I have a dream

I have a dream

posted on 13 Oct 2011 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Mike Dubois.
Sign spotted in China.

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jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Pretty good place to do crossword puzzles too.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

That’s where Martin Luther King came up with his famous quote.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

♫ One place one dream
for men between urine ♫♫

Gemenon
Gemenon
10 years ago

Hey in there! Hurry up please! There’s only one place and there’s a line up of people out here waiting to dream too you know!

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Wet one wet dream

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

Same place and same dream, all pretty shitty.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

one sheet per dream

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

A place where the boundary between flushing and non-flushing slowly disappears.

coffeebot
10 years ago

…and when he awoke the poop was gone!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

One place.
Usually occupied.

SF
SF
10 years ago

No longer woken up at night.

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

♫One dream, one soul, one prize♫
♫One goal, one golden glance of what should be♫

xila31
xila31
10 years ago

And in that dream everyone had perfect aim and washed their hands when they were done.

Classic Steve
10 years ago

My dreams keep getting flushed away.

jimbobjim
jimbobjim
10 years ago

I don’t read a lot of Chinese, but I read enough to know that that is, in fact, what it actually says. WHAT.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

‘Peek-a-Poo!’

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

If you dream about this, you have problems.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Father always said follow your dreams… and that’s why we need a plumber.

YYD
YYD
10 years ago

Literal translation:
One place One dream/aspiration/wish/hope

YYD
YYD
10 years ago

You can also replace “One” with “The same.”

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
10 years ago

♫You say- One place, One dream
When it’s one need, In the toilet♫
One dump, We get to share it
Leaves you baby if you♫
Don’t care for it♫♫

d17nk
d17nk
10 years ago

Opps… I just dreamt a little bit in my pants.

GwydionM
GwydionM
10 years ago

One shot, don’t miss

Evan
Evan
10 years ago

This is actually a perfect translation of the Chinese text… it’s probably a little joke based on the 2008 Olympic Games slogan “One World, One Dream.” Therefore, it’s funny in Chinese too, which makes it less funny in English…

Micah Cowan
10 years ago

FWIW, not actually Engrish. Looks like that’s a pretty straight translation of the Chinese, to me.

Darth Na'vi
Darth Na'vi
10 years ago

Micah, direct translation is the living soul of Engrish…this one being an instant classic.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

In this world, that is where most of your dreams end up.

J
J
10 years ago

Some times you just really got to go.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

CAUTION: If the toilet is out of control, don’t fall aslip.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

It may be a dream, but I’ll still leave the seat up.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

As Mama Rose sang,
“I had a DREAM!
A dream about a toilet, baby.
I know it ain’t Broadway, Baby,
But we gotta start someplace, baby!

You won’t smell.
You’ll be great
Even if you have to drop it on a plate.
Dumpin’ here, dumpin’ now,
Baby, your poop is smellin’ like Roses!”

(Would someone please tell me how to add those cute little musical notes?)

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

No place — one nightmare!

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
10 years ago

Is there a ‘Number Two’ Place?

PS
“(Would someone please tell me how to add those cute little musical notes?)”

in my case… wait until someone else does it, highlight, copy, and paste.

^_^;

RT
RT
10 years ago

FREE AT LAST! FREE AT LAST! THANK GOD ALMIGHTY *constipates* WE’RE FREE AT LAST!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago


♫♫
Thanks, nonsuch!

DragonLady
DragonLady
10 years ago

♫♫♫ must be where the Everly Bros got their inspiration
yes, from constipation to inspiration in 5 easy pieces
♫♫

Smithie
Smithie
10 years ago

I tried to make an Inception pun about dreams within dreams within dreams, but I’m drawing a blank. Fail.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

One place.
One dream.
Two ply.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Just another metaphor for my life.

emily
emily
10 years ago

At least there is this place on earth where everybody’s dream come true.

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
10 years ago

We are all one now.

li hu
li hu
10 years ago

One place. One dream. One toilet. One queue. One wet pair of pants

Darth Na'vi
Darth Na'vi
10 years ago


♫♫ thank you mickey♫
♫♫♫
♫♫♫ ♫
♫♫
♫♫

Great Blue
Great Blue
10 years ago

You know, in the bathroom.

A cookie to anyone who gets the reference.

MATCOM
MATCOM
10 years ago

I had a dream, I have to pee~~

Mutterhorn
Mutterhorn
10 years ago

And the one place you don’t want your dreams to go down.

Spiny
Spiny
10 years ago

No toilet paper, though.

Sgt. Sarcasm
Sgt. Sarcasm
10 years ago

The intro for a really crappy movie…

SoSolly
SoSolly
10 years ago

There I sat,
broken hearted.
Tried to sh*t,
but only dreamt.

anonymouse
anonymouse
10 years ago

no more, no less

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