Oh yeah, she’ll fit the bill…

Hey, Babe. Want to scan my bar code?

“If you are not satisfied with the product, we give you back your money!”
Oh, hell, I’m never 100% satisfied in this matter.

(place hands in pants and say in a Borat accent)

“How much?”

Can I get a discount if I take two at the same time?

Must be Hooters

…and while you’re at it flirt with the awkward boy stocking the shelves.

I ordered a tomato and got two!

… just not forcibly and not on the dance floor.

Yeah, she is hot! I’d like to scan her for a change.

and please check in at our hotel afterwards

Hey, nice moneymaker!

Oh no, not again! I already got slapped by my wife for checking out the hostess! The restaurant uis going to be the death of me!

Mrs Poon you’ve got a lovely daughter !

(In a Manchester accent, of course.)

Sorry sir, we are closed. Someone checked out our only cashier, and then the dish ran away with the spoon.

You didn’t have to say please.

I’ll do that after I take advantage of the Chamber maid.

i think someone’s getting desperate to have kids

…If you are enjoying service, give her your tip.

However. Groping her is frowned upon.

Dude! I’m on it!

…and make sure pay her thoroughly. Thank you to money and respect.

I prefer self-checkout

On the other side:

“Your lucky numbers are 8-6-7-5-3-0-9”

remember cashier is due back in 2 weeks, then you can check out a new edition.

@Snufkin: +3 bonus points for working in a Tommy Twotone reference.

Before or after the checkout?

i’ll have the melons

Don’t mind if I do!

She’s really a nice girl but she isn’t getting any younger, if you know what I mean, and neither are you?

She deserves a good tip.

Bill at a chinese Hooters.

The cashier could be an ugly dude. Film sequence: You standing at a counter. You’re looking down, and see the sign. You look up slowly, expectantly. Soft music plays. You see a fat hairy dude standing there. Music stops. He winks at you. You start gagging.