Wild germs these days…

Wild germs these days…

posted on 23 Aug 2011 in Chinglish, Menus

Wild germs need to get thicker skin…



Photo courtesy of J. Weeks.
Found in Hong Kong restaurant.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

It must have bad teeth

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Soup hath no fury like a wild germ skinned.

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

Taming the wild germ is paramount in our quest to get rid of crisp-skinned soup.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

♪ Wild Germ, I think I hate you.
But I gotta know for sure.
Wild Germ, you make everything crispy. ♪
(followed by furious uninhibited ocarina jam)

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

I would probably hate it as well.

Christian
Christian
9 years ago

They could have made it easier for the wild Germ and given it soup with smooth skin.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Also recommended today:
– The Killer Germ Attacks Soup with Burned Skin
– The Berserk Bacterium Lights Up the Halogen Meat
– The Flu Nukes ’em all

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

Well they always say there’s nothing like a bowl of crispy chicken soup to kill off those wild cold germs.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

Alexander Fleming was lucky that he didn’t grow his penicillin on soup with crisp skin.

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

comes with botulism and e-coli

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

The Wild Germ and I have this one thing in common.
But I still prefer Wild Oats.

Lora
Lora
9 years ago

As Homer Simpson once said, “Eww I hate that icky soup skin!”

Gemenon
Gemenon
9 years ago

Haters gonna hate!

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

But it loooves the chicken with the crisp skin! Yum!

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

That doesn’t look like ‘soups’ in the photo… hmmm……

kapow
kapow
9 years ago

Avail now of our free disease with every soup! Choose from the crowd favorite cholera, accidental amoebiasis, or our seasonal e. coli!

Smegma
Smegma
9 years ago

Those crazy right-wing xenophobic germs…

Smegma
Smegma
9 years ago

Ha! The SOUP NAZI!

DragonLady
DragonLady
9 years ago

Flash: Soup goes viral on internets!

RT
RT
9 years ago

those weird pink flashy things in the lower-right corner look almost like this is supposed to give you +5 health; what is this, zelda?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

”Waiter, bring me some other soup. The germ in this one hates ME.”

emily
emily
9 years ago

I must say the soup lives up to its name,…. I hate it!

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

Waiter! Waiter!
I hate this soup.

Ah! Horry cow sir.
I’m so grad you rike it.

Camy
Camy
9 years ago

Oh, but the domestic germ loves it!

coffeebot
coffeebot
9 years ago

Germ, come on, hate? That’s such a strong word.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
9 years ago

The Wild Germ! Yet another cinematic classic from David Lynch.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
9 years ago

It reminds him of the biofilm against which he is rebelling.

Jewels
Jewels
9 years ago

if the Wild Germ Hates Soup with Crisp Skin, does that mean it Loves Soup with Soft Skin?

Nix
Nix
9 years ago

Crispy skin, hated by all worldwide, …. including Wild Germs and Soups and some humans and herbivores.

garudamon11
garudamon11
9 years ago

The wild germ explodes the chicken soup 😀

Bea
Bea
9 years ago

The wild germ and the crispy soup might need a mediation….

Aglovale1
8 years ago

Maybe they need to find different packages

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

Wild Germ, Hong Kong’s most feared and respected restaurant critic.

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