We keep the house key undergrad

We keep the house key undergrad

posted on 27 Aug 2011 in Household Items

Preased to meet you, mat!

Photo courtesy of Allan Murphy.
Door mat for sale at shop in Tokyo.

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Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

And have a ruvry day

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

This doormat graduated in advanced meeting studies. Or, it dropped out of its English studies.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

My best friend went to university and all they got me was this lousy doormat

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Diplomas ain’t what they used to be

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

I have a Master’s in throw rugs and a Bachelor’s in shag carpeting.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

”Oh, I’m grad you’re grad as well!”

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

You look so radian, ever since you became a grad with a degree.

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

Hiya Grad, nice to meet you too.

emily
emily
10 years ago

Rud your feet on me before you step in…..

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Hey, matey… say, what are you doing down there?

coffeebot
10 years ago

Hi, I’m Vrad the Imparer.

xila31
xila31
10 years ago

Meeting you was the last bit of research I needed for my thesis, so thanks!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

A must to bring with during the job interview

demondude777
demondude777
10 years ago

You know, this does kinda make sense in a way. After all, the opposite if you weren’t home would be : I failed to meet you.

Michael
Michael
10 years ago

When you stand on it, it plays “Pomp and Cilcumstance.”

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

“Waiter! Waiter!
This steak is rubbery.”

‘Ah!! Horry cow. sir. I’m so grad you rike it.’

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Just don’t think you can walk all over me.

J
J
10 years ago

Congraduation!!!

emily
emily
10 years ago

Prease arrow me to serve you …….

pikapal
10 years ago

It’s Mrs. Robinson’s doormat.

Aglovale1
10 years ago

It’s too smart to be treated like a doormat.

BrahBrahBrah
BrahBrahBrah
10 years ago

It sperred wercome wrong. Be may grad to meet us, but grad to Engrish it’s not.

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