What a rocker combination!

What a rocker combination!

posted on 20 Aug 2011 in Instructions


Photo courtesy of Kirsteen Faulkner.
Found at a Tokyo hotel.

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (167 votes, average: 4.06 out of 5)
Loading...
Subscribe
Notify of
guest
36 Comments
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Rock the rocker room with the rocker key and… let’s rock, baby!

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

How am I expected to rock adequately without fashion tattoos?

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

Rock the rocker room and drive your Rolls Royce into our swimming pool.

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Please leave your tattoos in the cloak room.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Tattoos are forbidden… in a ROCKER room?!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

Rockers wear no shoes! The rules are so strict.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

It’s hard to unrock the rocker.

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

“Hey look, on the elliptical – is that Eddie Van Halen?”

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

2,100 en and I can’t smoke, eat, drink, dive, or wear tattoos? This place certainly does NOT rock.

Jellychop
Jellychop
9 years ago

No tattoos? Apparently they Yakuza aren’t very good rockers.

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

Please leave your tattoos at the front desk.

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

The Rocker Room is off the Robby.

No tattoos and no hurrabaroo.

kapow
kapow
9 years ago

yet another reason to feel bad about my rainbow unicorn tattoo.

GwydionM
GwydionM
9 years ago

rock the rocker to deter lobbery

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
9 years ago

Ok you win . . . Engrish rocks big time ^_^

RT
RT
9 years ago

excuse me. i can only “questionably rock” the rocker room. can you show me how to “certainly rock” the rocker room?

$teve
$teve
9 years ago

In an attempt to curb a recent wave of lobbery.

Pete
Pete
9 years ago

♫ C’mon feel the noise, girls lock your boys, we’ll get wild, wild wild…♫

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

♫ … we’ll get wird, wird wird…♫

Wierd. Or What

Lord Pengwyn
Lord Pengwyn
9 years ago

Can I dive at the front desk then?

demondude777
demondude777
9 years ago

We will not take responsibility for the robbery…also, we did not have sexual relations with that girl…..

jappie
jappie
9 years ago

In case of lobbery ling the led color bell light away.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

Do not dive at the pool. Sneak up on it and grab it from behind. We gurantee you will get wet.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

“Eating and drinking are limited to the specific area”
Ah yes! But where is the specific area?

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

Uhh…rock on?

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
9 years ago

Yeah, rock the rocker! Then rock the Casbah!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
9 years ago

We will not take any responsibility for the robbery, so you’ll have to hold up that 7-11 yourself, dude!

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

“Can you tell me how to get to the specific area so I can eat? I’m starving..”

“The specific area is 50 square centimetres, and there are already two people standing in it eating there.. you will have to wait!”

Urs
Urs
9 years ago

When the rocker room’s a rockin’ don’t come a knockin’.

Mr. Cereblating
Mr. Cereblating
9 years ago

Do not dive at the pool, because it is very sensitive and doesn’t like to be mocked. Snorkelling at the pool will make it cry. Breaststroking at the pool will make it have a nervous breakdown.

Mr. Cereblating
Mr. Cereblating
9 years ago

All tattoos including fashion tattoos but excluding un-fashion tattoos of rat, compact disc or chaffinch are forbidden.

Johnny
9 years ago

nice arriteration!

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

“Okaayyy… so I can’t dive ‘at’ the pool…. but I can dive IN the pool? No?”

coffeebot
coffeebot
9 years ago

so the Clash song was actually “Lock the Casbah”?

Aglovale1
9 years ago

I left the key in the rock.

Laughingstock
Laughingstock
8 years ago

And if smorking in the rocker loom, no lesponsibilty will take for the lobbery, especiary if outdoor shoes in the vertical way walk.

Home | Brog | Store | Massage Board | Advertise | Contact Us | Disclaimer

© 1999 - 2020 Engrish.com. All rights reserved.
36
0
Would love your thoughts, please comment.x
()
x