“Don’t try to test me, Clarise. A rooster once tried to test me. I ate his giblets with fava beans and a nice chianti.”
FatKenney
10 years ago
We’re slashing prices…and chickens.
JohnZ
10 years ago
This is probably a trap set by Legend of Zelda’s chickens.
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago
Assorted Vegetarians would go berserk.
faulty wiring
10 years ago
What happens to me if I steal a murdered chicken?
Algernon
10 years ago
Like Gaddafi up a sewer pipe.
Algernon
10 years ago
Be careful of the chicken with a back pack strapped tp its back.
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago
********CHICKEN WANTED********
********REWARD: $10,000*********
****With discount, only $1000!*****
Algernon
10 years ago
You aught to see what we do with the goats.
Zizzybalooba
10 years ago
Looks like a lot of chicken choking going on here.
FatKenney
10 years ago
Although a little-known fact, in the early 90’s business partners Frank Perdue and John Wayne Gacy opened a chain of restaurants in the Southwest. For unknown reasons the franchise failed to catch on.
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago
KFC Mafia strikes again.
jjhitt
10 years ago
It puts the chicken in the basket…
jjhitt
10 years ago
Now we know who the monkey offended.
jjhitt
10 years ago
“Murder most fowl as in the best it is.
But this most fowl, strange and 50 percent off while supplies last.”
— ghost from Henlet, Act I
Curiosity got the best of me. The actual translation is “We have murdered chickens on sale.” Which is to say that chickens are sold live and “murdered” by the cook just before they are used. This is due of course to the scarcity of refrigeration and even electricity in some areas. Still…
GwydionM
10 years ago
The Poultry Mob will take care of any little disputed you want resolved
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago
“I HEAR THE CHICKEN YOU SELL HERE IS BAD!”
‘Worse than that madam. It’s dead.’
RT
10 years ago
word on the street is that steven seagull works here…
Sarah
10 years ago
Going Cheep…
jjhitt
10 years ago
“When you’re plucked with Tony Montana, you’re clucking with the best.”
Josiah
10 years ago
Does PETA own this place?
J
10 years ago
Murder most fowl!!!
John
10 years ago
This site never fails to make me laugh
Vinnie
10 years ago
What about roosters? Do you whack roosters? I got this rooster next door… he talks too much. You know what I mean?
Coon
10 years ago
Chicken Allahuakbar
jack
10 years ago
the cows from chick-fil-a must be behind this.
Rooibos
10 years ago
Next door (out of camera shot) is the “Sale of Dog Murder” shop, probably.
Eeew.
pete
10 years ago
“Hallo? 911? I have just ran over a pair of chickens, what should i do?
– Well, just drag them off the road so other cars won’t make a bloody mess from them.
…
– All right. Done. What should I do with their scooter?
sparky
10 years ago
Clerk: Sir, would you like this henwhey?
Customer: What’s a henwhey?
Clerk: around 2 1/2 pounds!
AWWWWWWWHHHHH I”M KILLIN’ MYSELF!
the chosen one
10 years ago
see next door for sale of sheep murder
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago
Mmm, maybe I’ll have chicken in red rum sauce tonight.
We cut their heads off!
Contract killer wanted.
“Don’t try to test me, Clarise. A rooster once tried to test me. I ate his giblets with fava beans and a nice chianti.”
We’re slashing prices…and chickens.
This is probably a trap set by Legend of Zelda’s chickens.
Assorted Vegetarians would go berserk.
What happens to me if I steal a murdered chicken?
Like Gaddafi up a sewer pipe.
Be careful of the chicken with a back pack strapped tp its back.
********CHICKEN WANTED********
********REWARD: $10,000*********
****With discount, only $1000!*****
You aught to see what we do with the goats.
Looks like a lot of chicken choking going on here.
Although a little-known fact, in the early 90’s business partners Frank Perdue and John Wayne Gacy opened a chain of restaurants in the Southwest. For unknown reasons the franchise failed to catch on.
KFC Mafia strikes again.
It puts the chicken in the basket…
Now we know who the monkey offended.
“Murder most fowl as in the best it is.
But this most fowl, strange and 50 percent off while supplies last.”
— ghost from Henlet, Act I
All chickens 50% off…. mwahahaha.
“Meat is murder. Tasty, tasty murder.”
I’ll have two chicken murders and a side of duck suicides please.
Poultry Hitmen For Hire
Dear PeTA infiltrator: Well played.
If you don’t care for the chicken, we have duck.
Ga-Daffy Duck.
Cow: ‘Did they get you?’
Chicken: ‘Nope. Too cheap.’
How much do I get for one piece of chicken murder?
Free range poultry?
No. We have firing range poultry.
Birds That Maketh Murder
Curiosity got the best of me. The actual translation is “We have murdered chickens on sale.” Which is to say that chickens are sold live and “murdered” by the cook just before they are used. This is due of course to the scarcity of refrigeration and even electricity in some areas. Still…
The Poultry Mob will take care of any little disputed you want resolved
“I HEAR THE CHICKEN YOU SELL HERE IS BAD!”
‘Worse than that madam. It’s dead.’
word on the street is that steven seagull works here…
Going Cheep…
“When you’re plucked with Tony Montana, you’re clucking with the best.”
Does PETA own this place?
Murder most fowl!!!
This site never fails to make me laugh
What about roosters? Do you whack roosters? I got this rooster next door… he talks too much. You know what I mean?
Chicken Allahuakbar
the cows from chick-fil-a must be behind this.
Next door (out of camera shot) is the “Sale of Dog Murder” shop, probably.
Eeew.
“Hallo? 911? I have just ran over a pair of chickens, what should i do?
– Well, just drag them off the road so other cars won’t make a bloody mess from them.
…
– All right. Done. What should I do with their scooter?
Clerk: Sir, would you like this henwhey?
Customer: What’s a henwhey?
Clerk: around 2 1/2 pounds!
AWWWWWWWHHHHH I”M KILLIN’ MYSELF!
see next door for sale of sheep murder
Mmm, maybe I’ll have chicken in red rum sauce tonight.