Fish Head Shop

Fish Head Shop

posted on 16 Sep 2011 in Chinglish

You’re supposed to take it out of the fish after you’ve smuggled it in the port.

Photo courtesy of David English.
Sign found in China.

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jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

I’ll have the smoked fish…

SF
SF
9 years ago

Commonly found in Chinese restaurants in Amsterdam as well.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Have you got any fish crank?

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

Also available: Huang He LSD duck and Hanjiang heroin beef.

Darth Na'vi
Darth Na'vi
9 years ago

Fish head indeed. Or fish weed…? Fish MJ? Fishajuana? Somehow, those two don’t mix well…

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

…or maybe even fish crack? these drugs are messin with ma spellin…

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Just a little THC

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

Fish pot pie, perhaps?

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

We’ve got pike for your pipe and sole for your bowl.

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

Fish Cannabis. Gateway to the oceanic opiates.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

”Waiter! There’s a fish in my canabis!”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

♫ I’m a Little Fishpot…♫♪

Terry
Terry
9 years ago

Shotgun me, fish!

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

“Have you ever looked at your fins, man? I mean, really looked at your fins?”

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

Donner party of five

emily
emily
9 years ago

Something fishy’s going on….

csk
csk
9 years ago

Ok, literally, 麻花 means “hemp flower”. It also just so happens to mean fried dough twists.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

Flying fish always get high.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

Wow! My fins are like gossamer wings. I can fly! I CAN FLY!

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

Come with me where the fish get high,
On godssamer wings to the top of the sky,
Where the purple stars hang in the dark orange night,
And the dugong sings in the dawn’s purple light.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

gssamer damn GOSSAMER

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

Misread that, though it said Cannibals

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

“CANNA BIS” ~ An Ailment suffered from by eklderley Scotsmen -. Macquarie Dictionary 1996

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

Edit = elderley.

GwydionM
GwydionM
9 years ago

The Alternative Kipper

Tatsu
Tatsu
9 years ago

Funyuns go good with this fish, man, yeah, Funyuns…

Michael
Michael
9 years ago

Put that in you pike and smoke it!

Michael
Michael
9 years ago

aka: Coral Reefer

DragonLady
DragonLady
9 years ago

new flick: FISHPOTS OF THE ORIENT

J
J
9 years ago

Phish sticks

Emergency Grass
Emergency Grass
9 years ago

For people who like their fish stoned rather than battered.

Lora
Lora
9 years ago

A lot of people are more hungry after eating here.

Tea Egg
Tea Egg
9 years ago

Strange that there isn’t engrish text mentioning the ghost town referenced in the large line of text on the top.

Tong
Tong
9 years ago

Sir, do you want your fish served in a pot?

J
J
9 years ago

@Lora: Thats why you feel hungry again a half hour after eating Chinese.

Can A. Bis
Can A. Bis
9 years ago

“Demon area with specially coloured nets.
Yangtze cannabis plant fish, lively fish, individual races boil vegetables
Electric tongue: 139967998”

That’s what happens when you stupidly translate the characters one by one.

Shlomo Liberman
Shlomo Liberman
9 years ago

This probably was submitted by Goliath Engrish and not David English. Are you sure you got the spelling right….

Aglovale1
9 years ago

Secondary: Yangtze Pork Pot, pork, some sauce.

anzo
anzo
9 years ago

Let us joinT together for this feast!

Not Me
Not Me
8 years ago

Fish cannibis???? Can I get mine smoked??

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