Welcome to my Happy Garden…

Welcome to my Happy Garden…

posted on 1 Sep 2011 in Chinglish, Toys

Photo courtesy of Shlomo Liberman.
Donkey doll toy from China.

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Zizzybalooba
Zizzybalooba
9 years ago

The first Anti-Zionist toy.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

”Mommy, I’m three years old now, can I wear that adult Mickey Mouse T-shirt, pleeeease!”

SF
SF
9 years ago

Waiter, there is hair in my cotton …

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

When in Happy Garden, you can eat carelessly. I am really really happy to read this.

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

This toy is guaranteed kosher.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Of course I will keep the wrapping bag – how could an adult over three suffocate without that?!

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

Oh, this toy sounds like a pile all right.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Torture Garden

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

Do not let your children play! Let them suffocate and then pile up their bodies.

DrZos
DrZos
9 years ago

Happy Garden: where the head of a decapitated dog is kosher!

DrZos
DrZos
9 years ago

This is insulting! I always carry out the standard GB9832-1993!!! Who do you think I am? Adult under three??? Jeeeez….

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Toy-food regulations:
– Pile and must know at Toy
– Eat carelessly; you’re allowed to suffocate
– Hair should not enter the mouth (or else it will be punished)
– Only for adult over three*

*no baby adult

DrZos
DrZos
9 years ago

A donkey toy with a dog’s head…
Unique by any standard! ( even for baby adults 😉 )

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
9 years ago

Israel Exempt and Eat Carelessly . . . what the HECK ??

And “. . .the children and adult over three”?
Like “All moms are welcome . . . ladies only”

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

Do not taunt happy fun ball.

coffeebot
9 years ago

Prevent the infant from playing. He’ll have time to play after he suffocates.

Lora
Lora
9 years ago

Adults under three, however, must not even go near this toy.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

I know the term ‘Adult Baby’ – I’m just not sure about the ‘over three’ limitation.

GwydionM
GwydionM
9 years ago

Israelis and Adults Over Three are allowed to Eat Carelessly

demondude777
demondude777
9 years ago

No son, that bag is not a toy. When your garden is unhappy please use it to kill yourself. Didn’t you read the instructions, or did you eat them carelessly again?

Someone
Someone
9 years ago

“Israel exempt and eat carelessly”

Guess someone’s pissed that the Garden of Eden, the previous Happy Garden, doesn’t exist anymore.

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

It’s a Mossad special weapon.

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

@Kitsune: I knew I’d see a Happy Fun Ball comment ! 🙂

Davey8
Davey8
9 years ago

Wow. Sounds like they’ve knocked ten years off the age for a bar/bat mitzvah! Also sounds like adulthood is a lot more dangerous than it used to be!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

This toy is animal of the dog, not of the monkey!

DragonLady
DragonLady
9 years ago

I’m certain this is an Engrish translation of part of the Passover Seder–the part I always slept through.

J
J
9 years ago

Pile toy. errrrrg. Made my own, yeay!!!

emily
emily
9 years ago

Listen here, you adults over three, if you eat carelessly, hair will enter your mouth!

Jewels
Jewels
9 years ago

So am I suppose to prevent the infant from playing.. and then suffocate it with the wrapping bag?

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
9 years ago

Yo, what we’re tryin’ to say, yo, is that if you’re like in Israel, Dude, eat carelessly. Like we could care less!

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

Every Palestinian’s wish: An Israel free toy.

coffeebot
9 years ago

Adults over three… they sure start ’em young

Nix
Nix
9 years ago

A Toy for Piles? To Tickle pile? To make pile feel fuzzy?

Mark
Mark
9 years ago

Is this toy from China, or Gaza?

Yugan Dali
9 years ago

Can anybody figure out how Israel got in here? well, it’s exempt, so it’s NOT in here, but I sure can’t figure that out.

Michael
Michael
9 years ago

Israelies can eat the cotton. It is an engrish figure of speech meaning there are no pig parts in the cotton.

SFFantasy
SFFantasy
9 years ago

HEY!! I’m an adult over three. Does that mean i can pile this toy?

Mr. Do
Mr. Do
9 years ago

One child’s “pile” is another child’s toy.

Jonas
Jonas
9 years ago

Hey, at least it’s Kosher!

Clinton
Clinton
9 years ago

This means you Israel!

Crazy M
Crazy M
7 years ago

So Israel can eat the hair and the rest of us can’t??? NOT FAIR!

Elizabeth
Elizabeth
7 years ago

Israel can go ahead and eat carelessly.

Hello!
Hello!
6 years ago

I AM A WRAPPING BAG, WELL IN TOIME!

Mary Poppins, heh.

Hello! A million and 2
Hello! A million and 2
6 years ago

Adults over three… they sure start `em young

KBurkhart
KBurkhart
6 years ago

the wrap has a nice beat and you can dance to it…

The Dude
The Dude
4 years ago

Dont play with the bag, you may suffocate, Israel exempt

The Dude
The Dude
4 years ago

Adults over three should be down on factory floor, not playing with toys.

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