Choking Hazard

Choking Hazard

posted on 7 Nov 2011 in Bags/Packaging

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DrLex
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DrLex

Do not use in small confined spaces.

Algernon
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Algernon

You really need to be careful of the silent by deadlies

DrLex
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DrLex

The motion sensor is also able to pick up the movement of pass out.

JohnZ
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JohnZ

For big farts please insert a D battery.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Choking children produce small farts.
Choking adults produce a rectal turbulence.

No batteries required.

Zizzybalooba
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Zizzybalooba

I’m not amused. I choked on a small fart when I was 1 and it was terrifying. I think my mother was nursing me and let one slip out. Luckily it wasn’t my Dad.

Tong
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Tong

Children under 3, their bodies are so small, farts coming out from the wrong end can become a choking hazard.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

In Canada, It’s called child abuse and you will be prosecuted.

DrLex
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DrLex

According to the Dutch label at the right, the batteries must not be “weggled”.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Our motion sensor is the only one on the market which detects even the smallest forbidden gas movement of the children under 3 years.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

I wouldn’t know anything about this. I’ve never farted.

emily
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emily

Big farts from adults would be more suffocating!

mickeygreeneyes
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mickeygreeneyes

Mount the camera? Hey, I’ll let ya know when I get desperate enough to start dating Nikons!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Method of use:
– For successful installation, it is highly recommended to use Install Shield Wizard, or a gas mask
– When alarm goes off, immediately start the process of evacuation
– After the building and surroundings are evacuated, please eliminate
all possible gas leftovers and decontaminate the children and the wider area
– To prevent further accidents, avoid giving the children too much beer, beans etc. (especially to those under 3 years)

Chris
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Chris

Wasn’t me.

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

Hed not tis but the breaking of wind.

Ah! Tis better he break it before than behind.

(Midsummer Nights Dream)

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

The motion sensor will catch you crapping in the car-park.

demondude777
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demondude777

Fart big son…fart big and proud!

GwydionM
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GwydionM

The motion sensor can pick up the motion of pass by, but will confuse small farts with small children.

Nonsuch Ned
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Nonsuch Ned

Are these the directions for a Dutch Oven?

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

They haven’t met my toddler.

RT
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RT

cameras these days are so advanced, they act like prostitutes. first it lets you mount it, then it picks up passerby?

although that doesn’t explain the farting and subsequent choking hazard

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Translated by Dutch Cowboy.

J
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J

J
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J

dang it didn’t work. I found a “fart in the face” emoticon. Oh well

Something is about to not happy.

brbr
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brbr

No, you have to mount it in a comfortable location and then justlet the movement pass by.

kim
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kim

It’s an automated laser-shooting maximum-security motion-detecting killing machine. Once activated, it thinks that small farts are the sounds of a burglar’s shoes, and will fire at will.

anonymouse
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anonymouse

No wonder these don’t sell so well.

sparky
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sparky

Manufactured by the same company that makes the liquid you put in your pool that turns the water red when you pee.

the chosen one
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the chosen one

parental guidance for children between 3 and 10

Stan
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Stan

The little ninjas are the most dangerous ones.

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