185-Pounder with cheese?

185-Pounder with cheese?

posted on 9 Nov 2011 in Chinglish, Signs

I’ll have a Big Mark, please…

Photo courtesy of Lane Hardy.
Found at McD in Wuhan, China.

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DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Now featuring the MacAnnibal.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

I’ll have a salad with some fava beans and a nice Chianti, please.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Well just supersize me!

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

Under new management. Changed menu and rules. Try our new Liver Burger.

Yours sincerely

Hannibal Lecter

JohnZ
JohnZ
10 years ago

Ronald McDonald = Pedobear meets Hannibal Lecter

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

NOTE: Toilet seating reserved until further notice.

dangevin
dangevin
10 years ago

Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame-seed Bob.

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

Customer: I will have a Double Chin burger meal, supersize it, please.
Manager: Sir, McDonalds does not provide the supersize option any more, it hurts our triple bottom line.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Today’s honorable McDonald’s guests (available in S, M, L, XL and XXL sizes):

– Assorted Vegetarians
– Samurai Warriors
– Dutch Cowboys
– Nuts Guys

Lest In Peace. Funerals start at 4 pm.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

You deserve a Blake today.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

I don’t want the whole guest. I just want their McNuggets please.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

I tried eating Vegan, but they’re too skinny.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

”Umm, four chestburgers out of that smart-dressed lady with reading glasses, on the seating number 47, please.”

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

ba-da-ba-ba-ba… i’m lovin’ you.

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

Over millions of people served…on a sesame seed bun.

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

I don’t even want to know what’s in the Special Sauce.

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

I don’t want tp eat that, who knows who sat on it

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Hey-when I said “eat me,” I didn’t mean “EAT ME!”

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Starts off with

Two obese Pattys…

Michael
Michael
10 years ago

Either that or McDonald’s has made reserved seating for tuberculosis!

demondude777
demondude777
10 years ago

Billions served…..to others.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

“To Serve Man”

Smithie
Smithie
10 years ago

We’ve used every other undesirable item in our cooking, but saved the best for last.

Steve
Steve
10 years ago

Two all Keith patties, Michelle sauce, Alice, Steve, Nicoles, minions, on a Stephanie Reid bun.

Kris
Kris
10 years ago

Welcome to Sweeny McTodd’s.

J-Luke
J-Luke
10 years ago

I recommend our special Happy Neal – I mean Meal…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Special ‘SALE OF GUEST MURDER’ starts tomorrow!
Please reserve the standing, seating AND eating.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
10 years ago

Last evening we had Donald for dinner. Yuck he stank big time.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Mr. and Mrs.,

EAT AND BE EATING!

Burger Killing, Kentucky Fried Cowboy, Deadly Queen and McDrools wish you the final and inevitable ‘Bone Appetit’.

L.I.P.

RT
RT
10 years ago

the McRob’s seasonal… usually we start catching them en masse when they reach their late 30s and are desperate to mate anywhere, like here.

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

Murderous
cannibals
Distasteful
Odour
Now
At
Living
Diners
Seating

emily
emily
10 years ago

Toasted French, please…..

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

I don’t want to thinki about this, but I bet I know where the cheese is.

GwydionM
GwydionM
10 years ago

Ezra Pound with Cheese!

GwydionM
GwydionM
10 years ago

Ezra Pound with Cheese!

stewart
stewart
10 years ago

Is it “lets eat, grandma” or “lets eat grandma” . Punctuation saves lives!

YJ
YJ
10 years ago

Must be some reenforced seating.

PatsPOS
PatsPOS
10 years ago

If you bring Burger King guests, you will promptly be shown the door.

Stephen
Stephen
10 years ago

McFood is McPEOPLE!

sparky
sparky
10 years ago

HHHHMMMM. What ever happened to Mrs. McDonald?

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

I asked me for my bill and they served me William.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
7 years ago

@Lora: Obviously the Special Sauce is soylent green

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