Policy at TIT Tower

Policy at TIT Tower

posted on 17 Aug 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries, Instructions

Photo courtesy of FB.
Found in Thailand.

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Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Its all busom to me.

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

“Sorry ma’am, but you’ll have to get those checked up front at the T.I.T. department. It’s policy.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

I guess TITs are not prohibited?

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

“Floor DD please.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

TIT Tower – it’s a similar situation as in Fawlty Towers:
”Wir hab Meat hier in ZeeBuilding!”

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

There’s a lot of in-out at the T.I.T. Department.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

”Hello, I brought a lion, two large dogs, five cats, a parrot and a box of rats into the building, so I was wondering if I can punish fine penalty of 2000 Bath? With hot water if possible, please.”

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Seems like an awful lot of rules for a girly bar…

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

It’s very important to be up-front with the T.I.T Department.

JohnZ
JohnZ
9 years ago

So I should get permission from TIT… will me dear Dick help me with that?

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

Due to the norcotic Due to the norcotic we slipped in your drink, reading these rules may bluster annoy and trouble you.

Salome
Salome
9 years ago

The maximum length of lease for resident inside T.I.T. Tower is 9 months.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

If these are apartments, then they must be flat T.I.T.s.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

T.I.T. Tower, the place to go for a room with a view.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

In case of morability…. well….. tough titty, dude.

Someone
Someone
9 years ago

No pool parties in a TIT tower? What kind of madness is this?

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

I feel utterly utterly violated violated.

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

Ooh, I’ve violated ALL the rules! Punish me, punish me! I’ve been soooooo bad….

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

TIT Titans GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Zen #1: Outsider in-out inside Building?
Zen #2: When ever Building!

Tom P.
Tom P.
9 years ago

Taking too many norcotics leads to morability.

GwydionM
GwydionM
9 years ago

May I bluster and partially violate?

I do see the logic of forbidding people to eat or drink while in the pool. (But you can hold parties there: only pool-SIDE parties are banned.)

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

Think they’re overusing the word “TIT?”

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

@Dog Chapman : Please observe Rules #8 and #14.

@Beth Chapman: Please observe all TIT rules.

Tim Wittman
Tim Wittman
9 years ago

Tower utterly!

DragonLady
DragonLady
9 years ago

Tits aside, this must be the Thai HQ of the famous IN&OUT Burger.

RT
RT
9 years ago

#3: into kinky things are we?

Darth Na'vi
Darth Na'vi
9 years ago

Darn. For I moment I thought this would be for the “Tokyo Institute of Technology”, a highly respected university here…always wanted their sweatshirt!

Lord Pengwyn
Lord Pengwyn
9 years ago

In, out, in, out, WHAT’s IT GONNA BE !?!

Pete
Pete
9 years ago

Just ONE tower? Not TWIN towers???
Not sure whether to feel curious & intrigued, or repelled….

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
9 years ago

Huh?

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
9 years ago

In-out! Let’s get crackin’. (Let’s see if anybody gets this one.)

YJ
YJ
9 years ago

Great examples for grammar text book.

Me
Me
9 years ago

“Seize bail bond?” Seems like these are working girls who misbehave and are being punished. What a nice judicial system!

fifi
fifi
9 years ago

*remark*

Guy
Guy
9 years ago

You know what happens when you violate the policy, right? It’s perpetually T.I.T. for T.A.T.

guag
guag
9 years ago

“Violate have to on trial judicial and seize bail bond”

now what exactly gives them the right to keep me from getting bailed out of jail through a bail bondsman?

coffeebot
coffeebot
9 years ago

I heard you like violate so I put some violate in your violate!

Nix
Nix
9 years ago

Brilliant Idea: TO BE INCLUDED IN ALL MY WORK CONTRACTS: “There are increased for the Special cost as Working Overtime”

Dervrak
Dervrak
9 years ago

You may not bluster, annoy, or trouble others…

But cajoling, intimidating and aggravating are still permitted… as long as you never bluster. Bluster will result in punish.

Silverwolf
8 years ago

Okay, already, I get it! Don’t mess with the TIT!

That Guy
That Guy
8 years ago

*insert me gusta face here*

kyotzeta
8 years ago

Poor pool! First you won’t let it side party, and now no food or drink? But…it’s just not that deep!

kyotzeta
8 years ago

@mickeygreeneyes ;p “Meet Tony and me at the gym at…10! And walk tall!”

kyotzeta
8 years ago

“They say that life is TIT for TAT, and that’s the way I live. So I deserve a lot of TAT for what I’ve got to give!”

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

I thought it said “BALL bond” and thought “these guys don’t mess around”.

Jerome
Jerome
6 years ago

But what does the place look like? Is it dome-shaped, with a reddish-pink spire on top that gets longer in cold weather?

Jerome
Jerome
6 years ago

Stay somewhere else, the building doesn’t want you to “liquor” by the poolside.

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