Oh Mickey!

Oh Mickey!

posted on 29 Aug 2011 in Chinglish, Clothing

Is it raining or are you just happy to see me?


Photo courtesy of Adam V.
Shirt for 3 year old – made in China.

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Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

What would Minnee say

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Somethng for a rainy day,

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Unbeknownst to most historians, Mickey Mouse was often a symbol of fertility among many Polynesian cultures.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

He’s got an umbrella and rain gear – is this a subtle reminder to always wear protection?

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

I wish I was a bearty.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Well… happy bearty’s!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Part of a series. Collect them all.
Rubber Mickey. Leather Mickey. French Maid Mickey. Nurse with a hose Mickey.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

‘You said RAIN? Oh, I thought you said SEX…!’

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
10 years ago

For three-year-olds . . . seriously??

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Now let’s, umm, rain!!

Terri
Terri
10 years ago

Anyway you want to do it
I’ll take it like a man.
But pleasebaby
please don’t leave me in this jam
Mickey.
Oh Mickey
what a pity you don’t understand. . . .
Oh Mickey

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

Let’s have sex for rainy days.

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

♪♫
Got a handful of stacks better grab an umbrella
I make it rain (I make it rain)
I make it rain on them shrews
♪♫

xila31
xila31
10 years ago

When the Seinfeld cast coined the term “raincoat,” I don’t think this is what they meant.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Donald Duck is ready!

Jay
Jay
10 years ago

He’s got his rubbers on and he’s enjoying the golden showers…
(If you don’t understand the last part, for the love of god DON’T google it.)

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

It’s when children’s shirt sizes don’t fit adults

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
10 years ago

Your body is a Disneyland

SF
SF
10 years ago

Coming soon, Mickey the Magic Condom.

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

Bearty… and the Beast!

coffeebot
10 years ago

first he got caught feeling Goofy, now this…

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

I’m going to Disneyland!

Michael
Michael
10 years ago

Disneyland truly is the “happiest place on earth”!

Michael
Michael
10 years ago

Gee, Disney is practically trolling the Christian fundamentalist parents now!

Estragon Helmer
10 years ago

Oh Mickey, you’re so fine,
You’re so fine you blow my mind!
Hey Mickey!
Hey, hey!
hey Mickey!

Few people know this song was actually inspired by Mickey Mouse…

Mr. Cereblating
Mr. Cereblating
10 years ago

♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♫♪♫♫♪♫
I swingin’ in the lane,
Lust swingin’ in the lane,
What goriest fearing,
I sex sex sexy again.

I rafting at crowds
So dark up a dove,
The fun in my part
An’ I ready for rough.

Let stormy crowds chaste
Every Ron from the praise,
Come on with the lane
I have stile on my face.

I stalk down the rain
With happy reframe
Lust swingin’, swingin’ in the lane.
♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♫♪♫♫♪♫

Lisa
Lisa
10 years ago

When it rains, it porns.

DragonLady
DragonLady
10 years ago

When it rains at Happy Camp, the Mouseketeers are ready, rubbers & all.

RT
RT
10 years ago

so when they do those disney commercials after the sports champions win asking them what they’re going to do next and they all respond with “i’m going to disneyland!” is this what they mean?

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

My childhood has officially been murdered. Or maybe just molested…

emily
emily
10 years ago

A mother bought this T-shirt for her three-year old son.
Pointing to the shirt, son asked “Mummy, what is SEX? What has it to do with rain?”
Feeling embarrased and at a loss as to how to explain sex to an innocent 3-year old, mum replied, “Well, my dear son, sex is something that people do at home when it is raining outside and they can’t go out”
“Got it, mummy. I had sex with sis yesterday. We were playing chess in my room. I mated her, mummy!” said the son proudly.
Mum almost dropped dead!

Someone
Someone
10 years ago

The pedo bearty approves of this

J
J
10 years ago

Mickey is into some strange stuff. Bearty on.

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

Bearty on Mickey!!
Bearty on Wayne!!

Jay
Jay
10 years ago

You can’t spell “Mickey” without K-Y®.

Me
Me
10 years ago

always better to start teaching them earlier rather than later

SFFantasy
SFFantasy
10 years ago

That’s not rain, Mickey!

Brian
Brian
10 years ago

Needless to say, sex does not always sell.

Aglovale1
10 years ago

And THAT kids, is why they call him “Steamboat Willy”

Creeper
Creeper
10 years ago

Don’t be silly, protect your willy…

Mickey, did you bring your raincoat?

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