I just wanted to swim…

I just wanted to swim…

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Found in Thailand.

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iLock
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iLock

@Seventy2rd o clock: Hahahaha, yeah the pool / sea / swimming related Engrish definitely seem to be the some of the funniest ones! 😀

iLock
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iLock

So.. do I leave it alone during a fiery rain? I’m confuse!

SPAMSPAMSPAM
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SPAMSPAMSPAM

LOL! Do not use the pool as a mouse.
Actually it trying to says “Do not use the pool when drunk”.
I have no freakin’ idea why it say “mouse” but I assume it supposed to be “mao” which means drunk in thai.

sparky
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sparky

I hate it when the Devil wants to swim. Fiery rain indeed!

G. alala
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G. alala

Adele was there, beware the fiery rain!

Riri
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Riri

DANG IT i only like to swim during fiery rain

Lingo
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Lingo

Dear Sirs,
We from Bellvilla resort Management team would thank you for advertising our resort in your prestigious website. We must have invite you for free and not to mention the pool is always open for you. Please park cars in garage before coming in because the pool is not that confident but we trying to help it.
Thanks

Bellvilla Management

GustfeatherOfWindclan
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I set fire!!! To the rain!!! Watched it pour as I jumped in the pool!!!

Aquophis
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Aquophis

Fiery rain

some stay dry while others feel the pain

skynnielynnie
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skynnielynnie

I guess Adele can’t use the pool here…

ethereal_fire
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ethereal_fire

No swimming during Armageddon.

Kath
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Kath

Hey you management. And parents, children and mice
I might not be deep but I have feelings.
The Pool
Bellvilla resort

Nitin
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Nitin

Please do not leave the pool Alone, it gets very lonely and suicidal

iLock
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iLock

If left alone the pool will cry from loneliness and flood.

Blue
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Blue

Don’t swim during fiery rain. But lighting is ok!!!

Doctor Q
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We’re gonna need a big mousetrap…

stopnswop
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stopnswop

I’m gonna have to drive home now. its not deep enough for me 🙁

The Doctor
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The Doctor

Don’t worry, I heard it’s only a 20% chance of fire.

Hugh Jass
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Hugh Jass

Isn’t 18:00 pm just 6:00 am?

DocVoter
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DocVoter

I feel like I should use the pool during a fiery rain!! I don’t know why they want me not to!

Soso
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Soso

Not a good place for cat drivers.

Emanfman
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Emanfman

I guess Adele can’t swim in this pool…

froog
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froog

I am so confused and happy.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Can I use the pool as a chicken?

Myself
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Myself

Goddamn it! I’m a mouse between 6:00 am and 18:00 pm every day. For the other 58 hours of the day, I’m a human, so I could totally use the pool then – but it’s not open! Oh, well. I wouldn’t be able to anyway, since there’s a fiery rain forecast around 21 pm.

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