Save the beating for when you get home

Save the beating for when you get home

posted on 26 Oct 2011 in Chinglish

Just give the kid a time out…

Photo courtesy of Jessica C.
Found in Taiwan.

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jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

♫ What can you do?
What can you do with a basin like that?
What can you do? ♫

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

Handbasin for adults: please walk downstairs and go backwards.

Zizzybalooba
Zizzybalooba
8 years ago

And don’t pee in it.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Nothing beats handbasin for child!

Johnny Cache
8 years ago

Wow, a handbasin just for children, can you beat that?

Oops, apparently not….

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Spare the rod spoil the child

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Child Beat

♫ Child Beat
Yeah it’s a Child Beat
I hear a Child beatin’
An old dirty handbasin

Is that a Heartbeat?
Or just a Crapmeat
From a dead-end toilet?
No, it’s a Child Beat!

I hear a Child weepin’
Over dirty handbasin

Oops baby…! ♫♫

*ends abruptly*

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

Now even the porcelain has an opinion about ‘appropriate discipline’ for naughty children!

Classic Steve
8 years ago

Looks like a good place to wash the kid’s mouth out with soap.

Chris
Chris
8 years ago

Looks like the beating’s off.

Kitsune
Kitsune
8 years ago

♫ Just beat it, Just beat it ♫

coffeebot
8 years ago

EMPLOYEES MUST WASH HANDS AFTER BEATING CHILD

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
8 years ago

Is this some sort of child discrimination? Some sort of Jiminy Cricket Law?
What’s next?! Are we going to force children to sit in the back of the car?! In some sort of “Child Seat?”!
Disgusting!

Jaques
Jaques
8 years ago

…..Add lib masturbation joke

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

!THE REQUEST, FOR THE CHILD THE HANDBASIN!
!BEAT NOTHING!

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
8 years ago

Don’t pee in the handbasin, for you may want to wash your socks in it later.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

But if you must beat, at least for God’s sake don’t beat off.

EffEff
EffEff
8 years ago

That’s a fact, JACK!

DarkHorizon
DarkHorizon
8 years ago

Not beat handbasin or not beat child? Or not beat child WITH or at handbasin? So confuse..

jack
jack
8 years ago

well tell this to my step-father

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

No No No! I’m from Taiwan and can translate. After you cut off the child’s hands (Implied from ancient dialect) and place the in the basin provided, do not beat the child for screaming. this is the punishment for attempted shoplifting. Moral: it’s hard to lift a shop with no hands.

I’m fairly certain i got the translation correct.

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