Save the beating for when you get home

♫ What can you do?
What can you do with a basin like that?
What can you do? ♫

Handbasin for adults: please walk downstairs and go backwards.

And don’t pee in it.

Nothing beats handbasin for child!

Wow, a handbasin just for children, can you beat that?

Oops, apparently not….

Spare the rod spoil the child

Child Beat

♫ Child Beat
Yeah it’s a Child Beat
I hear a Child beatin’
An old dirty handbasin

Is that a Heartbeat?
Or just a Crapmeat
From a dead-end toilet?
No, it’s a Child Beat!

I hear a Child weepin’
Over dirty handbasin

Oops baby…! ♫♫

*ends abruptly*

Now even the porcelain has an opinion about ‘appropriate discipline’ for naughty children!

Looks like a good place to wash the kid’s mouth out with soap.

Looks like the beating’s off.

♫ Just beat it, Just beat it ♫

EMPLOYEES MUST WASH HANDS AFTER BEATING CHILD

Is this some sort of child discrimination? Some sort of Jiminy Cricket Law?
What’s next?! Are we going to force children to sit in the back of the car?! In some sort of “Child Seat?”!
Disgusting!

…..Add lib masturbation joke

!THE REQUEST, FOR THE CHILD THE HANDBASIN!
!BEAT NOTHING!

Don’t pee in the handbasin, for you may want to wash your socks in it later.

But if you must beat, at least for God’s sake don’t beat off.

That’s a fact, JACK!

Not beat handbasin or not beat child? Or not beat child WITH or at handbasin? So confuse..

well tell this to my step-father

No No No! I’m from Taiwan and can translate. After you cut off the child’s hands (Implied from ancient dialect) and place the in the basin provided, do not beat the child for screaming. this is the punishment for attempted shoplifting. Moral: it’s hard to lift a shop with no hands.

I’m fairly certain i got the translation correct.