The sink! Only soap!

The sink! Only soap!

posted on 25 Oct 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries

The trash! Only towels!

Photo courtesy of M.B.
Sign found in Ulan-Ude, Russia.

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SF
SF
10 years ago

!THE REQUEST, IN THE CAPTIONS TO WRITE!
!GOOD TASTE!

JohnZ
JohnZ
10 years ago

What a classy way to say “We wipe our asses with your requests”.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

In Soviet Russia, toilet clogs you.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

‘YES, SIR!!!!’
*Salutes and pulls up pants*

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

So its ornamental then.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

If you’re going to Russia, make sure nobody will want to ask you something. Unless you’re good at dodging flying toilet bowls.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

! THE SENSE, IN A SIGN TO READ !
! NONE !

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Wait, I can’t take a dump backwards!

EGG
EGG
10 years ago

So this is Yoda’s new job.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

ATTENTION: That’s a request, not an order!!!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

IT! !IN A BASKET, TO PUT!
!THE LOTION!

Classic Steve
10 years ago

The last line came when the speaker realized how stupidly he said the previous. Too bad it was dictated.

Xila31
Xila31
10 years ago

This toilet is for informational purposes only.

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

Please toilet don’t throw anything at me. I was already offended today by a monkey throwing poo,

GwydionM
GwydionM
10 years ago

! Persons are requested to step out of the toilet bowl before throwing anything!

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

Don’t drink the water.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

Don’t gargle in the Bidet.

Redwood
Redwood
10 years ago

!THE ORDER, AS A GOOD COMRADE TO BE!
!SUBMISSIVE!

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
10 years ago

!He looks like a Greek!
God!

Snufkin
Snufkin
10 years ago

“Yes sir, I can assure you all requests are routed straight to the circular file.”

*Flush*

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Murder a chicken here and your ass is history!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Don’t mess with the KGB, Comrade!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Once again we end up in Jean-Paul Sartre’s salle de bain.

J
J
10 years ago

“Do you play requests?”

Camy
Camy
10 years ago

This is Far East Engrish. You’re travelling a lot, folks! Good for you. 🙂

Tim
Tim
10 years ago

FYI: the Russian says:
Dear Passengers!
Please do not empty into closet (meaning WC)
trash and food waste
To Prevent Clog!!!

Inspect Her Gadget
Inspect Her Gadget
10 years ago

From Toilet With Love

MarkTwainChanneler
MarkTwainChanneler
10 years ago

!THE REQUEST, TO THROW NOTHING! !INCLUDING THE CRAPMEAT!

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

! THE REQUEST, THE FACILITIES TO CLEAN !
! NEVER !

Buzz Killington
Buzz Killington
10 years ago

This is actually a direct quote from Joseph Stalin’s 19 August 1939 speech to members of the Politburo.

Anonymous
Anonymous
10 years ago

унитаз does not mean closet and never would lol.

teknophelia
teknophelia
10 years ago

At least the russians know what to do with requests to the IT department

quinn
quinn
10 years ago

I can totally hear a bearded dude with a Russian accent screaming this.

Rooibos
Rooibos
10 years ago

Hold the request, pass the vodka!

sparky
sparky
10 years ago

Can I throw………………………..UP?

Russian dude
Russian dude
9 years ago

Another Runglish example. It actually says: “Please, don’t throw litter and food waste in the toilet or the drain will clog up”.

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