Rud-a-dud dud

Rud-a-dud dud

posted on 24 Aug 2011 in Instructions, Toiletries

For use in the shower or tud…

Photo courtesy of Eva Zeller.

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Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Yet another wonderful service from the Hotel BJ.

kapow
kapow
9 years ago

because less scrudding makes life easier

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

“A feeling bath” … that’s why we never leave Uncle Lester alone with the kids.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

CAUTION: Only for a rud scrud.

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Gives you that warm wet feeling

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

Can I just have Yi Yu?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Is this the girl with grossy hair?

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

Lightly soap: great taste, less filling.

SF
SF
9 years ago

♪ ♫
I feel pretty,
I feel pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and baaath,
and I pity,
Any girl who cannot rud toniiiiight …
♫ ♬

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

lightly rud = cleanses skin
scrud = removes tattoos

dangevin
dangevin
9 years ago

I’ll pass on the feeling bath…I already wallow in my own misery.

Jellychop
Jellychop
9 years ago

“The specially designed towel accelerates blood circulation…”.

If she’s included I don’t think accelerating my blood circulation will be a problem.

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

Dube !

Classic Steve
9 years ago

Think I’ll take a duddle dath.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Did anyone try to use bumbac rud tower instead?

Johnny Cache
9 years ago

So *THIS* is why some people have such a ruddy complexion….

Gemenon
Gemenon
9 years ago

No need for anybody to bath. Just use a scrud missile, and crean everyone near ground zero!

Yesenia
Yesenia
9 years ago

Sooo, do you guys scrud behind your ears?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

– Is it easy to cleanse a wet bog with it?
– Well… try Kat Von B instead.

DragonLady
DragonLady
9 years ago

About YiYU: funny, she doesn’t look Asian.

Pete
Pete
9 years ago

Answer: Yi Yu !!!

Question: What did she say when she opened up and smelled the contents?

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

She would be well scru’d if she shared a bath with me.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

Oh yi yi yi. Scrud by the senora.

coffeebot
coffeebot
9 years ago

Soap’s significant other

Guy
Guy
9 years ago

No need to scud… OH! You said, “scrud.” Never mind.

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

But I always scrud lighly though!

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

I don’t want to scrud or rud!
… Can I just crud?

Jewels
Jewels
9 years ago

After use cleanse YOURSELF with fresh water.

Josiah
Josiah
9 years ago

Rud-a-dud-dud three men in a tud

Satellite Heart
Satellite Heart
9 years ago

It ruds the towel on its skin…

Jared
Jared
9 years ago

Just scrud all your troubles away, and while I’m here, I might as well rud one out.

Jared
Jared
9 years ago

Just scrud all your troubles away, and while you’re here, you might as well rud one out.

Julie
Julie
9 years ago

My soap and lighly soap don’t need a “best partner”! They’ve got me. We don’t need to you rud in!

Aglovale1
9 years ago

Women love it when you’re rud to them.

Aglovale1
9 years ago

I’m going into the shower to rud one out.

EngrishLover3
EngrishLover3
8 years ago

No need to scrud, just lightly rud!

pyraetos
8 years ago

It didn’t work for me, I did not begin to get comfotable until I’d been scrudding for a few minutes.

Sean
Sean
8 years ago

Yi Yu can rud me any time -_o

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

Product turned out to be a dud.

KodoxIC
5 years ago

am I not the only one that gets Elmer Fudd vibes from this post

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