They do Engrish more better!

Separate two legs naturally? Use blowhole generally? I thought this thing was for kids.

Where do you insert the hole

Did you brush your teeth after supper? Who’s going to clean this slabver up? I told you to use your blowhole GENTLY after separating your two legs! If I catch you I’ll be tooth biting the hole of your blow pipe young man!

I need all the Hotproof Sun-Defence I can get. Keep blowing! Keep biting!

After the President unveiled his new chemical defence strategy, things got weird. Sure there was harmonious music, but defence experts questioned if black keys and white keys would ever sit side by side naturally, in perfect harmony, and also whether the nation’s security could be assured by blowpipes alone.

Melodica – teaches musical skills AND personal hygiene.

Bill Clinton personally endorses this instrument.
But that doesn’t count. For he would be in favour of anything with a blowhole.

I still didn’t figure out how to keep my mouth mun, but I will do most bestest to learn!

These are also the instructions for the Melodion Fart Whistle.
(Except you are supposed to wash the OTHER hand.)

An excellent instrument for musical and sex education development

Blow hole, pronounce hole, water hole, insert hole, hole for blowpipe.
Five holes, no waiting.

@jjhitt: There’s also a non-hole – that’s why it has to be inserted

Among the newest of instruments, like the violin…

Play method instructions:
1. Insert hole
2. Do not brush teeth before supper
3. Use the blow hole and blow pipe. Do not abuse
4. Seperate two legs. Skip this step if you are one- or non-legged person
5. Hand wipe slabver and slurrv off the whole body
6. Tooth bite and ready:

♪♪♪♪PIRULIIII♪♪ PIRULAAA♪ FRIN FRON FRUN♪♪♪!

No slabvering in my blow hole.

No, you cannot borrow. I already used the blow hole generally.

After a couple of times, the “play method” got boring, so we switched to the “playing instructions”.

It’s really just and elaborate bong.

Deeperr, ever deeper, into the rabbit hole of Engrish.

No lying play?

Say it. Don’t spray it.

Are you sure the instructions are for melodica? It sounds more like sexaphone!

Ummm…excuse me mr musical instrument repairman, I think I broke my Melodica. See, I didn’t brush my teeth, so now it gets hot and I can’t blow the hole. I try to bite but the legs won’t spread. My right hand can still play tighly, but there is slabver everywhere.

Can you help me?

Isn’t the “plastic ribbon” supposed to be in front?

Play that funky hotproof music!

Then clean the melody body

Wait, which ones are the black keys? The black ones?

Mo’ better engrish, working for whirled peas!

Listen, listen, you can’t borrow my sun defence. It’s in the instructions. Sorry.

Hot Proof by Foreingar

I tried it once when I had a flu and it got infected…!

– Who am I?
– I’m Melodion Melodica, also called Harmonica. I perform together, more better!

Wow it took some time, but it’s finally here! Better later than never!
I just love the “tooth bite into the hole” part!
Let’s perform together again!

U guys should see what they write in school books in Thialand (lol) blow whole (this has double meanings)

Yeah, Asian school children often learn music theory and piano technique on a Melodica. Only issue is, a “Melodica” is a specific instrument made by the Hohner company. That’d be like saying, “This is my Gibson made Fender Stratocaster!” Also, it is hardly a new instrument. It is featured prominently in roots reggae and was brought to mainstream popularity by Augustus Pablo, the performance name of Horace Swaby from Jamaica.

LET’S SO MELODICA. ON DOWN!

And especially…NOT BORROW, do you hear me? It’s for private use only 😉

They better do better! This children’s toy isn’t even hotproof!

Who am I!?!?

Remember to-wipe slabver off after evry use for not to question Who am I? and Play Method.