I don’t want to read their sign for the potty…

I don’t want to read their sign for the potty…

posted on 26 Sep 2011 in Instructions

I already took a shower in Korean…

Photo courtesy of Vanessa van der Vinden.
Found at an onsen in Shikoku, Japan.

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Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

It’s not in Japanese!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

NOTE: If you’re not a soap body, please don’t get braw while making yourself in bath.

Zizzybalooba
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Zizzybalooba

Crib notes for Hygiene 101

Algernon
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Algernon

I find under a tree with a hose just as satisfying

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

In the US, we just jump right into the tub. No soap!

DrLex
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DrLex

These must be instructions for self-assembling robots. Clean all parts with soap, throw them in a tub and let the robot make itself.

Dervrak
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Dervrak

Odd are, if you are intelligent enough to read this, you learned long ago the proper way to take a bath…

Classic Steve
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“Braw (chiefly Scottish): dressed in a fine or showy manner.” I thought you had to be naked.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

♪ BRAW! (ugh!) What is it good for? ♪

Ben
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Ben

It is acceptable to sip hot sake while soaking in the tub, but not before writing the instructions, please.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

To get in the bath I have to shower, soap up, rinse off in a second shower and then get in the tub and hopefully the medication will have taken effect by then.

demondude777
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demondude777

And all the Koreans went stinky cause they couldn’t speak Japanese…..

Peter Chan
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Peter Chan

Attntion! please . . . this is NOT OK.
I’m not in bath. I’m totally at sea >_<

SF
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SF

@jhitt And there is another note specifying what to do if the effects of the medication last for more than 4 hours.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

… soap off? Oh, I thought you mean sodpoff !

Bill
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Bill

The idea is that you don’t get into a hot tub when you’re dirty and/or soapy. That’s what the showers are for. Hot tubs are not for bathing. Reminds me of a line about gaigins from “Shogun”: “Stinkoo!”

David R
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David R

Well, at least I don’t have to take my clothes off…

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

WARNING: Please!
– O.K.

katlat
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katlat

So wait… I need to shower and soap up…twice…before I can de-tease myself in the bath??? Sounds like fun!!!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

‘Sergeant, we found a soap body in the bathtub. OK state, clean.’

DragonLady
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DragonLady

WRONG

NO SOAP, RADIO.

Kitsune
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Kitsune

They just broke the first rule of fight club.

Rob Figley
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What if I want to make at ease someone else in bath?

Pete
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Pete

OK, Braw, shaka-shaka back atcha!

Jewels
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Jewels

OK, soldier – at ease in the bath tub. And that’s an order. OK?

emily
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emily

I can make myself in bath? I thought only coffee can give birth to a child…..

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

Och aye. Me fine braw laddie.

iLock
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iLock

I am bath hear me braww!!

iLock
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iLock

I have to take a bath after all this ‘braw’ling

DrZos
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DrZos

You had me at “Attntion!”

Lora
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Lora

If you need to be given instructions on how to bathe, then you probably shouldn’t be messing around with hot water in the first place. Have mommy or daddy turn it on for you. 🙂

mickeygreeneyes
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mickeygreeneyes

Hmm. Take a bath, a method. Maybe these instructions were meant for Marlon Brando or James Dean.

mickeygreeneyes
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mickeygreeneyes

Remember: Make YOURSELF in bath. Don’t make something else in bath if you know what we mean!

Smegma
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Smegma

Run that by me again. I have to wash myself before I wash myself. Where do I begin?

Davey8
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Davey8

Yeah, the Engrish is hard to decipher in this…but why call a “hot spring” an “onsen” for an EngLish audience?

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

Don’t bathe me, braw!

ann
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ann

After all those instructions, how on earth can I at ease be in bath? And I usually just take off my braw. For at ease to be.

sparky
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sparky

I don’t wear a braw. I think this is Irish hot tub instructions.

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