Wait…this doesn’t smell like incense…

Wait…this doesn’t smell like incense…

posted on 21 Sep 2011 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Audun Føyen.
Menu found in Taiwan.

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Chris
Chris
8 years ago

Oh, yum – vaginalls!

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

So this is a feminine dish then… with parsley

Zizzybalooba
Zizzybalooba
8 years ago

This shows you why good hygiene is so important.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Basically, the disc consists of burning and smelly naughty bits of the opposite sex. Quite nicely arranged, though!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

PS: ‘dish’, not ‘disc’. Ah well…

SF
SF
8 years ago

According to Wikipedia it could as well have been called
“incense mess of heartleaf false pickerelweed” but it would have been less fun than ratin. But as messy.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Is this another name for ‘squid’…?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

A special dish serves only at a Buddhist temple.

DrZos
DrZos
8 years ago

Put several vaginalis together and you have a mess alright…!

(Incense wouldn’t be much of a help… It would just make the mess smell nice.)

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

Incense – for when you Monochoria gets that not-so-fresh feeling.

Classic Steve
8 years ago

At least they didn’t say “incest.”

Kitsune
Kitsune
8 years ago

Funny, they don’t look like fish tacos?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Also called ‘Smells Like Teen Spirit’.

Dan Langevin
8 years ago

SF – also, nobody ever ate a “heartleaf false pickerelweed” 🙂

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

I gotta know… is this the CAUSE or the CURE?
(In my country they have products in a spray can for this.)

coffeebot
8 years ago

only thing more scary is the Snapper

icruise
icruise
8 years ago

It should be something like “fragrant duck tongues” which frankly doesn’t sound that much better.

Michael
Michael
8 years ago

Hot mess indeed!

emily
emily
8 years ago

A plate of chicken vaginalis? Now I know why there is another dish called ‘chicken without sex’ in the menu ……

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

I had mono once, but if didn’t come with parsley.

snackycakez
snackycakez
8 years ago

I was planning on going to a nice restaurant with my wife, but instead we ended up eating at this gynecologist clinic.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

When I asked for the leg platter, I had something else in mind.

Chuck
Chuck
8 years ago

Penicillin. What to get for the girl who already has everything.

RT
RT
8 years ago

wait hon, i understand the hot pepper next to the dish in the menu means it’s spicy, but what’s this thing that looks like a virus mean?

RT
RT
8 years ago

i see the ladies man has set up shop somewhere in taiwan

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

A whole mess of vaginas? Reckon this here Taiwan is the place fer me!

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
8 years ago

As SF points out, monochoria vaginalis isn’t Engrish — it is the scientific name for a species of water hyacinth considered a noxious weed in the West, but to be found on plates in Chinese restaurants, much like “special deer” (rat).

Rice Guy
8 years ago

More sanitary napkins please.

Issachar
Issachar
8 years ago

Actually what on the plate is tongue of ducks. =)

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

It does sorta look pretty though, don’t it?

Twin mom
Twin mom
8 years ago

Well, if that isn’t what an incense mess of monochoria vaginalis looks like, I don’t know what does!

Also, who puts the scientific name of any of their foods on the menu??

Bystander
Bystander
8 years ago

The Chinese characters read “duck tongues in fragrant sauce,” but that is not necessarily what they actually are.

Linny
Linny
8 years ago

lol-monochoria vaginalis is water hyacinth!

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

Just another scare tactic to use condoms.

Spitt
Spitt
8 years ago

Don*t be a pussy, eat it.

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