Bonzo, the Insult Comic Monkey

Bonzo, the Insult Comic Monkey

posted on 20 Oct 2011 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Jared Sutton.
Found in China.

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Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

The monkey likes smoking cigars and using foul languages. Stay Away from him.

SF
SF
8 years ago

WARNING: This monkey may engage in activities not suitable for all ages and temperaments.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

Please do not ask who the monkey offends. We do not know.

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

The views expressed by this simian do not necessarily reflect those of this zoo or its staff.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

Every effort has been taken to ensure that our monkeys are kept in enclosures that replicate their native environment as closely as possible. Despite this, some ungrateful monkeys may cause offense by masturbating continuously & flinging faeces at oggling guests. We deeply apologise in advance for any offence this inexplicable behaviour may cause.

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

Back home in America someone got offended too. Now we can’t have monkeys. 🙁

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

I’m not afraid because it makes me danger!

JohnZ
JohnZ
8 years ago

Monkeys love monkey business, that makes sense.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

Warning: monkey may consider you a nice human… for him to poop on.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Enjoy your visit at Politically Correct Zoological Park.

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Its all because of monkeys. pleaes be afraid

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Like I always say, the best defense is an offensive monkey,

Peter
Peter
8 years ago

Ok, point taken. But I’m not just somebody.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

”Darling, I think the monkey over there just flipped me the bird.”

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

…and don’t even THINK about visiting those nasty wallabies.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

That’s called evolution. But it’s still better than being offended by neanderthals.

spare ocean
spare ocean
8 years ago

“The monkey is offending somebody. Please do not approach”

Yeah. There’s a line, moron. Wait for your turn.

Dervrak
Dervrak
8 years ago

Monkey! I find your silly simian antics and the fact that you play with your own feces highly offensive! You had better shape up or it’s zoo sensitivity training for you!

coffeebot
8 years ago

Can’t get no respect…
because of monkeys

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

NOTE: Piease take intensive care to offended person, or it will miserably and miserably and miserably! die.

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

Instead of “ethnic” jokes, this monkey likes to tell “human” jokes, which may offend somebody. Here are just a few:

-How can you tell if a human has something on his mind? When he wears a hat!
-How do you make a human’s eyes light up? Stick a flashlight in his mouth!
-I once knew a human who was so ugly he when he looked in the mirror his reflection threw up!

If you think that’s bad, you should hear his “elephant” jokes…

Chris
Chris
8 years ago

@ Lora: Here’s an elephant joke…

Q: What did the elephant say to the naked guy?
A: Jeez, how do you breathe through a little thing like that?

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

This monkey will be ostracised until it says sorry to the person it offended

Kitsune
Kitsune
8 years ago

Is this one of those red ass monkeys I’ve heard about?

mamab
mamab
8 years ago

Let’s t-shirt!

DECMATH
DECMATH
8 years ago

“You’re such a cute kid. For me to fling poop at!”

Common Bulrush
Common Bulrush
8 years ago

Piease don’t approach. The monkey is currentiy offending somebody and you might disturb it..

Michael
Michael
8 years ago

In Soviet China, the monkey shocks YOU!

Jay
Jay
8 years ago

So that’s where Don Rickles ended up. (Sorry, I’m showing my age.)

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

It must be that four-letter word…

Classic Steve
8 years ago

“Macaque” is not spelled that way….

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
8 years ago

Ask not for whom the monkey offends. He offends for thee.

But it’ll cost ya.

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
8 years ago

When the monkey is finished offending somebody, then it’s your turn. Pricing available upon request.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
8 years ago

Hello chap, would you fancy a spot of tea?

Well, I NEVER!

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
8 years ago

I wanta go to a Zoo where I get to fling s–t at the monkeys.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Long ago the monkey have lost his Gillette Right Guard. That why he offends == real bad, bady! So approach at you risk unhappy.

J
J
8 years ago

“So tell me lady is that your face or is my ass up in a mirror?!!! No, but seriously, your a good sport, for me to throw poop on!!!!”
“I’ll be here all week folks…they got me locked in…but at least it keeps me away from my ex-wife!”

Jeff
Jeff
8 years ago

Spank that monkey!

Sam
Sam
8 years ago

must be libertarian… they’re always offending somebody

jack
jack
8 years ago

this monkey is the president of america. no wonder he offends people

tri24la
tri24la
8 years ago

Please do not approach until we find out who the monkey offends.

Rooibos
Rooibos
8 years ago

“The higher the monkey climbs, the more he shows his ass.” — Ancient Zulu proverb

anonymouse
anonymouse
8 years ago

Wait for your turn.

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

Spank that Monkey!!!!

the chosen one
the chosen one
8 years ago

you rude boy

LTC JRB
LTC JRB
8 years ago

supposed to be:

“My MOTHER is a WHAT?”

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