185-Pounder with cheese?

185-Pounder with cheese?

posted on 9 Nov 2011 in Chinglish, Signs

I’ll have a Big Mark, please…

Photo courtesy of Lane Hardy.
Found at McD in Wuhan, China.

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DrLex
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DrLex

Now featuring the MacAnnibal.

DrLex
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DrLex

I’ll have a salad with some fava beans and a nice Chianti, please.

Algernon
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Algernon

Well just supersize me!

Tong
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Tong

Under new management. Changed menu and rules. Try our new Liver Burger.

Yours sincerely

Hannibal Lecter

JohnZ
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JohnZ

Ronald McDonald = Pedobear meets Hannibal Lecter

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

NOTE: Toilet seating reserved until further notice.

dangevin
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dangevin

Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame-seed Bob.

Tong
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Tong

Customer: I will have a Double Chin burger meal, supersize it, please.
Manager: Sir, McDonalds does not provide the supersize option any more, it hurts our triple bottom line.

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

Today’s honorable McDonald’s guests (available in S, M, L, XL and XXL sizes):

– Assorted Vegetarians
– Samurai Warriors
– Dutch Cowboys
– Nuts Guys

Lest In Peace. Funerals start at 4 pm.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

You deserve a Blake today.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

I don’t want the whole guest. I just want their McNuggets please.

jjhitt
Guest
jjhitt

I tried eating Vegan, but they’re too skinny.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

”Umm, four chestburgers out of that smart-dressed lady with reading glasses, on the seating number 47, please.”

jjhitt
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jjhitt

ba-da-ba-ba-ba… i’m lovin’ you.

Lora
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Lora

Over millions of people served…on a sesame seed bun.

Lora
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Lora

I don’t even want to know what’s in the Special Sauce.

Kitsune
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Kitsune

I don’t want tp eat that, who knows who sat on it

Chris
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Chris

Hey-when I said “eat me,” I didn’t mean “EAT ME!”

Chuck
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Chuck

Starts off with

Two obese Pattys…

Michael
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Michael

Either that or McDonald’s has made reserved seating for tuberculosis!

demondude777
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demondude777

Billions served…..to others.

Chris
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Chris

“To Serve Man”

Smithie
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Smithie

We’ve used every other undesirable item in our cooking, but saved the best for last.

Steve
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Steve

Two all Keith patties, Michelle sauce, Alice, Steve, Nicoles, minions, on a Stephanie Reid bun.

Kris
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Kris

Welcome to Sweeny McTodd’s.

J-Luke
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J-Luke

I recommend our special Happy Neal – I mean Meal…

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

Special ‘SALE OF GUEST MURDER’ starts tomorrow!
Please reserve the standing, seating AND eating.

Peter Chan
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Peter Chan

Last evening we had Donald for dinner. Yuck he stank big time.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Mr. and Mrs.,

EAT AND BE EATING!

Burger Killing, Kentucky Fried Cowboy, Deadly Queen and McDrools wish you the final and inevitable ‘Bone Appetit’.

L.I.P.

RT
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RT

the McRob’s seasonal… usually we start catching them en masse when they reach their late 30s and are desperate to mate anywhere, like here.

iLock
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iLock

Murderous
cannibals
Distasteful
Odour
Now
At
Living
Diners
Seating

emily
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emily

Toasted French, please…..

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

I don’t want to thinki about this, but I bet I know where the cheese is.

GwydionM
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GwydionM

Ezra Pound with Cheese!

GwydionM
Guest
GwydionM

Ezra Pound with Cheese!

stewart
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stewart

Is it “lets eat, grandma” or “lets eat grandma” . Punctuation saves lives!

YJ
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YJ

Must be some reenforced seating.

PatsPOS
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PatsPOS

If you bring Burger King guests, you will promptly be shown the door.

Stephen
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Stephen

McFood is McPEOPLE!

sparky
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sparky

HHHHMMMM. What ever happened to Mrs. McDonald?

Biff the Understudy
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Biff the Understudy

I asked me for my bill and they served me William.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

@Lora: Obviously the Special Sauce is soylent green

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