You probably wanna chew your steak a little better

You probably wanna chew your steak a little better

posted on 8 Oct 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of Warren Merkel.
Found in Gwangju, South Korea.

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Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

More meals from the supper compressor

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

Let’s go hunting for food on the Tortilla Plains.

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

Notice: Employees must wash hands after making tortillas.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

How to make a Crapmeat Tortilla:

1. Take a crap and put it on Tortilla
2. Worm up the crapmeat
3. Compress all together nicely
4. Crapmeat burns the hotplate!

And voilĂ  – Sleepless in Seattle!

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

“You call that a tortilla? Looks more like a tortoilet.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Please flush the toilet after tortilla is served.

JonnyTBone
JonnyTBone
8 years ago

Do you have the poo poo platter?

Chris
Chris
8 years ago

I’m going vegetarian.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

About ‘Tortilla Plain’:
It’s a special sort of Tortilla that we normally find growing on Tortilla plains. These Tortillas are extremely easy to prepare: just pick one up when ripe, and serve without further preparations. You may also want to put it in an oven or a microwave (if you want cheese to become soft).

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

”Mommy, I don’t like the Pootilla!”

Kitsune
Kitsune
8 years ago

Why does the Seattle Taco Bell have it’s menus in Korean?

xila31
xila31
8 years ago

Look, honey, they have Seattle style crap meat here!

Dan Langevin
8 years ago

The Mexican meal that smells the same at both ends.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

WARNING: You better enjoy our Crapmeat happily, or else…!

EGG
EGG
8 years ago

It’s our fartbread special!

coffeebot
8 years ago

circle of life?

Michael
Michael
8 years ago

If you can’t stand the stench, there’s also imitation crapmeat.

demondude777
demondude777
8 years ago

Crapmeat served fresh daily!

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
8 years ago

All the food in this restaurant has been passed by the owner.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

After the meal, Sleepless In Seattle cuz you end up in hospital.

Rob Figley
8 years ago

Why does Seattle get all the good crap?

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
8 years ago

You should try the “GODMEAT” from genuine “woof woof” Gods.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
8 years ago

I hadn’t realized Seattle was internationally known for its pizza.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
8 years ago

Do they also have poutine?

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

crapmeat? But I told you I DON’T LIKE SPAM!

Christian
8 years ago

ee cummings love our Yapanese craps!

Tortilla
8 years ago

Junk food ftw!!! But not always!

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

Taco Bell’s secret is finally out..I’s all made out of crapmeat.

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