Pregnant Pause that Refreshes

Pregnant Pause that Refreshes

posted on 23 Sep 2011 in Chinglish

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Photo courtesy of Tammy Luong.
Found at coffee shop in China.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

We don’t want any child coffee – only adult condition.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Maybe Fujieda Coffee gave birth to this child coffee? It has a taste of a japanese mother!

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

Well I hope it’s decaf – I don’t want a hyperactive kid.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

Coffee can cause pregnancy? That explains everything!

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

“Congratulations, Mr. Folgiers, it’s a hazelnut!”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

This should qualify for ‘Child Engrish of the Week’.

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

I’ll have a cup of the siberian thanks

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Uh-oh! Guess I won’t be going to Starbuck’s any more.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

The Coffee World Map describes the population distribution of children on earth.

coffeebot
8 years ago

after 3 cups it FELT like giving birth

Smegma
Smegma
8 years ago

Let’s coffee birth condition!

xila31
xila31
8 years ago

The barrista must have skipped anatomy class….

Chris
Chris
8 years ago

One Vente and one condom, please.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

“..and that’s why we don’t know who your father is.”

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Excuse me, I ordered a mocha latte. This has blue eyes.

Kitsune
Kitsune
8 years ago

If you drink it with the morning after pill, will it counter the affects?

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

That Juan Valdez guy really gets around.

Ben
Ben
8 years ago

Well, we couldn’t sleep, so… you know…

Michael
Michael
8 years ago

Black coffee is the new pennyroyal tea.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

Boy or girl?

Alix
Alix
8 years ago

So you see, kids, that’s why you always use a filter.

YYD
YYD
8 years ago

The text above the Engrish is a description detailing that various coffee (beans) are (born and) grown in tropical climates/environments.

RT
RT
8 years ago

foldgers… you are NOT the father! [/maury]

J
J
8 years ago

I give birth every morning after my coffee.

Tong
Tong
8 years ago

Mrs. Coffee, you had twins, the older one Espresso and the younger one Long white.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
8 years ago

I told her not to swallow it.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
8 years ago

Yeah! Decaf is only for kids.

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

Not Fair Trade Coffee but Fair Maid Coffee

Jewels
Jewels
8 years ago

Am glad not a coffee drinker. I drink tea before bed and it just gives birth to an adult condition.

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

Love your child unconditionally?

Gina Taylor
Gina Taylor
8 years ago

See! It wasn’t Justin Beiber after all…

Mark
Mark
8 years ago

Son, it’s time we told you about the birds and the beans.

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

This is the non birth control coffee.

Spitt
Spitt
8 years ago

Which of the Hills Bros. is to blame?

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