Everyone knows monkeys hate plastic bags

Everyone knows monkeys hate plastic bags

posted on 10 Oct 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries

Are these your Cadle car keys?

Photo courtesy of Zoran Babic.
Found at Phra Nakhon Khiri temple in Thailand.

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Zizzybalooba
Zizzybalooba
8 years ago

baby Monkey, Baby Monkey, riding on a cadle car Baby Monkey.

Someone
Someone
8 years ago

So, am I allowed to take eating/food with me?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

You monkeys, me Tarzan!

Tong
Tong
8 years ago

When I was in Thailand, I only saw Sandy Monk and Piggy. I didn’t know that Monkey King is also in Thailand.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

I expected neanderthals in a museum, not monkeys.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Oh Monkey of Danger, I invoke thee….

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

This one at least is very clear in it’s meanging:
Don’t monkey with the monkeys, because they will monkey you up.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Nobody expects the Monkey Inquisition!

DrZos
DrZos
8 years ago

Honey, I’m home!
What’s for the eating?

EGG
EGG
8 years ago

Equipped with my eating and my plastic bag, I will become Danger!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

WARNING: When interacting with monkeys, a child monkey might occur.

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Its because of monkeys

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

Please think of the children! Do not carry any food or toys, carry a portable Intensive Care Unit!

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

Now, I am become Danger, the destroyer of monkeys.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

I am The Man With The Yellow Hat and I approved this message.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

♫ Here we come, walking down the street
Stealing pastic bags, from everyone we meet.
Hey, Hey, we’re the monkeys.
We’re too busy biting, to put anybody down… ♫

d17nk
d17nk
8 years ago

Please no play with your monkey too, it also very danger to you and others.

flaps
flaps
8 years ago

Perhaps the monkeys have decided that plastic bags == food inside. This is true of the monkeys on the Rock of Gibraltar, where there are similar warnings against plastic bags.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Warning for the monkies:
Interact with my children and become an evolutionary dead end.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Be afraid… Be monkey afraid!

coffeebot
coffeebot
8 years ago

BECAUSE OF MONKEYS!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Can’t those monkeys read?!

Xila31
Xila31
8 years ago

This winter, the makers of Night at the Museum bring you: Night of the Killer Monkey Museum…. It So Very Danger!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

♫ Won’t you take me to Monkeytown

Well, warn me about it
warn me about it
warn me about it
warn me about it
warn me about, warn me about
warn me about eatin’ ♫♫

Peter
Peter
8 years ago

Oh? I never knew tha monkeys could make me danger. But then why not keep them on cadle leashes ??

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

The monkeys are disciples of monks in the temple. The monks are more dangerous. Stay away from them.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

I’m poor. I have no monkey.

Chuck
Chuck
8 years ago

And toys.
Yes. I knew I was forgetting something |
I’m so easily distracted when there is monkey danger about.

Common Bulrush
Common Bulrush
8 years ago

Please do not away to intercourse with the monkeys. It will make you so very really intensive danger!

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

6. Look, let’s just make this easy. Stay the hell out of the museum.

Smegma
Smegma
8 years ago

Every sentence should
Start with a period. Not
The beginning of a line
In a text.

V-man
V-man
8 years ago

I think monkey is a pretty cool guy. eh makes you dnager and doesn’t afraid anyone

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

”Warning for the monkeys”

– Do not give the eating for tourists
– Do not bring any eating and plastic bags for tourists
– Do not provoke any tourists; they might bite them
– Do not any intensive care of
– Do not accident for monkeys (or tourists)
– Do not please

NOTICE: I had accidents for monkeys.
And tourists.

Kburchfiel
Kburchfiel
8 years ago

Er, maybe I’ll just away from the museum.

Kris Gould
Kris Gould
8 years ago

I always put my children in intensive care before visiting the museum.

freqdomain
freqdomain
8 years ago

It so very pointless to cadle car that won’t invoke. And danger to product liability.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
8 years ago

This sign isn’t clear enough, they tell me I shouldn’t provoke the monkey, but what if I want to annoy, torment, pester, molest, worry, badger, harry, harass, hackle, persecute, irk, rag, vex, bother, tease, nettle, tantalise or ruffle the animal?

RT
RT
8 years ago

i didn’t know donkey kong had relatives from thailand

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Warning to the hammerheads who run this museum. Do not try to scare us tourists or we will bring in all our pastic bags, smother your bloody attack monkeys and eat them. And then we will bite to you. Who do you think you are, the Wicked Witch of the Friggin’ West? It so very danger. Thank for your attention. And yeah, I forgot: No hullabaloo either. Got that?

Batman
Batman
8 years ago

If the monkeys attack me, darned right it will make me danger.

Dervrak
Dervrak
8 years ago

6. You can spank your monkey. The Monkey can spank his monkey. But never attempt to spank the monkey’s monkey.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Don’t you know you’ve got to shock the monkey? No wonder it so very danger.

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

Relic from planet of the apes zoo.

Jerome
Jerome
6 years ago

If you don’t intensive care your children, they will to intensive care.

Jerome
Jerome
6 years ago

There’s quite a lot of monkey business going on here.

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