Welcome to my Happy Garden…

Welcome to my Happy Garden…

posted on 1 Sep 2011 in Chinglish, Toys

Photo courtesy of Shlomo Liberman.
Donkey doll toy from China.

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Zizzybalooba
Zizzybalooba
10 years ago

The first Anti-Zionist toy.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

”Mommy, I’m three years old now, can I wear that adult Mickey Mouse T-shirt, pleeeease!”

SF
SF
10 years ago

Waiter, there is hair in my cotton …

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

When in Happy Garden, you can eat carelessly. I am really really happy to read this.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

This toy is guaranteed kosher.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Of course I will keep the wrapping bag – how could an adult over three suffocate without that?!

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Oh, this toy sounds like a pile all right.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Torture Garden

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Do not let your children play! Let them suffocate and then pile up their bodies.

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

Happy Garden: where the head of a decapitated dog is kosher!

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

This is insulting! I always carry out the standard GB9832-1993!!! Who do you think I am? Adult under three??? Jeeeez….

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Toy-food regulations:
– Pile and must know at Toy
– Eat carelessly; you’re allowed to suffocate
– Hair should not enter the mouth (or else it will be punished)
– Only for adult over three*

*no baby adult

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

A donkey toy with a dog’s head…
Unique by any standard! ( even for baby adults 😉 )

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
10 years ago

Israel Exempt and Eat Carelessly . . . what the HECK ??

And “. . .the children and adult over three”?
Like “All moms are welcome . . . ladies only”

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

Do not taunt happy fun ball.

coffeebot
10 years ago

Prevent the infant from playing. He’ll have time to play after he suffocates.

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

Adults under three, however, must not even go near this toy.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I know the term ‘Adult Baby’ – I’m just not sure about the ‘over three’ limitation.

GwydionM
GwydionM
10 years ago

Israelis and Adults Over Three are allowed to Eat Carelessly

demondude777
demondude777
10 years ago

No son, that bag is not a toy. When your garden is unhappy please use it to kill yourself. Didn’t you read the instructions, or did you eat them carelessly again?

Someone
Someone
10 years ago

“Israel exempt and eat carelessly”

Guess someone’s pissed that the Garden of Eden, the previous Happy Garden, doesn’t exist anymore.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

It’s a Mossad special weapon.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

@Kitsune: I knew I’d see a Happy Fun Ball comment ! 🙂

Davey8
Davey8
10 years ago

Wow. Sounds like they’ve knocked ten years off the age for a bar/bat mitzvah! Also sounds like adulthood is a lot more dangerous than it used to be!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

This toy is animal of the dog, not of the monkey!

DragonLady
DragonLady
10 years ago

I’m certain this is an Engrish translation of part of the Passover Seder–the part I always slept through.

J
J
10 years ago

Pile toy. errrrrg. Made my own, yeay!!!

emily
emily
10 years ago

Listen here, you adults over three, if you eat carelessly, hair will enter your mouth!

Jewels
Jewels
10 years ago

So am I suppose to prevent the infant from playing.. and then suffocate it with the wrapping bag?

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Yo, what we’re tryin’ to say, yo, is that if you’re like in Israel, Dude, eat carelessly. Like we could care less!

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Every Palestinian’s wish: An Israel free toy.

coffeebot
10 years ago

Adults over three… they sure start ’em young

Nix
Nix
10 years ago

A Toy for Piles? To Tickle pile? To make pile feel fuzzy?

Mark
Mark
10 years ago

Is this toy from China, or Gaza?

Yugan Dali
10 years ago

Can anybody figure out how Israel got in here? well, it’s exempt, so it’s NOT in here, but I sure can’t figure that out.

Michael
Michael
10 years ago

Israelies can eat the cotton. It is an engrish figure of speech meaning there are no pig parts in the cotton.

SFFantasy
SFFantasy
10 years ago

HEY!! I’m an adult over three. Does that mean i can pile this toy?

Mr. Do
Mr. Do
10 years ago

One child’s “pile” is another child’s toy.

Jonas
Jonas
10 years ago

Hey, at least it’s Kosher!

Clinton
Clinton
10 years ago

This means you Israel!

Crazy M
Crazy M
9 years ago

So Israel can eat the hair and the rest of us can’t??? NOT FAIR!

Elizabeth
Elizabeth
9 years ago

Israel can go ahead and eat carelessly.

Hello!
Hello!
8 years ago

I AM A WRAPPING BAG, WELL IN TOIME!

Mary Poppins, heh.

Hello! A million and 2
Hello! A million and 2
8 years ago

Adults over three… they sure start `em young

KBurkhart
KBurkhart
7 years ago

the wrap has a nice beat and you can dance to it…

The Dude
The Dude
6 years ago

Dont play with the bag, you may suffocate, Israel exempt

The Dude
The Dude
6 years ago

Adults over three should be down on factory floor, not playing with toys.

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