Or, at least wear rubber gloves

Or, at least wear rubber gloves

posted on 24 Sep 2011 in Signs

My momma said not to let the boys touch my mystery…

Photo courtesy of Kelsey Lloyd.
Location not disclosed.

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Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Golden Staph

emily
emily
9 years ago

In order to safeguard someone’s mystery, please keep your objects to yourself!

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Please don’t touch me there.

emily
emily
9 years ago

Whoever uses his hand to uncover someone’s mystery would be infected, or even jailed!

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

I’ve heard of a mysterious infection but this is the first I’ve heard of an infected mystery.

coffeebot
9 years ago

sign at the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil?

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

Please wash your mystery at the entrance.

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

When I think of your mystery I touch myself.

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

Mystery novel about a Novel Mystery.

Mystery She Touched.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Please, thank you.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Do not please. But you can touch.

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

But I don’t want an infected mystery.

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

What, you can get syphilis from playing clue?

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

What the sign actually says is that in order to keep your mystery infected, do not touch. It must be a mystery disinfectant.

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

And this is why we had to put Blue down.

Classic Steve
9 years ago

“Ahhhh, sweet mystery of night, at last I have found you….”

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
9 years ago

Mystery loves company.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
9 years ago

Wear a condom.

Darth Na'vi
Darth Na'vi
9 years ago

continuen?

RT
RT
9 years ago

you can’t touch this. stop! hepatitis time!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Those objects are probably some new kind of flu.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Infected Mushroom?

Michael
Michael
9 years ago

Velma: Jinkies! An object has infected this mystery!
Shaggy: Zoinks!

Jewels
Jewels
9 years ago

Is it suppose to be “In order that the object to contiuen your misery….”?

Aglovale1
9 years ago

Can I touch them out of order?

brbr
brbr
9 years ago

I’m touching!

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

So THAT’S how my mystery got infected!

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