Environmental Protection Mosquito Coils

Environmental Protection Mosquito Coils

posted on 15 Sep 2011 in Chinglish, Household Items

The smell of burning anal will keep your nosy neighbors away, too…

Photo courtesy of Angelica K.
Found in Senegal, West Africa.

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Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

What did they put in the mosquito coil? I keep having wet dreams.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

NOTICE: Please do not translate… anything. Ever. Again.

JohnZ
JohnZ
9 years ago

Burn the anal… yes, It’d work, mosquitoes aren’t so stupid to attack an ass on fire.

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Just what you want a mosquito cooil with an internet connection, I bet its a real bummer.

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

Guangzhou Dream Fine Chemical. You might need some after you have activated the anal afterburner.

Sentenza_71
9 years ago

French translation sucks too.

DrZos
DrZos
9 years ago

REASH OUT OF TRANSLATOR, TOO!

SF
SF
9 years ago

Flangrais! The French is as hazardous as the English although less specific about the origin of the of the fragane.

I have a dream that one day Chinese industrialists will use qualified translators …

DrZos
DrZos
9 years ago

Afther burning the anal, it leaves a fragane with a strongeffect.

(It probably causes a painfulscream, too)

DrZos
DrZos
9 years ago

@SF
Yours it is a Dream Fine 😉

Albeit a Midsummersnightdream…

Ageless
Ageless
9 years ago

The French translated according to Google: “insecticide used against mosquitoes child, having a base material of high quality. Manufactures in accordance with the technologic advance. Tests with an outstanding result, disinfects and kills mosquitoes without harming the health of man, with a fragrant, low smoke utilize child by one and all. This is a new product family against mosquitoes with guaranteed! 1.separates the two groups 2. place the media approach the center of the spiral 3. alum, and for the effect fast sale … (unknown) Attention Not put next to the food, not the door of a child and playing… Read more »

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

Burn the anal? Whoa, was I using MINE wrong!

coffeebot
9 years ago

I’m wondering if the burnt rectum might outweigh the mosquito bites painwise.

Camy
Camy
9 years ago

The French says: repellent for children used against mosquitoes. Multiple use, isn’t it?

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

“Do not… dream fine”. I certainly won’t, after burning my butt.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

It burns! It burns!

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

“parfum de bonne odeur”… yeah, right. Smells like ass to me.

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

When they say modern family… I’m wondering if they’re talking Jetsons, Flintstones, or maybe Simpsons

GwydionM
GwydionM
9 years ago

I’d dreaming of a fine chemical, with high qualite ingridiens

Zizzybalooba
Zizzybalooba
9 years ago

Does the anal stand come with the coil? Or do you have to buy that separately?

DragonLady
DragonLady
9 years ago

So, this product is for modern anglophone families &, I suspect, modern mosquitos, too.

The more traditional francophone families, though, may fair much better as traditional mosquitos have not yet mutated so as to be totally unaffected by modern repellents.

Vive la France.

Darth Na'vi
Darth Na'vi
9 years ago

hmmm, the spiral even looks like one, now that I (unfortunately) think of it.

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
9 years ago

You know it’s got to be safe because of all the money they poured into the translation.

Dude
Dude
9 years ago

Dream Fine, It repels modern mosquito families!

Now, genty, separate those two spirals.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
9 years ago

Penis too small? Try our sister product SUMHUNGWANG.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
9 years ago

Hey, pal? Yeah, you! You burn one moreanal around here and I’ll kick your Commie butt ’round the Forbidden City!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
9 years ago

“Keep out fire in a dry place do not.” Yes, once again returned am I Master Yoda.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

i IMAGINE THE SMELL OF BURNING ANUSES WOULD REPEL ALMOST ANYTHING.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

A couple of translation highlights:

MODE D’EMPLOIE = MODE D’EMPLOIE
ATTENTION = NOTICE

I wonder if they translated to English from French, or from Chinese, or…?

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

Listen here Tojo! If you do thast again. I’ll set fire to your anus and stick on a stand.

dmw
dmw
9 years ago

How much is the dream fine anyway?

Salome
Salome
9 years ago

My fart is igniting.

Can A. Bis
Can A. Bis
9 years ago

What a useful product. You only have to shove one of those spirals up your ass, burn it, and your ass will be forever mosquito-free.
That’s truly something for the modern family!

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

Burn the anal… genty!

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
9 years ago

The perfect product for anyone who’s ever said “mosquito bites really burn my …”

yo
yo
9 years ago

I wanna really see that on the stand…

Jaques
Jaques
9 years ago

The French is even worse

cqui
cqui
9 years ago

Well, the original is in Flench more than French but please avoid to comment automated translation, they are worse.

CY5
CY5
9 years ago

Not only in Engrish, but now also in Flench!

Jerome
Jerome
7 years ago

Keep out fire… aren’t they SUPPOSED to be burnt? And why is there French in the English part? “Le grille… what the hell is that?”

Jerome
Jerome
7 years ago

Reash out of children… at least it wasn’t reash-around.

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