Oh yeah, she’ll fit the bill…

Oh yeah, she’ll fit the bill…

posted on 11 Aug 2011 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Sieghart Michielsen.
Found at restaurant in Shanghai, China.

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jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Hey, Babe. Want to scan my bar code?

JohnZ
JohnZ
9 years ago

“If you are not satisfied with the product, we give you back your money!”
Oh, hell, I’m never 100% satisfied in this matter.

kapow
kapow
9 years ago

(place hands in pants and say in a Borat accent)

“How much?”

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

Can I get a discount if I take two at the same time?

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Must be Hooters

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

…and while you’re at it flirt with the awkward boy stocking the shelves.

coffeebot
9 years ago

I ordered a tomato and got two!

Ben
Ben
9 years ago

… just not forcibly and not on the dance floor.

Tong
Tong
9 years ago

Yeah, she is hot! I’d like to scan her for a change.

d17nk
d17nk
9 years ago

and please check in at our hotel afterwards

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

Hey, nice moneymaker!

demondude777
demondude777
9 years ago

Oh no, not again! I already got slapped by my wife for checking out the hostess! The restaurant uis going to be the death of me!

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

Mrs Poon you’ve got a lovely daughter !

(In a Manchester accent, of course.)

GwydionM
GwydionM
9 years ago

Sorry sir, we are closed. Someone checked out our only cashier, and then the dish ran away with the spoon.

Cons19
Cons19
9 years ago

You didn’t have to say please.

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

I’ll do that after I take advantage of the Chamber maid.

RT
RT
9 years ago

i think someone’s getting desperate to have kids

Michael
Michael
9 years ago

…If you are enjoying service, give her your tip.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

However. Groping her is frowned upon.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
9 years ago

Dude! I’m on it!

Olivia
Olivia
9 years ago

…and make sure pay her thoroughly. Thank you to money and respect.

jorge
jorge
9 years ago

I prefer self-checkout

Snufkin
Snufkin
9 years ago

On the other side:

“Your lucky numbers are 8-6-7-5-3-0-9”

phoenixx
phoenixx
9 years ago

remember cashier is due back in 2 weeks, then you can check out a new edition.

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

@Snufkin: +3 bonus points for working in a Tommy Twotone reference.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Before or after the checkout?

coffeebot
9 years ago

i’ll have the melons

kmsgameboy
kmsgameboy
9 years ago

Don’t mind if I do!

Julie
Julie
9 years ago

She’s really a nice girl but she isn’t getting any younger, if you know what I mean, and neither are you?

Aglovale1
8 years ago

She deserves a good tip.

Aglovale1
8 years ago

Bill at a chinese Hooters.

Jerome
Jerome
6 years ago

The cashier could be an ugly dude. Film sequence: You standing at a counter. You’re looking down, and see the sign. You look up slowly, expectantly. Soft music plays. You see a fat hairy dude standing there. Music stops. He winks at you. You start gagging.

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