I already took a shower in Korean…
Photo courtesy of Vanessa van der Vinden.
Found at an onsen in Shikoku, Japan.
It’s not in Japanese!
NOTE: If you’re not a soap body, please don’t get braw while making yourself in bath.
Crib notes for Hygiene 101
I find under a tree with a hose just as satisfying
In the US, we just jump right into the tub. No soap!
These must be instructions for self-assembling robots. Clean all parts with soap, throw them in a tub and let the robot make itself.
Odd are, if you are intelligent enough to read this, you learned long ago the proper way to take a bath…
“Braw (chiefly Scottish): dressed in a fine or showy manner.” I thought you had to be naked.
♪ BRAW! (ugh!) What is it good for? ♪
It is acceptable to sip hot sake while soaking in the tub, but not before writing the instructions, please.
To get in the bath I have to shower, soap up, rinse off in a second shower and then get in the tub and hopefully the medication will have taken effect by then.
And all the Koreans went stinky cause they couldn’t speak Japanese…..
Attntion! please . . . this is NOT OK.
I’m not in bath. I’m totally at sea >_<
@jhitt And there is another note specifying what to do if the effects of the medication last for more than 4 hours.
… soap off? Oh, I thought you mean sodpoff !
The idea is that you don’t get into a hot tub when you’re dirty and/or soapy. That’s what the showers are for. Hot tubs are not for bathing. Reminds me of a line about gaigins from “Shogun”: “Stinkoo!”
Well, at least I don’t have to take my clothes off…
So wait… I need to shower and soap up…twice…before I can de-tease myself in the bath??? Sounds like fun!!!
‘Sergeant, we found a soap body in the bathtub. OK state, clean.’
NO SOAP, RADIO.
They just broke the first rule of fight club.
What if I want to make at ease someone else in bath?
OK, Braw, shaka-shaka back atcha!
OK, soldier – at ease in the bath tub. And that’s an order. OK?
I can make myself in bath? I thought only coffee can give birth to a child…..
Och aye. Me fine braw laddie.
I am bath hear me braww!!
I have to take a bath after all this ‘braw’ling
You had me at “Attntion!”
If you need to be given instructions on how to bathe, then you probably shouldn’t be messing around with hot water in the first place. Have mommy or daddy turn it on for you. 🙂
Hmm. Take a bath, a method. Maybe these instructions were meant for Marlon Brando or James Dean.
Remember: Make YOURSELF in bath. Don’t make something else in bath if you know what we mean!
Run that by me again. I have to wash myself before I wash myself. Where do I begin?
Yeah, the Engrish is hard to decipher in this…but why call a “hot spring” an “onsen” for an EngLish audience?
Don’t bathe me, braw!
After all those instructions, how on earth can I at ease be in bath? And I usually just take off my braw. For at ease to be.
I don’t wear a braw. I think this is Irish hot tub instructions.