!eep ot tog ev’I

!eep ot tog ev’I

posted on 23 Oct 2011 in Chinglish

How? Turn around and tuck it through?

Photo courtesy of Sharin Friedman.
Found in Shanghai, China.

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Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Why is something lurking there.

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Just don’t fall down the hole.

JohnZ
JohnZ
8 years ago

You can learn how to moonwalk, by the way!

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

This sounds like a recipe for an infinite loop.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Then turn left and go silly walk.

Ageless
Ageless
8 years ago

Will I be blinded when I work normally?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

NOTE: When you return, go forward.

SF
SF
8 years ago

It’s called the snakes and bladders game.

krysto4
krysto4
8 years ago

The toilet’s next to the HuangPooPark…

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

An unforeseen side effect of Dr. Stopclock’s Anti-Entropy Device was that it really took the fun out of dining out.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Pleading ‘not guilty’ at the Food Court.

Michael
Michael
8 years ago

C’mon, straddle that bowl!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

For the taxi, please start at your destination, pay the driver first, then ride here and stand in front of this sign.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

I always go backwards. Doesn’t everybody?

demondude777
demondude777
8 years ago

In communist China, deuces drop you.

Josiah
Josiah
8 years ago

Is this a command for the toilet or the person?

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
8 years ago

I don’t think i9t would be advisable to walk forwards while I’m peeing.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
8 years ago

The Chinese have parks for everything, Iustrial Parks, Technology Parks, and Pu Parks.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
8 years ago

Edie : Industrial Parks

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
8 years ago

If I walk bacwards I never get close enough.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Toilet, please come backwards!

RT
RT
8 years ago

from the same makers as that instructions shampoo guy who wrote “lather, rinse and repeat.”

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
8 years ago

There once was a man ffrom Kent,
Whose penis was terribly bent,
When it happened that he,
Attempted to pee,
Instead of going he went.

Jewels
Jewels
8 years ago

@RT I got an even better one – the instruction on a deodorant stick: “Take off cap and stick thumb up bottom.” .. I wonder what you do if you’re not wearing a cap….

J
J
8 years ago

Must be an Australian toilette.

Rohit
Rohit
8 years ago

Extra points if eyes closed.

jack
jack
8 years ago

they are skiing us to go forward while in reverse. so I will walk straight but do it backwards at the same time.

Jared
Jared
8 years ago

So I go from point B, to point A?

kim
kim
8 years ago

I’d rather walk in a circle, than down and back up the stairs backward.

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

Do not pass Go . Go straight to Jail.

the chosen one
the chosen one
8 years ago

then turn left close your eyes and walk straight with high knees

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