Mashes your peas and meatloaf together so you don’t have to

Mashes your peas and meatloaf together so you don’t have to

posted on 7 Oct 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries

Hold on, I need to make room for dessert…

Photo courtesy of Jerry McVicker.
Spotted in Iraq.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

They compress people!!!

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Forces it out in little cubes or a smooth slurry.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

A breakfast decompressor near my toilet would also be nice.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

NOTICE: Use eye and ear protection and a bib while using this equipment.

Zizzybalooba
Zizzybalooba
10 years ago

They’re always trying to squeeze more productivity out of the workers.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– How would you like your steak, Sir?
– Medium RAR, please.

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

Perfect xmas gift for your grandparents.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Now you can fit an entire turkey dinner into one Ziploc bag.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Conclusive proof that Iraq possesses weapons of snack destruction.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
10 years ago

What ?? To match the lunch dilator?

xila31
xila31
10 years ago

Twice the calories, half the size!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Inflating turkey dinner over 120 psi may result in decapitation and death.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Do not exceed maximum rated pressure or it will be your Last Supper.

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

To bad they don’t make one for lunch.

Classic Steve
10 years ago

“How do they cram all that graham?” Now you know.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

You may also try our:

– Grave Juice Squeezer
– Naked Lunch Wormer
– Supperior Duck Exploder
– Assorted Vegetarian Extinguisher
– Crap Analyzer

NOTE: Toaster is unfortunately broken.

coffeebot
10 years ago

My mommy mashes my peas & meatloaf for me.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Accidentally used together with Onionline Translator.

Michael
Michael
10 years ago

Technology is getting one step closer to meal-in-a-pill!

RT
RT
10 years ago

if you have an inmate on death row requesting a very huge last supper, this might be one way to dick with him right back

J
J
10 years ago

Bla bla bla JELLO bla bla lol!!!

Raj
Raj
10 years ago

I like how the logo is a standard Superman logo with an out-of-place, different-font “C” on top of it.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

Soylent gree at half the size.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

Don’t need no comprssor baby!

For I eat my peas with honey,
I’ve done it all my life,
Though it makes them taste real funny,
It sticks them to my knife.

demondude777
demondude777
10 years ago

For those too lazy to chew….

Nukuro
Nukuro
10 years ago

– it’s a blender!
– it’s a microwave!
– no! it’s supper compressor!

sparky
sparky
10 years ago

You hook this up to your technicolon.

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