[\] No Lapels.

[\] No Lapels.

posted on 18 Oct 2011 in Chinglish

[\] Do Not Smile, either

Photo courtesy of Solomon Yuyiung.
Found in Quangzhou, China.

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EGG
EGG
9 years ago

You must eat healthy in our gallery.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Translation reads: ‘Malnutrition may impair your appreciation of some works’

Tong
Tong
9 years ago

If you diet, you will end up like the person next to the gentleman in this painting.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Entry fee:

0 – 20kg: RMB10

21 – 50kg: RMB30

51 – 100kg: RMB50

>100kg/Americans: RMB100

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

No Pictures

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

Security guards will shove a hamburger down your throat if you’re seen walking around without food.

JohnZ
JohnZ
9 years ago

No bans.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

And if you MUST diet, do not inside.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

The visit to the Palace Of Fun was not off to a good start.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

In case you smoke, diet, or touch, you will be thrown in jail.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

No monkeys?

Lora
Lora
9 years ago

Do not offer the gentleman in the painting cigarettes or junk food or touch him with your germy hands. He is a very health-conscious painting.

Dervrak
Dervrak
9 years ago

Maybe the owner of the gallery is a chubby chaser…

GwydionM
GwydionM
9 years ago

That’s Sun Yat-sen: did no one here recognise him?

And suits without lapels are rather a good idea, the lapels do nothing useful.

DrZos
DrZos
9 years ago

Starting next Monday, I will do not diet

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

Is it just me, or does that portrait seem to age a little more every day?

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

“Welcome to the museum, here’s your compulsory Twinky.”

Zizzybalooba
Zizzybalooba
9 years ago

No popped collars either.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

So I must bring an eating, and then diet outside?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

Little is known that Sun Yat Sen was the secret founder of the “No smoking, No diet, No Touching” Society.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

What else not to do:

– Do not upset the picture – create a quiet
– Do not leave it alone
– Do not multitouch
– Do not multitasking
– Do not use the sign as a mouse-pad
– Do not care

PS: We have no monkey here, so you can bring some with you.

coffeebot
9 years ago

Carefully remove breathe

Stuart
Stuart
9 years ago

No thin allowed.

Smegma
Smegma
9 years ago

A supermodel’s New Year’s resolution list.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
9 years ago

We remove your liver upon exiting with.

J
J
9 years ago

Ø DO NOT FUN Ø

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
9 years ago

Also do not look at the pictures.

Peter
Peter
9 years ago

Do not read the sign.

Ro-An de Guzman
Ro-An de Guzman
9 years ago

> Do not Look
> Do not Eat
> Do not Talk
> Do not Breathe
> Do not Move…. AT ALL!

jack
jack
9 years ago

do not smile.

do not live

do not die

do not do nothing

do not do anything

do not do what is not done but do it.

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

Also No Fun

No humming or singing

No dancing in the aisles

THIS MEANS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the chosen one
the chosen one
8 years ago

if any vegetable pieces are found in ur poop u will be sentenced to jail

Myself
4 years ago

The pictured food doesn’t exactly look like something you would eat on a diet.

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