Sale: Just a buck-buck-buck.

Sale: Just a buck-buck-buck.

posted on 21 Oct 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

I suspect fowl play…

Photo courtesy of L.N.

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Salman Rushdie
Salman Rushdie
9 years ago

We cut their heads off!

Tong
Tong
9 years ago

Contract killer wanted.

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

“Don’t try to test me, Clarise. A rooster once tried to test me. I ate his giblets with fava beans and a nice chianti.”

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

We’re slashing prices…and chickens.

JohnZ
JohnZ
9 years ago

This is probably a trap set by Legend of Zelda’s chickens.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Assorted Vegetarians would go berserk.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

What happens to me if I steal a murdered chicken?

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Like Gaddafi up a sewer pipe.

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Be careful of the chicken with a back pack strapped tp its back.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

********CHICKEN WANTED********
********REWARD: $10,000*********
****With discount, only $1000!*****

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

You aught to see what we do with the goats.

Zizzybalooba
Zizzybalooba
9 years ago

Looks like a lot of chicken choking going on here.

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

Although a little-known fact, in the early 90’s business partners Frank Perdue and John Wayne Gacy opened a chain of restaurants in the Southwest. For unknown reasons the franchise failed to catch on.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

KFC Mafia strikes again.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

It puts the chicken in the basket…

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Now we know who the monkey offended.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

“Murder most fowl as in the best it is.
But this most fowl, strange and 50 percent off while supplies last.”
— ghost from Henlet, Act I

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

All chickens 50% off…. mwahahaha.

Classic Steve
9 years ago

“Meat is murder. Tasty, tasty murder.”

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

I’ll have two chicken murders and a side of duck suicides please.

The Dude
The Dude
9 years ago

Poultry Hitmen For Hire

Duke & MAQ
Duke & MAQ
9 years ago

Dear PeTA infiltrator: Well played.

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

If you don’t care for the chicken, we have duck.
Ga-Daffy Duck.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Cow: ‘Did they get you?’
Chicken: ‘Nope. Too cheap.’

Peter
Peter
9 years ago

How much do I get for one piece of chicken murder?

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Free range poultry?
No. We have firing range poultry.

Michael
Michael
9 years ago

Birds That Maketh Murder

Rob Figley
9 years ago

Curiosity got the best of me. The actual translation is “We have murdered chickens on sale.” Which is to say that chickens are sold live and “murdered” by the cook just before they are used. This is due of course to the scarcity of refrigeration and even electricity in some areas. Still…

GwydionM
GwydionM
9 years ago

The Poultry Mob will take care of any little disputed you want resolved

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
9 years ago

“I HEAR THE CHICKEN YOU SELL HERE IS BAD!”

‘Worse than that madam. It’s dead.’

RT
RT
9 years ago

word on the street is that steven seagull works here…

Sarah
Sarah
9 years ago

Going Cheep…

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

“When you’re plucked with Tony Montana, you’re clucking with the best.”

Josiah
Josiah
9 years ago

Does PETA own this place?

J
J
9 years ago

Murder most fowl!!!

John
John
8 years ago

This site never fails to make me laugh

Vinnie
Vinnie
8 years ago

What about roosters? Do you whack roosters? I got this rooster next door… he talks too much. You know what I mean?

Coon
Coon
8 years ago

Chicken Allahuakbar

jack
jack
8 years ago

the cows from chick-fil-a must be behind this.

Rooibos
Rooibos
8 years ago

Next door (out of camera shot) is the “Sale of Dog Murder” shop, probably.

Eeew.

pete
pete
8 years ago

“Hallo? 911? I have just ran over a pair of chickens, what should i do?
– Well, just drag them off the road so other cars won’t make a bloody mess from them.

– All right. Done. What should I do with their scooter?

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

Clerk: Sir, would you like this henwhey?

Customer: What’s a henwhey?

Clerk: around 2 1/2 pounds!

AWWWWWWWHHHHH I”M KILLIN’ MYSELF!

the chosen one
the chosen one
8 years ago

see next door for sale of sheep murder

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

Mmm, maybe I’ll have chicken in red rum sauce tonight.

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