Passive Aggressive Engrish

Passive Aggressive Engrish

posted on 28 Sep 2011 in Chinglish

Or we wont supply you with the antidote…

Photo courtesy of Juan Igualada.
Found in a restaurant in Guangzhou, China.

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Algernon
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Algernon

A minute more and we’ll charge you double.

JohnZ
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JohnZ

Or we’ll tell Chuck Norris to be gentle with you.

FatKenney
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FatKenney

…because that’s when your egg roll is set to detonate.

faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

…because otherwise it will dislike you for 48h, and it won’t be gentle

mickeygreeneyes
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mickeygreeneyes

Or your ass will be on the menu.

Tong
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Tong

Or else, we will help you gentlely like the Peking ducks. For details, please check on information how Peking ducks are fed.

coffeebot
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…and then I suggest a 30% tip, if you know what’s good for you.

YYD
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YYD

Literally:

A Warm/Gentle/Fragrant Notice/Reminder
Consumption of Food Please Do After Purchasing 2 Hours Within Eat.

xila31
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xila31

You better enjoy it or Vinny will break your legs.

Ben
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Ben

… and be sure to take the cannoli with you.

Jay
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Jay

My God, that’s Moose Turd Pie!

It’s good tho.

Kitsune
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Kitsune

OR ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chris
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Chris

If you don’t finish in two hours, we force it down your throat.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

A rough reminder: Please, don’t hurt us! Right now!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Sir, we need time… gotcha?

Mc-Taz
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Mc-Taz

After 2 hours our gentleness wears off. You have been warned.

DrZos
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DrZos

This message will self destruct.

demondude777
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demondude777

Sir you have been here for 2 hours and 1 minute. We are going to need you to order again.

Dervrak
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Dervrak

You’d better enjoy your meal in 2 hours…because you’ll be “enjoying” the porcelin throne in three…

Lora
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Lora

If I have to wait 2 hours at a restaurant it had better be the most enjoyable meal ever!

Chris
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Chris

You go NOW. Why you here two hours?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

And if you don’t enjoy your meal in 2 hours, we’ll give you WAAAY more hours! And we totally mean it! Duh!

Peter Chan
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Peter Chan

An abrasive reminder:

If we don’t enjoy the meal you will have to refund us double the price.

RT
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RT

*cue fox’s 24’s tv-style montage of clock ticking*

Michael
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Michael

Time is money! Every diner is a loiterer!

d17nk
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d17nk

A gentle reminder: WE’LL KILL YOU if you don’t eat it in 2 hrs !!

emily
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emily

I guessed the food is served in polystyrene containers. If kept for longer than two hours, much harmful chemicals from the polystyrene would have diffused into the food, rendering it toxic. So, you’d better enjoy the food within two hours!

gbear4
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gbear4

….bitch!!!

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

Enjoy your meal in two hours or ve vill haf vays of making you.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Thank you, Warden, but I’m still enjoying my last meal.

mr.wu
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mr.wu

We won’t be so gentle after 2 hours!

Sparky
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Sparky

or no dessert for you!

J
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J

that is the meal you will come back for, since the you’ll be hungry again.

Aglovale1
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In three hours, you get a forceful reminder.

DragonLady
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DragonLady

I know, I know–it’s the hose again.

Fluffy
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Fluffy

This sounds like something GLaDOS would say.

A gentle reminder: You’d better enjoy your food in two hours, or else there will be a bad mark on your permanent record, followed by death.

ann
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ann

Chew Slowly. Very, Very Slowly. We need people in here to make us look busy.

sparky
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sparky

because we have vely expensive pay toiretts!

noneofyourbusiness
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noneofyourbusiness

AND NO TAKEAWAYS!

Biff the Understudy
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Biff the Understudy

… for it will be your last. Have nice day.

Soso
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Soso

Reminder … because you may have forgotten the appropriate time period for enjoying meal.

consultant
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consultant

Pffffff some people can’t even enjoy their meal…
I don’t recognize this planet anymore.

Oocca
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And remember- everything is better served cold, kids!

RocketCat
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RocketCat

…’Cause if you don’t, I’m going to whack you out.

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