Photo courtesy of Doc Halliday.
Found at a restaurant in Shanghai, China.
I’ll have mine rebbitt
With its own drool sauce.
Don’t mind the noises coming from the dish.
This frog is so tasty that it drools for itself!
These toads come pre-licked.
Well I say “Sufferin’ succotash”.
Kermit’s been hitting the sauce again.
“Can I have mine to go?”
“Yes, but you’ll have to walk slowly. It can only hop.”
”Hey, frog! It’s my turn!”
– How would you like your bullfrog, Sir?
– Dead, please.
If you eat it, it will make you croak.
To avoid getting slobber on your clothes, put your jacket in the croak room.
Well. Hot croakin frog,.
♫Freddy was a Bullfrog,
And a good friend of mine was he♫
OK, say it fast now:
“Fried slobbering bullfrog,
fried slobbering bullfrog,
fried slobbering bullfrog…”.
♫He always mad you welcome,
And he made a very fine stew♫
Waiter waiter! This frog is bad.
Worse than that sir….It’s dead.
I generally dislike things slobbering around my plate but.. Hey…! Where are you going?!
”IF IT’S FRIED IT MUST BE SATISFIED!”
It makes its own gravy.
– Waiter! I think this bullfrog wants to… to… eat me!!
– I’m sorry Sir, but you’re not the only one with a good taste for food.
How deep’s the gravy bowl ?
Knee deep, knee deep.
The correct translation:
(no mention of fried)
By the way, 58 is an auspicious number since it sounds like “I-Get Rich”
Waiter. There’s a frog in my throat !
Okay, now I’m definitely going vegan.
Frog. It’s what’s for dinner.
“when is it the meal of me?”
two men enter… one man leave full
Also available tod-
No. I won’t bother you anymore with that drooling crap or salivating chicken or frying enema or dabbling Dutch Cowboy or smacking Samurai Warrior or slurping Pervert or chewing Nuts Guy. Or…
… but… hey, a French Chick looks for trouble… in the swimming area… mmm…
No, I just won’t. Enough is enough.
Tastes like slobbering chicken.
Who said good taste is out of fashion? Ribbet
They killed Trevor! You bastards!
Oh careful, that heavy syrup is NOT good for you.