Pay Attation!

Pay Attation!

posted on 4 Aug 2011 in Bags/Packaging, Instructions


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jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

I love the smell of hydrogen sulfide in the morning.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

No electrical healthy of Oxygen Bar, in spite of the Vitamin.
That’s why my car likes to take a bath in the forest!

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Portfire Smoke Mouth…. I saw them in concert once.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

What every discerning ferrari owner needs

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

“This product is plug and play”…. which explains why it’s hard to understand and probably wont work.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Big slabs of tinsel are fine though?

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Ozone: rapidly lethal except in the innocuous ‘air of Vitamin’ form

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

“have force sterilization”… OK… I’m taking the bus, thank you.

MCG
MCG
9 years ago

I definitely need to improve my breath skill…

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Set the controls for maximum internal secretion.

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Drives through waterfalls in a single bound

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

I don’t know about you, but internal secretions put a strain on MY mood.

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

Remember kids, smoking is bad for your health. But shoving a power divider down your smoke mouth is even worse.

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

So they can correctly spell “specification” but not “anion”.

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

A Ford, a Chevy, and a Toyota walk into an oxygen bar…

$teve
$teve
9 years ago

I just gotta go burn through all this promotion metabolism.

Zizzybalooba
Zizzybalooba
9 years ago

This one is putting me in Engrish overload. Please warn me next time.

dangevin
dangevin
9 years ago

So that’s how Obi-Wan recharges his lightsaber.

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

As with all products, read and thoroughly understand the instructions before using.

kitsune
kitsune
9 years ago

Purify the blood? Does it do dialisis too?

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Please do not unbending teardown this, the grass is still sleeping.

JT
JT
9 years ago

Hm. Ozone is kind of bad for you.

kapow
kapow
9 years ago

WARNING: Balance the chemical bond equation before opening

Classic Steve
9 years ago

Hey, I resent that “tiny tinsel” remark.

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

Does it replace the odour of onions with anions ?

What about garlic or wet dog ?

GwydionM
GwydionM
9 years ago

Always remember to tear off the plug

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Go ahead, stimulate my trachea. I dare you.

Jonathan H
Jonathan H
9 years ago

According to the package this product will kill you.

DragonLady
DragonLady
9 years ago

pay attation: do notatto use!

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

@fatkenny

And the barman says.”Is this a joke or sumthin?”

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

The electrified phallic symbol will bring a smile to you face and improve your road kill.

Vader
Vader
9 years ago

I see you have constructed a new light saber. Your skills are complete. Indeed you are powerful as the Emperor has foreseen when the have electric.

gbear4
gbear4
9 years ago

Obama Care for the car.

Lord Pengwyn
Lord Pengwyn
9 years ago

Don’t worry: I never let anything enter the inside when I’m using!

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

Is the O zone anywhere near the G spot?

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

An anion a day keeps the malfunction away.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

If someone farts in aroom full of H2s does the fart smell?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

It’s anoin’ and confusin’.

BuzzKirrington
BuzzKirrington
9 years ago

Does the ‘force sterilization’ feature have something to do with China’s One Child Policy?

Getarc
Getarc
9 years ago

I Need this for my Promotion Metabolism!

Jim
Jim
9 years ago

Surely they mean prug and pray?

trolololo
trolololo
9 years ago

I love the smell of sulfurous acid in the morning.

Darkwolf57
Darkwolf57
9 years ago

My “Little Tree” feels SO inadequate, these days.

Michele
Michele
9 years ago

The car contains the smoke mouth should bathe in the forest to improve the breath skill.

Julie
Julie
9 years ago

My car bathes at the car wash. Only a very spoiled car bathes in the forest. (Or maybe it’s just a tree-hugger type.)

Aglovale1
9 years ago

H2S AND O3? What a steal!

Ptorq
Ptorq
8 years ago

H2S smells like rotten eggs, CH3SH smells like … well, wikipedia describes it as “rotten cabbage;” but if you’ve never had the great fortune to smell that, let’s just say “poo gas”.

However, converting these into SO2 is not a big step forward in terms of odor reduction, because that smells like burning sulfur.

That said, ozone itself in very small concentrations is a nice smell. Like the air after a thunderstorm. In high concentrations, of course, it’s toxic.

kyotzeta
8 years ago

Listen, if you want to improve my breath skills, adjust my inner secretions and relax my strain mood, I’m gonna at least need dinner first!

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

So THAT’s where all the high voltage disappeared to!

Jerome
Jerome
7 years ago

If you are one of the none who needs to breathe methanol, hydrogen sulfide, sulfur dioxide, ozone, and dimethyl sulfide in order to live, then listen up, because have we got a amazing deal for you today. We bought this product from people like us and now we are desperately trying to offload it before we get fingered for the various enviromental crimes we’ve commited, simply by possessing your breath of fresh air. In the next 30 minutes, it’s only $1.99! Price and payment flexible, we simply want someone to take it off our hands, before we lose them!

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