Fish Head Shop

Fish Head Shop

posted on 16 Sep 2011 in Chinglish

You’re supposed to take it out of the fish after you’ve smuggled it in the port.

Photo courtesy of David English.
Sign found in China.

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jjhitt
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jjhitt

I’ll have the smoked fish…

SF
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SF

Commonly found in Chinese restaurants in Amsterdam as well.

faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

Have you got any fish crank?

DrLex
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DrLex

Also available: Huang He LSD duck and Hanjiang heroin beef.

Darth Na'vi
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Darth Na'vi

Fish head indeed. Or fish weed…? Fish MJ? Fishajuana? Somehow, those two don’t mix well…

faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

…or maybe even fish crack? these drugs are messin with ma spellin…

Algernon
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Algernon

Just a little THC

FatKenney
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FatKenney

Fish pot pie, perhaps?

FatKenney
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FatKenney

We’ve got pike for your pipe and sole for your bowl.

Chuck
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Chuck

Fish Cannabis. Gateway to the oceanic opiates.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

”Waiter! There’s a fish in my canabis!”

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

♫ I’m a Little Fishpot…♫♪

Terry
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Terry

Shotgun me, fish!

xila31
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xila31

“Have you ever looked at your fins, man? I mean, really looked at your fins?”

Kitsune
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Kitsune

Donner party of five

emily
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emily

Something fishy’s going on….

csk
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csk

Ok, literally, 麻花 means “hemp flower”. It also just so happens to mean fried dough twists.

Eccekio
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Eccekio

Flying fish always get high.

Eccekio
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Eccekio

Wow! My fins are like gossamer wings. I can fly! I CAN FLY!

Eccekio
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Eccekio

Come with me where the fish get high,
On godssamer wings to the top of the sky,
Where the purple stars hang in the dark orange night,
And the dugong sings in the dawn’s purple light.

Eccekio
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Eccekio

gssamer damn GOSSAMER

Kitsune
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Kitsune

Misread that, though it said Cannibals

Eccekio
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Eccekio

“CANNA BIS” ~ An Ailment suffered from by eklderley Scotsmen -. Macquarie Dictionary 1996

Eccekio
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Eccekio

Edit = elderley.

GwydionM
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GwydionM

The Alternative Kipper

Tatsu
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Tatsu

Funyuns go good with this fish, man, yeah, Funyuns…

Michael
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Michael

Put that in you pike and smoke it!

Michael
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Michael

aka: Coral Reefer

DragonLady
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DragonLady

new flick: FISHPOTS OF THE ORIENT

J
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J

Phish sticks

Emergency Grass
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Emergency Grass

For people who like their fish stoned rather than battered.

Lora
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Lora

A lot of people are more hungry after eating here.

Tea Egg
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Tea Egg

Strange that there isn’t engrish text mentioning the ghost town referenced in the large line of text on the top.

Tong
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Tong

Sir, do you want your fish served in a pot?

J
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J

@Lora: Thats why you feel hungry again a half hour after eating Chinese.

Can A. Bis
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Can A. Bis

“Demon area with specially coloured nets.
Yangtze cannabis plant fish, lively fish, individual races boil vegetables
Electric tongue: 139967998”

That’s what happens when you stupidly translate the characters one by one.

Shlomo Liberman
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Shlomo Liberman

This probably was submitted by Goliath Engrish and not David English. Are you sure you got the spelling right….

Aglovale1
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Secondary: Yangtze Pork Pot, pork, some sauce.

anzo
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anzo

Let us joinT together for this feast!

Not Me
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Not Me

Fish cannibis???? Can I get mine smoked??

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