Please use the exit entrance

Please use the exit entrance

posted on 20 Sep 2011 in Chinglish, Signs

Do not wash hands. Please wash.

Photo courtesy of Audun Føyen.
Found in China.

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Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

use the urinals instead

FatKenney
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FatKenney

Schizophrenic toilets.

JohnZ
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JohnZ

Please do not read this sign.

jazzy
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jazzy

Your sign is a mal-function.

FatKenney
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FatKenney

I guess I’ll just hold it until I get home.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I can’t decide so I’ll just look.

DrLex
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DrLex

Great, a suicidal toilet.

DrZos
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DrZos

Why would anyone throw sugar cubes in the toilet…?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Don’t flush, but look, if you really can’t help yourself, flush anyway.

DrZos
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DrZos

This sign may be confusing but at least it’s JOLLY…
or is that FOLLY… hmmmm… the curse of incongruity continues!!!

Tong
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Tong

To flush or not to flush, that is the question.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Do not flush toilet to avoid mal-function – flush it for other purposes!

Algernon
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Algernon

I just come here for a jolly old time.

DrLex
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DrLex

These instructions confused me to such an extent that I didn’t dare to use the toilet. This caused my bowels to mal-function.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Text for the first pictogram should be ‘Please, do not feed the toilet’.

SF
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SF

I am glad the picture shows the sign rather than the toilet. I don’t want to know how it’s interpreted.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

This is one of those restrooms where jolly guys hang out.

YYD
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YYD

These were the unspoken rules for the WC’s at my elementary school!

coffeebot
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That’s fine cuz I kinda have to go and not have to go.

mickeygreeneyes
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mickeygreeneyes

What is the sound of no hands clapping?

mickeygreeneyes
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mickeygreeneyes

Look! Ha ha we gotcha! We meant don’t look. Now you’re screwed.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Please don’t do this at home.

demondude777
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demondude777

And whatever you do, please do not press the red button!!!!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

♫ Do not flush
In a rush
Take a look
Jolly good! ♫♪

Kitsune
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Kitsune

I’m confused… but at least it didn’t say “Toilet out of order… please use floor below”

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

Mal’s main function is to pee on the seat.

emily
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emily

Do not read this signage. Please pay full attention to the warning!

d17nk
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d17nk

If signs had gender, those signs must be females.

Peter Chan
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Peter Chan

Read this sign and ignore it.

WDW
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WDW

Dr. Doolittle’s specially designed toilet for the Pushmi-pullyu!

J
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J

LOOK!

iLock
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iLock

Warning: I am a sign that likes to screw with people

iLock
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iLock

ATTENTION! …Carry on…

William A. Smith
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William A. Smith

Study the Tao, but do not study the Tao. Use what you must not use, and then do not use it. Things are because things are not. To be is not to be.

Octo
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Octo

Do not flush the toilet after throwing sugar cubes inside.

sparky
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sparky

Actually i says Don’t flush your drugs down the toilet, Mr. Mal (wink wink) will dispose of them properly for you.
Thank you,

Mr. Mal

sirpaulfan
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sirpaulfan

Grasshopper, you must learn to flush toilet without flushing the toilet.

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