I don’t want to read their sign for the potty…

I don’t want to read their sign for the potty…

posted on 26 Sep 2011 in Instructions

I already took a shower in Korean…

Photo courtesy of Vanessa van der Vinden.
Found at an onsen in Shikoku, Japan.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

It’s not in Japanese!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

NOTE: If you’re not a soap body, please don’t get braw while making yourself in bath.

Zizzybalooba
Zizzybalooba
9 years ago

Crib notes for Hygiene 101

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

I find under a tree with a hose just as satisfying

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

In the US, we just jump right into the tub. No soap!

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

These must be instructions for self-assembling robots. Clean all parts with soap, throw them in a tub and let the robot make itself.

Dervrak
Dervrak
9 years ago

Odd are, if you are intelligent enough to read this, you learned long ago the proper way to take a bath…

Classic Steve
9 years ago

“Braw (chiefly Scottish): dressed in a fine or showy manner.” I thought you had to be naked.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

♪ BRAW! (ugh!) What is it good for? ♪

Ben
Ben
9 years ago

It is acceptable to sip hot sake while soaking in the tub, but not before writing the instructions, please.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

To get in the bath I have to shower, soap up, rinse off in a second shower and then get in the tub and hopefully the medication will have taken effect by then.

demondude777
demondude777
9 years ago

And all the Koreans went stinky cause they couldn’t speak Japanese…..

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
9 years ago

Attntion! please . . . this is NOT OK.
I’m not in bath. I’m totally at sea >_<

SF
SF
9 years ago

@jhitt And there is another note specifying what to do if the effects of the medication last for more than 4 hours.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

… soap off? Oh, I thought you mean sodpoff !

Bill
Bill
9 years ago

The idea is that you don’t get into a hot tub when you’re dirty and/or soapy. That’s what the showers are for. Hot tubs are not for bathing. Reminds me of a line about gaigins from “Shogun”: “Stinkoo!”

David R
David R
9 years ago

Well, at least I don’t have to take my clothes off…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

WARNING: Please!
– O.K.

katlat
katlat
9 years ago

So wait… I need to shower and soap up…twice…before I can de-tease myself in the bath??? Sounds like fun!!!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

‘Sergeant, we found a soap body in the bathtub. OK state, clean.’

DragonLady
DragonLady
9 years ago

WRONG

NO SOAP, RADIO.

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

They just broke the first rule of fight club.

Rob Figley
9 years ago

What if I want to make at ease someone else in bath?

Pete
Pete
9 years ago

OK, Braw, shaka-shaka back atcha!

Jewels
Jewels
9 years ago

OK, soldier – at ease in the bath tub. And that’s an order. OK?

emily
emily
9 years ago

I can make myself in bath? I thought only coffee can give birth to a child…..

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
9 years ago

Och aye. Me fine braw laddie.

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

I am bath hear me braww!!

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

I have to take a bath after all this ‘braw’ling

DrZos
DrZos
9 years ago

You had me at “Attntion!”

Lora
Lora
9 years ago

If you need to be given instructions on how to bathe, then you probably shouldn’t be messing around with hot water in the first place. Have mommy or daddy turn it on for you. 🙂

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
9 years ago

Hmm. Take a bath, a method. Maybe these instructions were meant for Marlon Brando or James Dean.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
9 years ago

Remember: Make YOURSELF in bath. Don’t make something else in bath if you know what we mean!

Smegma
Smegma
9 years ago

Run that by me again. I have to wash myself before I wash myself. Where do I begin?

Davey8
Davey8
9 years ago

Yeah, the Engrish is hard to decipher in this…but why call a “hot spring” an “onsen” for an EngLish audience?

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
9 years ago

Don’t bathe me, braw!

ann
ann
8 years ago

After all those instructions, how on earth can I at ease be in bath? And I usually just take off my braw. For at ease to be.

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

I don’t wear a braw. I think this is Irish hot tub instructions.

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