I have a dream

I have a dream

posted on 13 Oct 2011 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Mike Dubois.
Sign spotted in China.

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jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Pretty good place to do crossword puzzles too.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

That’s where Martin Luther King came up with his famous quote.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

♫ One place one dream
for men between urine ♫♫

Gemenon
Gemenon
9 years ago

Hey in there! Hurry up please! There’s only one place and there’s a line up of people out here waiting to dream too you know!

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Wet one wet dream

Tong
Tong
9 years ago

Same place and same dream, all pretty shitty.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

one sheet per dream

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

A place where the boundary between flushing and non-flushing slowly disappears.

coffeebot
9 years ago

…and when he awoke the poop was gone!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

One place.
Usually occupied.

SF
SF
9 years ago

No longer woken up at night.

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

♫One dream, one soul, one prize♫
♫One goal, one golden glance of what should be♫

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

And in that dream everyone had perfect aim and washed their hands when they were done.

Classic Steve
9 years ago

My dreams keep getting flushed away.

jimbobjim
jimbobjim
9 years ago

I don’t read a lot of Chinese, but I read enough to know that that is, in fact, what it actually says. WHAT.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

‘Peek-a-Poo!’

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

If you dream about this, you have problems.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Father always said follow your dreams… and that’s why we need a plumber.

YYD
YYD
9 years ago

Literal translation:
One place One dream/aspiration/wish/hope

YYD
YYD
9 years ago

You can also replace “One” with “The same.”

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
9 years ago

♫You say- One place, One dream
When it’s one need, In the toilet♫
One dump, We get to share it
Leaves you baby if you♫
Don’t care for it♫♫

d17nk
d17nk
9 years ago

Opps… I just dreamt a little bit in my pants.

GwydionM
GwydionM
9 years ago

One shot, don’t miss

Evan
Evan
9 years ago

This is actually a perfect translation of the Chinese text… it’s probably a little joke based on the 2008 Olympic Games slogan “One World, One Dream.” Therefore, it’s funny in Chinese too, which makes it less funny in English…

Micah Cowan
9 years ago

FWIW, not actually Engrish. Looks like that’s a pretty straight translation of the Chinese, to me.

Darth Na'vi
Darth Na'vi
9 years ago

Micah, direct translation is the living soul of Engrish…this one being an instant classic.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
9 years ago

In this world, that is where most of your dreams end up.

J
J
9 years ago

Some times you just really got to go.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

CAUTION: If the toilet is out of control, don’t fall aslip.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

It may be a dream, but I’ll still leave the seat up.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
9 years ago

As Mama Rose sang,
“I had a DREAM!
A dream about a toilet, baby.
I know it ain’t Broadway, Baby,
But we gotta start someplace, baby!

You won’t smell.
You’ll be great
Even if you have to drop it on a plate.
Dumpin’ here, dumpin’ now,
Baby, your poop is smellin’ like Roses!”

(Would someone please tell me how to add those cute little musical notes?)

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
9 years ago

No place — one nightmare!

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
9 years ago

Is there a ‘Number Two’ Place?

PS
“(Would someone please tell me how to add those cute little musical notes?)”

in my case… wait until someone else does it, highlight, copy, and paste.

^_^;

RT
RT
9 years ago

FREE AT LAST! FREE AT LAST! THANK GOD ALMIGHTY *constipates* WE’RE FREE AT LAST!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
9 years ago


♫♫
Thanks, nonsuch!

DragonLady
DragonLady
9 years ago

♫♫♫ must be where the Everly Bros got their inspiration
yes, from constipation to inspiration in 5 easy pieces
♫♫

Smithie
Smithie
9 years ago

I tried to make an Inception pun about dreams within dreams within dreams, but I’m drawing a blank. Fail.

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

One place.
One dream.
Two ply.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Just another metaphor for my life.

emily
emily
9 years ago

At least there is this place on earth where everybody’s dream come true.

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
9 years ago

We are all one now.

li hu
li hu
9 years ago

One place. One dream. One toilet. One queue. One wet pair of pants

Darth Na'vi
Darth Na'vi
9 years ago


♫♫ thank you mickey♫
♫♫♫
♫♫♫ ♫
♫♫
♫♫

Great Blue
Great Blue
9 years ago

You know, in the bathroom.

A cookie to anyone who gets the reference.

MATCOM
MATCOM
9 years ago

I had a dream, I have to pee~~

Mutterhorn
Mutterhorn
9 years ago

And the one place you don’t want your dreams to go down.

Spiny
Spiny
8 years ago

No toilet paper, though.

Sgt. Sarcasm
Sgt. Sarcasm
8 years ago

The intro for a really crappy movie…

SoSolly
SoSolly
8 years ago

There I sat,
broken hearted.
Tried to sh*t,
but only dreamt.

anonymouse
anonymouse
8 years ago

no more, no less

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