I just wanted to swim…

So where do I plug it in.

Thanks. Can you tell me where the deep ocean is? I want to drive my car.

But… Logitech pools are the best!!

I guess a pool party during Armageddon is out of the question.

♫ Oh, I’ve seen fire and I seen rain….♫

So you’d better teach us how to use the pool as a cat, and we would also be pleased if you could tell us when we could see a fiery rain.

Mickey can probably tell Minnie from Winny the Pool.

Is it allowed to walk in the pool and use a keyboard?

Asian Confusion Swimming beards, Inc.

“Do I smell brimstone? Better hop in the jacuzzi instead.”

Administrator login, requests as follows:

– Do not hard drive
– Do not mouse
– Do not kid

Yeah, my doctor says if I don’t leave it alone I’ll go blind. Hmm, maybe just ’til I’m a little nearsighted.

You kids, you…

Can I show up at 18:00am?

It’s the first pool with separation anxiety!!!

How many times I have told you? Stop throwing cheese into the pool!

♪ I’m burning in the rain… ♪♪

And now the weather forecast for Thailand: Sulphur and brimstone expected in several areas, civilians are advised not to stare at the fiery rain or risk turning into a pillar of salt! And steer clear of the pool in Bellvilla resort.

Do not taunt happy fun pool.

I can figure out what they mean for everything except the mouse. Any hints?

I never kid the children. It is still too young.

What about locusts? Will it protect me from that plague?

Do not pee or right-click in pool.

Can’t use as a mouse? How ’bout a gerbil?

Do not leave it alone; It might get lonely and cry a pool of tears.

Actually, during a fiery rain is EXACTLY when I’d want to be in the pool.

But it’s a USB pool!!!

I believe the pool is not very deep. But I wonder about the water.

Reading closely, it is OK to use the pool as a mouse if you are not a parent.

Avoid the pool when the village is under siege by Huns with fireball launching catapults.

♪Hey, kids, leave the pool alone!♪

my floating car and I are very unhappy

Pool party tonight cancelled due to wet fire.

The Swimming Beard has struck in Phuket!

I tried using the pool as a “mouse”. However the water shorted out my keyboard.

EAE: Exceeds All Expectations!

Take care of all the children? That is a lot of donations. I will be broke!

i can’t drive into the pool? that’s it, i’m calling the a-team
*a-team van bursts through shrub wall and dives into pool*

Crap, so I can’t use the pool during the apocalypse?

Hey, isn’t this where Jeremy Clarkson drove the Rolls Royce?

(If you have no idea what I’m talking about please “leave it alone”)

I just gotta say this is some very satisyfing engrish

In case you are hit by a fiery rain, please drive immediately into the pool to extinguish the fire.

Talk about your splash screens.

@ iLock: Swimming beards are the best. Remember ‘Swim and must know at sea’ and ‘Swimming beard knows’ ?

And remember: DON’T POOL DRIVE!

Yes, don’t leave it alone because it will get lonely; but if there’s a fiery rain it will surely understand.

I guess this is the non carpool lane!

May I happy in the pool?

darn…. i really wanted to use the pool as a mouse

If there is a fiery rain or any other Biblical plague I don’t want to get into the pool anyway…water will probably turn into blood any minute now.

“Do not use the pool during a fiery rain.” Or you’ll be very burn.