The sink! Only soap!

The sink! Only soap!

posted on 25 Oct 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries

The trash! Only towels!

Photo courtesy of M.B.
Sign found in Ulan-Ude, Russia.

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SF
SF
9 years ago

!THE REQUEST, IN THE CAPTIONS TO WRITE!
!GOOD TASTE!

JohnZ
JohnZ
9 years ago

What a classy way to say “We wipe our asses with your requests”.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

In Soviet Russia, toilet clogs you.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

‘YES, SIR!!!!’
*Salutes and pulls up pants*

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

So its ornamental then.

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

If you’re going to Russia, make sure nobody will want to ask you something. Unless you’re good at dodging flying toilet bowls.

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

! THE SENSE, IN A SIGN TO READ !
! NONE !

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Wait, I can’t take a dump backwards!

EGG
EGG
9 years ago

So this is Yoda’s new job.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

ATTENTION: That’s a request, not an order!!!

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

IT! !IN A BASKET, TO PUT!
!THE LOTION!

Classic Steve
9 years ago

The last line came when the speaker realized how stupidly he said the previous. Too bad it was dictated.

Xila31
Xila31
9 years ago

This toilet is for informational purposes only.

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

Please toilet don’t throw anything at me. I was already offended today by a monkey throwing poo,

GwydionM
GwydionM
9 years ago

! Persons are requested to step out of the toilet bowl before throwing anything!

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
9 years ago

Don’t drink the water.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
9 years ago

Don’t gargle in the Bidet.

Redwood
Redwood
9 years ago

!THE ORDER, AS A GOOD COMRADE TO BE!
!SUBMISSIVE!

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
9 years ago

!He looks like a Greek!
God!

Snufkin
Snufkin
9 years ago

“Yes sir, I can assure you all requests are routed straight to the circular file.”

*Flush*

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
9 years ago

Murder a chicken here and your ass is history!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
9 years ago

Don’t mess with the KGB, Comrade!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
9 years ago

Once again we end up in Jean-Paul Sartre’s salle de bain.

J
J
9 years ago

“Do you play requests?”

Camy
Camy
9 years ago

This is Far East Engrish. You’re travelling a lot, folks! Good for you. 🙂

Tim
Tim
9 years ago

FYI: the Russian says:
Dear Passengers!
Please do not empty into closet (meaning WC)
trash and food waste
To Prevent Clog!!!

Inspect Her Gadget
Inspect Her Gadget
9 years ago

From Toilet With Love

MarkTwainChanneler
MarkTwainChanneler
9 years ago

!THE REQUEST, TO THROW NOTHING! !INCLUDING THE CRAPMEAT!

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
9 years ago

! THE REQUEST, THE FACILITIES TO CLEAN !
! NEVER !

Buzz Killington
Buzz Killington
8 years ago

This is actually a direct quote from Joseph Stalin’s 19 August 1939 speech to members of the Politburo.

Anonymous
Anonymous
8 years ago

унитаз does not mean closet and never would lol.

teknophelia
teknophelia
8 years ago

At least the russians know what to do with requests to the IT department

quinn
quinn
8 years ago

I can totally hear a bearded dude with a Russian accent screaming this.

Rooibos
Rooibos
8 years ago

Hold the request, pass the vodka!

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

Can I throw………………………..UP?

Russian dude
Russian dude
7 years ago

Another Runglish example. It actually says: “Please, don’t throw litter and food waste in the toilet or the drain will clog up”.

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