Please use the exit entrance

Please use the exit entrance

posted on 20 Sep 2011 in Chinglish, Signs

Do not wash hands. Please wash.

Photo courtesy of Audun Føyen.
Found in China.

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Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

use the urinals instead

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

Schizophrenic toilets.

JohnZ
JohnZ
9 years ago

Please do not read this sign.

jazzy
jazzy
9 years ago

Your sign is a mal-function.

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

I guess I’ll just hold it until I get home.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

I can’t decide so I’ll just look.

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

Great, a suicidal toilet.

DrZos
DrZos
9 years ago

Why would anyone throw sugar cubes in the toilet…?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Don’t flush, but look, if you really can’t help yourself, flush anyway.

DrZos
DrZos
9 years ago

This sign may be confusing but at least it’s JOLLY…
or is that FOLLY… hmmmm… the curse of incongruity continues!!!

Tong
Tong
9 years ago

To flush or not to flush, that is the question.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Do not flush toilet to avoid mal-function – flush it for other purposes!

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

I just come here for a jolly old time.

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

These instructions confused me to such an extent that I didn’t dare to use the toilet. This caused my bowels to mal-function.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Text for the first pictogram should be ‘Please, do not feed the toilet’.

SF
SF
9 years ago

I am glad the picture shows the sign rather than the toilet. I don’t want to know how it’s interpreted.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

This is one of those restrooms where jolly guys hang out.

YYD
YYD
9 years ago

These were the unspoken rules for the WC’s at my elementary school!

coffeebot
9 years ago

That’s fine cuz I kinda have to go and not have to go.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
9 years ago

What is the sound of no hands clapping?

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
9 years ago

Look! Ha ha we gotcha! We meant don’t look. Now you’re screwed.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Please don’t do this at home.

demondude777
demondude777
9 years ago

And whatever you do, please do not press the red button!!!!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

♫ Do not flush
In a rush
Take a look
Jolly good! ♫♪

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

I’m confused… but at least it didn’t say “Toilet out of order… please use floor below”

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
9 years ago

Mal’s main function is to pee on the seat.

emily
emily
9 years ago

Do not read this signage. Please pay full attention to the warning!

d17nk
d17nk
9 years ago

If signs had gender, those signs must be females.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
9 years ago

Read this sign and ignore it.

WDW
WDW
9 years ago

Dr. Doolittle’s specially designed toilet for the Pushmi-pullyu!

J
J
9 years ago

LOOK!

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

Warning: I am a sign that likes to screw with people

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

ATTENTION! …Carry on…

William A. Smith
William A. Smith
9 years ago

Study the Tao, but do not study the Tao. Use what you must not use, and then do not use it. Things are because things are not. To be is not to be.

Octo
Octo
8 years ago

Do not flush the toilet after throwing sugar cubes inside.

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

Actually i says Don’t flush your drugs down the toilet, Mr. Mal (wink wink) will dispose of them properly for you.
Thank you,

Mr. Mal

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
4 years ago

Grasshopper, you must learn to flush toilet without flushing the toilet.

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