Good dog. Nice texture.

Good dog. Nice texture.

posted on 14 Nov 2011 in Stationery

Sit. Stay. Bake for a half hour at 350.

Photo courtesy of Dave Stewart.
Spotted in Osaka, Japan.

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Algernon
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Algernon

I’m tired of eating my own leg

DrLex
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DrLex

They’re taking “hot dog” too literally.

dangevin
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dangevin

Steak ala Fifi

Tong
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Tong

Sit, or I won’t eat you. Sit! Good boy.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Don’t worry, doggie – next month you’ll be a toast.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

November was the month of Hello Kitty

JohnZ
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JohnZ

How to recycle all the food which remains from the Christmas meals:
1. Gift a dog to your children.
2. Feed it with the remaining food.
3. On next Christmas, cook it. You can tell your children it fled.
4. Eat it.
5. Buy another dog for the remaining food.
6. REPEAT.

SuSu
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SuSu

That picture should be black and white.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Questions, questions…!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Dog: the other white meat.

FatKenney
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FatKenney

Eat me!

FatKenney
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FatKenney

I said walk the dog, not wok the dog!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

WARNING: Please do not become the eating of a strange dog, even if he asks you.

Lora
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Lora

Aww, what a cute puppy. I could just eat him up!

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

January is meow meow Labbit.

Inspect Her Gadget
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Inspect Her Gadget

– “Honey, we’re having hotdogs for lunch!”
– “YAY!!”

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

Oh I wished I could have stopped it,
But it came out with a run,
Last a week he plenty puppy,
This a week he puppy done,
Now A Too he velly solly,
He no more Labbit Stew.

Now I took a stick and chased Ah Too,
And beat him here and there,
While all the time my wife contorted,
Like a mad convulsionaire.

{Rabbit Stew. A.B.(Banjo) Patterson}

coffeebot
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OK dog, let me check my calendar… oh, here it is. “feed dog in January.” You’re early.

demondude777
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demondude777

Bad news…today is not your day!

In fact scratch out all of next week too…….

Kris Gould
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Kris Gould

Menchi burger!

Dervrak
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Dervrak

When is it the meal of me?

Thanks for asking little white dog!

The answer is shortly after you stumble into the trap behind Chin’s Discount Chinese Eatery…

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Well, you’ll need to get a bit fatter first so there will be something to eat for you!

RT
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RT

@Kris Gould: for when those rainy day funds start to dry up in december…

RT
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RT

i’m sorry, son; old yeller became rabid; we’re going to have to put him down. also, i’m getting a hankering for some hamburgers, and our cupboard’s kinda empty, but that’s besides the point…

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

For this God we are about to eat, may Dog make us truly grateful.

{Grace for the dyslexics)

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

DOGGONE!!

J
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J

Dog pee burns the leg.

iLock
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iLock

Between three and four weeks away…. sorry cute little doggie.
But I think this calender might be serious.

James Jergens
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James Jergens

Tis the Season (it is dog season in Asia.)

Mark
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Mark

Hand over the money or your little Fifi is dinner!

sparky
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sparky

Pup on a stick!

Bill
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Bill

Year of the dog will be 2018 – you have 7 years before you become entree.

BigD25
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BigD25

Would you like the rest in a doggie bag for later?

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