Oh yeah, she’ll fit the bill…

Oh yeah, she’ll fit the bill…

posted on 11 Aug 2011 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Sieghart Michielsen.
Found at restaurant in Shanghai, China.

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jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Hey, Babe. Want to scan my bar code?

JohnZ
JohnZ
10 years ago

“If you are not satisfied with the product, we give you back your money!”
Oh, hell, I’m never 100% satisfied in this matter.

kapow
kapow
10 years ago

(place hands in pants and say in a Borat accent)

“How much?”

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Can I get a discount if I take two at the same time?

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Must be Hooters

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

…and while you’re at it flirt with the awkward boy stocking the shelves.

coffeebot
10 years ago

I ordered a tomato and got two!

Ben
Ben
10 years ago

… just not forcibly and not on the dance floor.

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

Yeah, she is hot! I’d like to scan her for a change.

d17nk
d17nk
10 years ago

and please check in at our hotel afterwards

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Hey, nice moneymaker!

demondude777
demondude777
10 years ago

Oh no, not again! I already got slapped by my wife for checking out the hostess! The restaurant uis going to be the death of me!

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Mrs Poon you’ve got a lovely daughter !

(In a Manchester accent, of course.)

GwydionM
GwydionM
10 years ago

Sorry sir, we are closed. Someone checked out our only cashier, and then the dish ran away with the spoon.

Cons19
Cons19
10 years ago

You didn’t have to say please.

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

I’ll do that after I take advantage of the Chamber maid.

RT
RT
10 years ago

i think someone’s getting desperate to have kids

Michael
Michael
10 years ago

…If you are enjoying service, give her your tip.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

However. Groping her is frowned upon.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Dude! I’m on it!

Olivia
Olivia
10 years ago

…and make sure pay her thoroughly. Thank you to money and respect.

jorge
jorge
10 years ago

I prefer self-checkout

Snufkin
Snufkin
10 years ago

On the other side:

“Your lucky numbers are 8-6-7-5-3-0-9”

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

remember cashier is due back in 2 weeks, then you can check out a new edition.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

@Snufkin: +3 bonus points for working in a Tommy Twotone reference.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Before or after the checkout?

coffeebot
10 years ago

i’ll have the melons

kmsgameboy
kmsgameboy
10 years ago

Don’t mind if I do!

Julie
Julie
10 years ago

She’s really a nice girl but she isn’t getting any younger, if you know what I mean, and neither are you?

Aglovale1
10 years ago

She deserves a good tip.

Aglovale1
10 years ago

Bill at a chinese Hooters.

Jerome
Jerome
8 years ago

The cashier could be an ugly dude. Film sequence: You standing at a counter. You’re looking down, and see the sign. You look up slowly, expectantly. Soft music plays. You see a fat hairy dude standing there. Music stops. He winks at you. You start gagging.

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