You probably wanna chew your steak a little better

You probably wanna chew your steak a little better

posted on 8 Oct 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of Warren Merkel.
Found in Gwangju, South Korea.

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Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

More meals from the supper compressor

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Let’s go hunting for food on the Tortilla Plains.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Notice: Employees must wash hands after making tortillas.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

How to make a Crapmeat Tortilla:

1. Take a crap and put it on Tortilla
2. Worm up the crapmeat
3. Compress all together nicely
4. Crapmeat burns the hotplate!

And voilĂ  – Sleepless in Seattle!

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

“You call that a tortilla? Looks more like a tortoilet.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Please flush the toilet after tortilla is served.

JonnyTBone
JonnyTBone
10 years ago

Do you have the poo poo platter?

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

I’m going vegetarian.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

About ‘Tortilla Plain’:
It’s a special sort of Tortilla that we normally find growing on Tortilla plains. These Tortillas are extremely easy to prepare: just pick one up when ripe, and serve without further preparations. You may also want to put it in an oven or a microwave (if you want cheese to become soft).

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

”Mommy, I don’t like the Pootilla!”

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

Why does the Seattle Taco Bell have it’s menus in Korean?

xila31
xila31
10 years ago

Look, honey, they have Seattle style crap meat here!

Dan Langevin
10 years ago

The Mexican meal that smells the same at both ends.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

WARNING: You better enjoy our Crapmeat happily, or else…!

EGG
EGG
10 years ago

It’s our fartbread special!

coffeebot
10 years ago

circle of life?

Michael
Michael
10 years ago

If you can’t stand the stench, there’s also imitation crapmeat.

demondude777
demondude777
10 years ago

Crapmeat served fresh daily!

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

All the food in this restaurant has been passed by the owner.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

After the meal, Sleepless In Seattle cuz you end up in hospital.

Rob Figley
10 years ago

Why does Seattle get all the good crap?

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

You should try the “GODMEAT” from genuine “woof woof” Gods.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

I hadn’t realized Seattle was internationally known for its pizza.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

Do they also have poutine?

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

crapmeat? But I told you I DON’T LIKE SPAM!

Christian
10 years ago

ee cummings love our Yapanese craps!

Tortilla
10 years ago

Junk food ftw!!! But not always!

sparky
sparky
10 years ago

Taco Bell’s secret is finally out..I’s all made out of crapmeat.

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