS NOT MEANT TO KNOW.

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