Choose wisely

Choose wisely

posted on 21 Nov 2011 in Chinglish

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Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

What no ice.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Hmm, I would go for a food but I’m not sure if it’s legal…

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Decisions, decisions…

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Now we know what the pervert spends his money on

SF
SF
10 years ago

The problem with crack is that after one hour you are feeling low again.

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

This sign cracked me up!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

But is it organic?

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
10 years ago

Warez geeks delight!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

“Cleanup in Aisle 7 …um… Paramedics and CPR in Aisle 7”

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

It’s the Holidays. Stock up on guns, ho’s and ammo now.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Crack a joke and nourish the food, then walk backwards to the toilet.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

From crackers to crackheads we’ve got what you’re looking for.

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

Winners don’t use drugs but losers don’t eat too much nourishment.

Ben
Ben
10 years ago

Be careful which aisle you take free samples from.

dangevin
dangevin
10 years ago

Well, it’s convenient if they need more baking soda…

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Hey, what kind of crack is that?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

”Mommy., I want a Coke!”

Mr Fabulous
Mr Fabulous
10 years ago

Crack… keeping supermarkets out of minority communities for 3 decades now

Michael
Michael
10 years ago

You’ve heard of gateway drugs… now there’s a Safeway drug!

demondude777
demondude777
10 years ago

At least they have it properly labeled…..

dangevin
dangevin
10 years ago
Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

Yes siree. There is nothing like a bit of asian crack.

Dervrak
Dervrak
10 years ago

The decision tree your average addict sees in his head when he cashes his welfare check

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

↓ To Be Continued

RT
RT
10 years ago

You take the red pill – you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.

i mean, WHOA, MAN! IT GOES LIKE, REAL DEEP!

YYD
YYD
10 years ago

More accurately:
The one on the left says “Expanded/Puffed/Popped/Risen(as in flour in bread, etc) foods.”
The one on the right says “Healthful/health preservation foods.”

Snufkin
Snufkin
10 years ago

Man does not live by Nourish food alone.

Smegma
Smegma
10 years ago

I hate shopping here! The lineup is always long!

emily
emily
10 years ago

I supposed the ‘crack’ section contains all foods related to cracking, such as crackers and chips?

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

This sign was translated into English by a crack team.

Andy
Andy
10 years ago

That’s a tough one.

sparky
sparky
10 years ago

This is hung in a circular tunnel. it’s a real hoot to watch decisions being made.

JG
JG
10 years ago

I have no idea how they got “crack” from that. The left sign clearly says “Rice Food Products” and the right sign says “Health Food Products”.

BigD25
BigD25
7 years ago

Wow, did you check out the free samples?!

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