Accidents prepared fresh, daily

Accidents prepared fresh, daily

posted on 3 Sep 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries

To prepare thirst, only drink qualified water.

Photo courtesy of Scott Severance.
Found in Korean motel.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Our hotel is purely accidental.

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

The water in the purifier has a degree in hydrology.

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

I don’t need to worry about drinking water, but… won’t I get thirsty?

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

If you prepare it, well it’s not really an accident is it then, Motel Queens?

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

Motel Queens (AKA Queens Motel (just to confuse you)): Promoting insurance fraud for some reason since 1983.

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

Hi Mr. Welcome Message Sir.. I’m feeling some uncomfortable, I know you’re trying to be neater and that’s neat, you’re very easy to read with a neat clear font and all, but it just doesn’t feel like home…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

CAUTION: In case of fire, please don’t do anything.

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

I has an uncomfortable when I read about accidents being prepared for me.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

Motel Queer !?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

”Hello, I want a single room with a double murder before breakfast. And a car crash to go.”

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

Our staffs wash and inspect a container periodically. Will it be YOUR container? Could this be your lucky day? Or will you get amoebic dysentery from the drinking water? You’ll never know until you try.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Motel Queens – We’ll leave the water on for you…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

How can I feel any comfortable with all those accidents and clean?

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Motel Queens – for hypochondriac neat-freaks with OCD who like to prance around in gowns. — You’ve rented the room, now buy the video.

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

♫ You can check out any time you like ♫
♫ But you can never leave ♫

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Our ‘limited time’ offer:
– Flu (w/o insurance)……………………………………………………………………$5
– Chronical diseases (w/o insurance)………………………………………$50
– Sudden death (w/o insurance)……………………………………………..$500
– Coma (w/o insurance)………………………………………………………….$900
– Earthquakes, tornadoes, floods etc (w/o insurance)…………$1500
– End Of The World (with insurance but it doesn’t matter)….$50.000.000.000.000

I strongly advise all guests to leave their valuable items and cash in unlocked rooms!

garudamon11
garudamon11
9 years ago

You dont have to worry about drinking water, we water you

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
9 years ago

Yes, out here in Queens near JFK port of air we welcome you to motel just homelike like home comfortably. We preparing accident for you maybe in parking lot, maybe on stairs just keep you guess. LOL!! So bring bandages and health card of many insurances. We possess fun here you too maybe, huh? :>)

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

I don’t want to be treated lik a Queen, like a prince will do just fine.

Smegma
Smegma
9 years ago

Welcome Message: Please enjoy staying in Queens Motel. You don’t have a choice.

P.S. I hope you have good insurances, we do!

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

We clean macine periodaclly.
Yes! Whenever the cockroaches block up the outlet hole.
Please bring Health Card of many illness insurances.

DragonLady
DragonLady
9 years ago

Just be glad it’s not Brooklyn…OK, not the Bronx.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

More children are caused by accident during thr Christmas period, than at sny other time.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Short menu of some more popular accidents and their consequences:

The Queen Is Dead.
Girlfriend In A Coma.
The Boy With The Thorn In His Side.
Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now.
Pretty Girls Make Graves.
Unhappy Birthday.
I know It’s Over.
Cemetery Gates.
Meat Is Murder.
Panic.

(The Smiths)

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

….and there’s a stone in my shoe.

Camy
Camy
9 years ago

I’m wondering what accident the staffs will prepare next year. The one from last year was great!

Jonas
Jonas
8 years ago

My recommendation is that they don’t use Google Translator…

girija
girija
8 years ago

drink only klean water or you make accidents

Alexeu
Alexeu
8 years ago

Hotel sounds nice

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