185-Pounder with cheese?

Now featuring the MacAnnibal.

I’ll have a salad with some fava beans and a nice Chianti, please.

Well just supersize me!

Under new management. Changed menu and rules. Try our new Liver Burger.

Yours sincerely

Hannibal Lecter

Ronald McDonald = Pedobear meets Hannibal Lecter

NOTE: Toilet seating reserved until further notice.

Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame-seed Bob.

Customer: I will have a Double Chin burger meal, supersize it, please.
Manager: Sir, McDonalds does not provide the supersize option any more, it hurts our triple bottom line.

Today’s honorable McDonald’s guests (available in S, M, L, XL and XXL sizes):

– Assorted Vegetarians
– Samurai Warriors
– Dutch Cowboys
– Nuts Guys

Lest In Peace. Funerals start at 4 pm.

You deserve a Blake today.

I don’t want the whole guest. I just want their McNuggets please.

I tried eating Vegan, but they’re too skinny.

”Umm, four chestburgers out of that smart-dressed lady with reading glasses, on the seating number 47, please.”

ba-da-ba-ba-ba… i’m lovin’ you.

Over millions of people served…on a sesame seed bun.

I don’t even want to know what’s in the Special Sauce.

I don’t want tp eat that, who knows who sat on it

Hey-when I said “eat me,” I didn’t mean “EAT ME!”

Starts off with

Two obese Pattys…

Either that or McDonald’s has made reserved seating for tuberculosis!

Billions served…..to others.

“To Serve Man”

We’ve used every other undesirable item in our cooking, but saved the best for last.

Two all Keith patties, Michelle sauce, Alice, Steve, Nicoles, minions, on a Stephanie Reid bun.

Welcome to Sweeny McTodd’s.

I recommend our special Happy Neal – I mean Meal…

Special ‘SALE OF GUEST MURDER’ starts tomorrow!
Please reserve the standing, seating AND eating.

Last evening we had Donald for dinner. Yuck he stank big time.

Mr. and Mrs.,

EAT AND BE EATING!

Burger Killing, Kentucky Fried Cowboy, Deadly Queen and McDrools wish you the final and inevitable ‘Bone Appetit’.

L.I.P.

the McRob’s seasonal… usually we start catching them en masse when they reach their late 30s and are desperate to mate anywhere, like here.

Murderous
cannibals
Distasteful
Odour
Now
At
Living
Diners
Seating

Toasted French, please…..

I don’t want to thinki about this, but I bet I know where the cheese is.

Ezra Pound with Cheese!

Ezra Pound with Cheese!

Is it “lets eat, grandma” or “lets eat grandma” . Punctuation saves lives!

Must be some reenforced seating.

If you bring Burger King guests, you will promptly be shown the door.

McFood is McPEOPLE!

HHHHMMMM. What ever happened to Mrs. McDonald?

I asked me for my bill and they served me William.

@Lora: Obviously the Special Sauce is soylent green