They do Engrish more better!

They do Engrish more better!

posted on 3 Aug 2011 in Toys

Photo courtesy of Fábio Cardoso.

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FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

Separate two legs naturally? Use blowhole generally? I thought this thing was for kids.

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Where do you insert the hole

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Did you brush your teeth after supper? Who’s going to clean this slabver up? I told you to use your blowhole GENTLY after separating your two legs! If I catch you I’ll be tooth biting the hole of your blow pipe young man!

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

I need all the Hotproof Sun-Defence I can get. Keep blowing! Keep biting!

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

After the President unveiled his new chemical defence strategy, things got weird. Sure there was harmonious music, but defence experts questioned if black keys and white keys would ever sit side by side naturally, in perfect harmony, and also whether the nation’s security could be assured by blowpipes alone.

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

Melodica – teaches musical skills AND personal hygiene.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

Bill Clinton personally endorses this instrument.
But that doesn’t count. For he would be in favour of anything with a blowhole.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

I still didn’t figure out how to keep my mouth mun, but I will do most bestest to learn!

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

These are also the instructions for the Melodion Fart Whistle.
(Except you are supposed to wash the OTHER hand.)

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

An excellent instrument for musical and sex education development

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Blow hole, pronounce hole, water hole, insert hole, hole for blowpipe.
Five holes, no waiting.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

@jjhitt: There’s also a non-hole – that’s why it has to be inserted

coffeebot
9 years ago

Among the newest of instruments, like the violin…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Play method instructions:
1. Insert hole
2. Do not brush teeth before supper
3. Use the blow hole and blow pipe. Do not abuse
4. Seperate two legs. Skip this step if you are one- or non-legged person
5. Hand wipe slabver and slurrv off the whole body
6. Tooth bite and ready:

♪♪♪♪PIRULIIII♪♪ PIRULAAA♪ FRIN FRON FRUN♪♪♪!

Salome
Salome
9 years ago

No slabvering in my blow hole.

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

No, you cannot borrow. I already used the blow hole generally.

flicky1991
9 years ago

After a couple of times, the “play method” got boring, so we switched to the “playing instructions”.

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

It’s really just and elaborate bong.

Darth Na'vi
Darth Na'vi
9 years ago

Deeperr, ever deeper, into the rabbit hole of Engrish.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

No lying play?

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

Say it. Don’t spray it.

emily
emily
9 years ago

Are you sure the instructions are for melodica? It sounds more like sexaphone!

demondude777
demondude777
9 years ago

Ummm…excuse me mr musical instrument repairman, I think I broke my Melodica. See, I didn’t brush my teeth, so now it gets hot and I can’t blow the hole. I try to bite but the legs won’t spread. My right hand can still play tighly, but there is slabver everywhere.

Can you help me?

Someone
Someone
9 years ago

Isn’t the “plastic ribbon” supposed to be in front?

GwydionM
GwydionM
9 years ago

Play that funky hotproof music!

Then clean the melody body

Bill
Bill
9 years ago

Wait, which ones are the black keys? The black ones?

DragonLady
DragonLady
9 years ago

Mo’ better engrish, working for whirled peas!

Kburchfiel
Kburchfiel
9 years ago

Listen, listen, you can’t borrow my sun defence. It’s in the instructions. Sorry.

J
J
9 years ago

Hot Proof by Foreingar

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

I tried it once when I had a flu and it got infected…!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

– Who am I?
– I’m Melodion Melodica, also called Harmonica. I perform together, more better!

Fabio Cardoso
9 years ago

Wow it took some time, but it’s finally here! Better later than never!
I just love the “tooth bite into the hole” part!
Let’s perform together again!

Lizzy
Lizzy
9 years ago

U guys should see what they write in school books in Thialand (lol) blow whole (this has double meanings)

Aesop
9 years ago

Yeah, Asian school children often learn music theory and piano technique on a Melodica. Only issue is, a “Melodica” is a specific instrument made by the Hohner company. That’d be like saying, “This is my Gibson made Fender Stratocaster!” Also, it is hardly a new instrument. It is featured prominently in roots reggae and was brought to mainstream popularity by Augustus Pablo, the performance name of Horace Swaby from Jamaica.

LET’S SO MELODICA. ON DOWN!

Camy
Camy
9 years ago

And especially…NOT BORROW, do you hear me? It’s for private use only 😉

Aglovale1
8 years ago

They better do better! This children’s toy isn’t even hotproof!

Juan!
Juan!
8 years ago

Who am I!?!?

Dougnut
Dougnut
8 years ago

Remember to-wipe slabver off after evry use for not to question Who am I? and Play Method.

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