Now with 20% less embalming fluid!

Now with 20% less embalming fluid!

posted on 9 Aug 2011 in Drinks, Engrish from Other Countries

It was either this or the ice coffin…


Photo courtesy of Burt Blackburn.
Found at breakfast buffet in Bangkok hotel.
(Juice was actually guava juice)

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Eduard
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Eduard

Now with a ghostly-shaped foam to remind you of the deceased…..

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Can I have the Not So Serious juice instead?

Tong
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Tong

Only the freshest newly buried body used.

Eccekio
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Eccekio

Not to be taken lightly.

Eccekio
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Eccekio

SKOAL!!

Jazzy
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Jazzy

Nothing like a “cool one” in the morning!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

♫ The best part of waking up, is Grandma in your cup…♫

jjhitt
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jjhitt

“We are here at Bangkok Buffet, where we’ve secretly replaced the fine juice they usually serve with detestable liquified putrescence. Let’s see if anyone can tell the difference!”

Algernon
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Algernon

For those standing up

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Solemn Green is real!

xila31
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xila31

Goes great with braaaiiinnns.

Ben
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Ben

Perfect for waking up… or just a wake.

Kitsune
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Kitsune

I seem to recall you collected that stuff when fighting the undead in Ragnarok Online.

Kitsune
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Kitsune

Okay, I would have thought that it’s actually supposed to say “grape juice”
But I’ve never seen grape juice that’s slimy green

jjhitt
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jjhitt

“Grave juice, Madge?”
“You’re soaking in it.”

kapow
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kapow

Fresh from the coroner’s office!

FatKenney
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FatKenney

I think it must have tequila in it because I found a worm at the bottom of my glass.

emily
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emily

For guests who prefer cocktail, may we recommend the Molotov cocktail…..

demondude777
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demondude777

Fuel for that inner zombie!!!!

RT
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RT

will cost you an arm and a leg.

Michael
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Michael

Cocktails from the Crypt!

Someone
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Someone

It definitely has a fitting color!

mickeygreeneyes
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mickeygreeneyes

I’ll just have a small glass of Tang, thanks.

J
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J

Marketing slogan ‘You’ll drink your self to death!’

phoenixx
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phoenixx

official drink of the undertaker

Anon
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Anon

Could I please have some Formaldehyde with it?

Aglovale1
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Does this grave juice look spoiled to you?

Biff the Understudy
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Biff the Understudy

The perfect accompaniment to some light reading in the Necronomicon.

Machine
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Machine

@btu: or I could take it to my necromansion.

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