Mashes your peas and meatloaf together so you don’t have to

Mashes your peas and meatloaf together so you don’t have to

posted on 7 Oct 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries

Hold on, I need to make room for dessert…

Photo courtesy of Jerry McVicker.
Spotted in Iraq.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

They compress people!!!

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Forces it out in little cubes or a smooth slurry.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

A breakfast decompressor near my toilet would also be nice.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

NOTICE: Use eye and ear protection and a bib while using this equipment.

Zizzybalooba
Zizzybalooba
8 years ago

They’re always trying to squeeze more productivity out of the workers.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

– How would you like your steak, Sir?
– Medium RAR, please.

Tong
Tong
8 years ago

Perfect xmas gift for your grandparents.

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

Now you can fit an entire turkey dinner into one Ziploc bag.

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

Conclusive proof that Iraq possesses weapons of snack destruction.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

What ?? To match the lunch dilator?

xila31
xila31
8 years ago

Twice the calories, half the size!

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Inflating turkey dinner over 120 psi may result in decapitation and death.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

Do not exceed maximum rated pressure or it will be your Last Supper.

Kitsune
Kitsune
8 years ago

To bad they don’t make one for lunch.

Classic Steve
8 years ago

“How do they cram all that graham?” Now you know.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

You may also try our:

– Grave Juice Squeezer
– Naked Lunch Wormer
– Supperior Duck Exploder
– Assorted Vegetarian Extinguisher
– Crap Analyzer

NOTE: Toaster is unfortunately broken.

coffeebot
8 years ago

My mommy mashes my peas & meatloaf for me.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Accidentally used together with Onionline Translator.

Michael
Michael
8 years ago

Technology is getting one step closer to meal-in-a-pill!

RT
RT
8 years ago

if you have an inmate on death row requesting a very huge last supper, this might be one way to dick with him right back

J
J
8 years ago

Bla bla bla JELLO bla bla lol!!!

Raj
Raj
8 years ago

I like how the logo is a standard Superman logo with an out-of-place, different-font “C” on top of it.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
8 years ago

Soylent gree at half the size.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
8 years ago

Don’t need no comprssor baby!

For I eat my peas with honey,
I’ve done it all my life,
Though it makes them taste real funny,
It sticks them to my knife.

demondude777
demondude777
8 years ago

For those too lazy to chew….

Nukuro
Nukuro
8 years ago

– it’s a blender!
– it’s a microwave!
– no! it’s supper compressor!

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

You hook this up to your technicolon.

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