My razor got Shanghaied

My razor got Shanghaied

posted on 28 Oct 2011 in Chinglish, Clothing

Chuck Norris’ beard once won a Karate tournament all by itself.

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Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Just shut up hairy legs

JohnZ
JohnZ
8 years ago

Be Chewbacca my friend.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

Chewbacca does not exist. That’s just Chuck Norris when he hasn’t shaved in a week.

Tong
Tong
8 years ago

Kung Fu – Wolf style!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Yeah, my tongue feels furry after a long night of slugging down Absolut.

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

Shanghai Surprise – when you finally get your wife in the mood and get her pants off only to discover she hasn’t shaved her furry legs in a week.

SF
SF
8 years ago

A tale told by a Chinese, full of Engrish and furry.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

Peking Diick

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Is ‘Absolutely Furryous’ a Chinese version of ‘Absolutely Fabulous’?

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
8 years ago

Another Peking Tom, Dick, and Hairy.

Classic Steve
8 years ago

An alternative title to “Kung Fu Panda.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Hahaha, this is so furry!

Kitsune
Kitsune
8 years ago

Ha… Your Kung fu is weak… I defeat it with Nair.

Chuck
Chuck
8 years ago

She’s the g’rl o’ my dreams !

RT
RT
8 years ago

when cosplay goes wong… terribly, terribly WONG

J
J
8 years ago

Sheer Energy Reggs

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
8 years ago

Reference: Fists of Furry, Bruce Lee’s 1971 entry into the porn industry.

Captioneer
Captioneer
8 years ago

The furr is strong with this one!

Aurastar P. Taijiya
8 years ago

FURRY PRIDE 8D

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

translation: absorute fully.

As in: I fully absorutly understand don’t you?

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