Dribblit…dribblit…

Dribblit…dribblit…

posted on 23 Nov 2011 in Chinglish, Menus

Toadsdrool

Photo courtesy of Doc Halliday.
Found at a restaurant in Shanghai, China. 

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Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

I’ll have mine rebbitt

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

With its own drool sauce.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

Don’t mind the noises coming from the dish.

DrZos
DrZos
8 years ago

This frog is so tasty that it drools for itself!

Dangevin
Dangevin
8 years ago

These toads come pre-licked.

Zizzybalooba
Zizzybalooba
8 years ago

Well I say “Sufferin’ succotash”.

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

Kermit’s been hitting the sauce again.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

“Can I have mine to go?”
“Yes, but you’ll have to walk slowly. It can only hop.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

”Hey, frog! It’s my turn!”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

– How would you like your bullfrog, Sir?
– Dead, please.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

If you eat it, it will make you croak.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

To avoid getting slobber on your clothes, put your jacket in the croak room.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Well. Hot croakin frog,.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

♫Freddy was a Bullfrog,
And a good friend of mine was he­♫

Jellychop
Jellychop
8 years ago

OK, say it fast now:
“Fried slobbering bullfrog,
fried slobbering bullfrog,
fried slobbering bullfrog…”.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

♫He always mad you welcome,
And he made a very fine stew♫

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Waiter waiter! This frog is bad.

Worse than that sir….It’s dead.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

I generally dislike things slobbering around my plate but.. Hey…! Where are you going?!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Our motto:

”IF IT’S FRIED IT MUST BE SATISFIED!”

Classic Steve
8 years ago

It makes its own gravy.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

– Waiter! I think this bullfrog wants to… to… eat me!!
– I’m sorry Sir, but you’re not the only one with a good taste for food.

Chuck
Chuck
8 years ago

How deep’s the gravy bowl ?

Knee deep, knee deep.

YYD
YYD
8 years ago

The correct translation:
Gluttonous Bullfrog
(no mention of fried)

YYD
YYD
8 years ago

By the way, 58 is an auspicious number since it sounds like “I-Get Rich”

Chuck
Chuck
8 years ago

Waiter. There’s a frog in my throat !

Chris
Chris
8 years ago

Okay, now I’m definitely going vegan.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Frog. It’s what’s for dinner.

RT
RT
8 years ago

“when is it the meal of me?”

RT
RT
8 years ago

two men enter… one man leave full

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Also available tod-

No. I won’t bother you anymore with that drooling crap or salivating chicken or frying enema or dabbling Dutch Cowboy or smacking Samurai Warrior or slurping Pervert or chewing Nuts Guy. Or…

… but… hey, a French Chick looks for trouble… in the swimming area… mmm…

No, I just won’t. Enough is enough.
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*drools*

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

Tastes like slobbering chicken.

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

Who said good taste is out of fashion? Ribbet

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

They killed Trevor! You bastards!

BigD25
BigD25
6 years ago

Oh careful, that heavy syrup is NOT good for you.

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