Policy at TIT Tower

Policy at TIT Tower

posted on 17 Aug 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries, Instructions

Photo courtesy of FB.
Found in Thailand.

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Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Its all busom to me.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

“Sorry ma’am, but you’ll have to get those checked up front at the T.I.T. department. It’s policy.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I guess TITs are not prohibited?

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

“Floor DD please.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

TIT Tower – it’s a similar situation as in Fawlty Towers:
”Wir hab Meat hier in ZeeBuilding!”

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

There’s a lot of in-out at the T.I.T. Department.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

”Hello, I brought a lion, two large dogs, five cats, a parrot and a box of rats into the building, so I was wondering if I can punish fine penalty of 2000 Bath? With hot water if possible, please.”

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Seems like an awful lot of rules for a girly bar…

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

It’s very important to be up-front with the T.I.T Department.

JohnZ
JohnZ
10 years ago

So I should get permission from TIT… will me dear Dick help me with that?

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Due to the norcotic Due to the norcotic we slipped in your drink, reading these rules may bluster annoy and trouble you.

Salome
Salome
10 years ago

The maximum length of lease for resident inside T.I.T. Tower is 9 months.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

If these are apartments, then they must be flat T.I.T.s.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

T.I.T. Tower, the place to go for a room with a view.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

In case of morability…. well….. tough titty, dude.

Someone
Someone
10 years ago

No pool parties in a TIT tower? What kind of madness is this?

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

I feel utterly utterly violated violated.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Ooh, I’ve violated ALL the rules! Punish me, punish me! I’ve been soooooo bad….

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

TIT Titans GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Zen #1: Outsider in-out inside Building?
Zen #2: When ever Building!

Tom P.
Tom P.
10 years ago

Taking too many norcotics leads to morability.

GwydionM
GwydionM
10 years ago

May I bluster and partially violate?

I do see the logic of forbidding people to eat or drink while in the pool. (But you can hold parties there: only pool-SIDE parties are banned.)

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Think they’re overusing the word “TIT?”

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

@Dog Chapman : Please observe Rules #8 and #14.

@Beth Chapman: Please observe all TIT rules.

Tim Wittman
Tim Wittman
10 years ago

Tower utterly!

DragonLady
DragonLady
10 years ago

Tits aside, this must be the Thai HQ of the famous IN&OUT Burger.

RT
RT
10 years ago

#3: into kinky things are we?

Darth Na'vi
Darth Na'vi
10 years ago

Darn. For I moment I thought this would be for the “Tokyo Institute of Technology”, a highly respected university here…always wanted their sweatshirt!

Lord Pengwyn
Lord Pengwyn
10 years ago

In, out, in, out, WHAT’s IT GONNA BE !?!

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

Just ONE tower? Not TWIN towers???
Not sure whether to feel curious & intrigued, or repelled….

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Huh?

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

In-out! Let’s get crackin’. (Let’s see if anybody gets this one.)

YJ
YJ
10 years ago

Great examples for grammar text book.

Me
Me
10 years ago

“Seize bail bond?” Seems like these are working girls who misbehave and are being punished. What a nice judicial system!

fifi
fifi
10 years ago

*remark*

Guy
Guy
10 years ago

You know what happens when you violate the policy, right? It’s perpetually T.I.T. for T.A.T.

guag
guag
10 years ago

“Violate have to on trial judicial and seize bail bond”

now what exactly gives them the right to keep me from getting bailed out of jail through a bail bondsman?

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

I heard you like violate so I put some violate in your violate!

Nix
Nix
10 years ago

Brilliant Idea: TO BE INCLUDED IN ALL MY WORK CONTRACTS: “There are increased for the Special cost as Working Overtime”

Dervrak
Dervrak
10 years ago

You may not bluster, annoy, or trouble others…

But cajoling, intimidating and aggravating are still permitted… as long as you never bluster. Bluster will result in punish.

Silverwolf
10 years ago

Okay, already, I get it! Don’t mess with the TIT!

That Guy
That Guy
10 years ago

*insert me gusta face here*

kyotzeta
10 years ago

Poor pool! First you won’t let it side party, and now no food or drink? But…it’s just not that deep!

kyotzeta
10 years ago

@mickeygreeneyes ;p “Meet Tony and me at the gym at…10! And walk tall!”

kyotzeta
10 years ago

“They say that life is TIT for TAT, and that’s the way I live. So I deserve a lot of TAT for what I’ve got to give!”

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

I thought it said “BALL bond” and thought “these guys don’t mess around”.

Jerome
Jerome
8 years ago

But what does the place look like? Is it dome-shaped, with a reddish-pink spire on top that gets longer in cold weather?

Jerome
Jerome
8 years ago

Stay somewhere else, the building doesn’t want you to “liquor” by the poolside.

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