My razor got Shanghaied

My razor got Shanghaied

posted on 28 Oct 2011 in Chinglish, Clothing

Chuck Norris’ beard once won a Karate tournament all by itself.

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Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Just shut up hairy legs

JohnZ
JohnZ
10 years ago

Be Chewbacca my friend.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Chewbacca does not exist. That’s just Chuck Norris when he hasn’t shaved in a week.

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

Kung Fu – Wolf style!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Yeah, my tongue feels furry after a long night of slugging down Absolut.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Shanghai Surprise – when you finally get your wife in the mood and get her pants off only to discover she hasn’t shaved her furry legs in a week.

SF
SF
10 years ago

A tale told by a Chinese, full of Engrish and furry.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Peking Diick

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Is ‘Absolutely Furryous’ a Chinese version of ‘Absolutely Fabulous’?

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

Another Peking Tom, Dick, and Hairy.

Classic Steve
10 years ago

An alternative title to “Kung Fu Panda.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Hahaha, this is so furry!

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

Ha… Your Kung fu is weak… I defeat it with Nair.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

She’s the g’rl o’ my dreams !

RT
RT
10 years ago

when cosplay goes wong… terribly, terribly WONG

J
J
10 years ago

Sheer Energy Reggs

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
10 years ago

Reference: Fists of Furry, Bruce Lee’s 1971 entry into the porn industry.

Captioneer
Captioneer
10 years ago

The furr is strong with this one!

Aurastar P. Taijiya
10 years ago

FURRY PRIDE 8D

sparky
sparky
10 years ago

translation: absorute fully.

As in: I fully absorutly understand don’t you?

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