Choose wisely

Choose wisely

posted on 21 Nov 2011 in Chinglish

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Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

What no ice.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Hmm, I would go for a food but I’m not sure if it’s legal…

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

Decisions, decisions…

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

Now we know what the pervert spends his money on

SF
SF
8 years ago

The problem with crack is that after one hour you are feeling low again.

DrZos
DrZos
8 years ago

This sign cracked me up!

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

But is it organic?

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

Warez geeks delight!

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

“Cleanup in Aisle 7 …um… Paramedics and CPR in Aisle 7”

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

It’s the Holidays. Stock up on guns, ho’s and ammo now.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Crack a joke and nourish the food, then walk backwards to the toilet.

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

From crackers to crackheads we’ve got what you’re looking for.

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

Winners don’t use drugs but losers don’t eat too much nourishment.

Ben
Ben
8 years ago

Be careful which aisle you take free samples from.

dangevin
dangevin
8 years ago

Well, it’s convenient if they need more baking soda…

Chris
Chris
8 years ago

Hey, what kind of crack is that?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

”Mommy., I want a Coke!”

Mr Fabulous
Mr Fabulous
8 years ago

Crack… keeping supermarkets out of minority communities for 3 decades now

Michael
Michael
8 years ago

You’ve heard of gateway drugs… now there’s a Safeway drug!

demondude777
demondude777
8 years ago

At least they have it properly labeled…..

dangevin
dangevin
8 years ago
Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
8 years ago

Yes siree. There is nothing like a bit of asian crack.

Dervrak
Dervrak
8 years ago

The decision tree your average addict sees in his head when he cashes his welfare check

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

↓ To Be Continued

RT
RT
8 years ago

You take the red pill – you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.

i mean, WHOA, MAN! IT GOES LIKE, REAL DEEP!

YYD
YYD
8 years ago

More accurately:
The one on the left says “Expanded/Puffed/Popped/Risen(as in flour in bread, etc) foods.”
The one on the right says “Healthful/health preservation foods.”

Snufkin
Snufkin
8 years ago

Man does not live by Nourish food alone.

Smegma
Smegma
8 years ago

I hate shopping here! The lineup is always long!

emily
emily
8 years ago

I supposed the ‘crack’ section contains all foods related to cracking, such as crackers and chips?

Kitsune
Kitsune
8 years ago

This sign was translated into English by a crack team.

Andy
Andy
8 years ago

That’s a tough one.

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

This is hung in a circular tunnel. it’s a real hoot to watch decisions being made.

JG
JG
8 years ago

I have no idea how they got “crack” from that. The left sign clearly says “Rice Food Products” and the right sign says “Health Food Products”.

BigD25
BigD25
6 years ago

Wow, did you check out the free samples?!

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