Choking Hazard

Choking Hazard

posted on 7 Nov 2011 in Bags/Packaging

Photo courtesy of Josh BB.

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DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

Do not use in small confined spaces.

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

You really need to be careful of the silent by deadlies

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

The motion sensor is also able to pick up the movement of pass out.

JohnZ
JohnZ
9 years ago

For big farts please insert a D battery.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Choking children produce small farts.
Choking adults produce a rectal turbulence.

No batteries required.

Zizzybalooba
Zizzybalooba
9 years ago

I’m not amused. I choked on a small fart when I was 1 and it was terrifying. I think my mother was nursing me and let one slip out. Luckily it wasn’t my Dad.

Tong
Tong
9 years ago

Children under 3, their bodies are so small, farts coming out from the wrong end can become a choking hazard.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

In Canada, It’s called child abuse and you will be prosecuted.

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

According to the Dutch label at the right, the batteries must not be “weggled”.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Our motion sensor is the only one on the market which detects even the smallest forbidden gas movement of the children under 3 years.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

I wouldn’t know anything about this. I’ve never farted.

emily
emily
9 years ago

Big farts from adults would be more suffocating!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
9 years ago

Mount the camera? Hey, I’ll let ya know when I get desperate enough to start dating Nikons!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Method of use:
– For successful installation, it is highly recommended to use Install Shield Wizard, or a gas mask
– When alarm goes off, immediately start the process of evacuation
– After the building and surroundings are evacuated, please eliminate
all possible gas leftovers and decontaminate the children and the wider area
– To prevent further accidents, avoid giving the children too much beer, beans etc. (especially to those under 3 years)

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

Wasn’t me.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
9 years ago

Hed not tis but the breaking of wind.

Ah! Tis better he break it before than behind.

(Midsummer Nights Dream)

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
9 years ago

The motion sensor will catch you crapping in the car-park.

demondude777
demondude777
9 years ago

Fart big son…fart big and proud!

GwydionM
GwydionM
9 years ago

The motion sensor can pick up the motion of pass by, but will confuse small farts with small children.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
9 years ago

Are these the directions for a Dutch Oven?

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
9 years ago

They haven’t met my toddler.

RT
RT
9 years ago

cameras these days are so advanced, they act like prostitutes. first it lets you mount it, then it picks up passerby?

although that doesn’t explain the farting and subsequent choking hazard

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Translated by Dutch Cowboy.

J
J
9 years ago

J
J
9 years ago

dang it didn’t work. I found a “fart in the face” emoticon. Oh well

Something is about to not happy.

brbr
brbr
9 years ago

No, you have to mount it in a comfortable location and then justlet the movement pass by.

kim
kim
9 years ago

It’s an automated laser-shooting maximum-security motion-detecting killing machine. Once activated, it thinks that small farts are the sounds of a burglar’s shoes, and will fire at will.

anonymouse
anonymouse
8 years ago

No wonder these don’t sell so well.

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

Manufactured by the same company that makes the liquid you put in your pool that turns the water red when you pee.

the chosen one
the chosen one
8 years ago

parental guidance for children between 3 and 10

Stan
Stan
6 years ago

The little ninjas are the most dangerous ones.

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