Good dog. Nice texture.

Good dog. Nice texture.

posted on 14 Nov 2011 in Stationery

Sit. Stay. Bake for a half hour at 350.

Photo courtesy of Dave Stewart.
Spotted in Osaka, Japan.

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Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

I’m tired of eating my own leg

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

They’re taking “hot dog” too literally.

dangevin
dangevin
8 years ago

Steak ala Fifi

Tong
Tong
8 years ago

Sit, or I won’t eat you. Sit! Good boy.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Don’t worry, doggie – next month you’ll be a toast.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

November was the month of Hello Kitty

JohnZ
JohnZ
8 years ago

How to recycle all the food which remains from the Christmas meals:
1. Gift a dog to your children.
2. Feed it with the remaining food.
3. On next Christmas, cook it. You can tell your children it fled.
4. Eat it.
5. Buy another dog for the remaining food.
6. REPEAT.

SuSu
SuSu
8 years ago

That picture should be black and white.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Questions, questions…!

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Dog: the other white meat.

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

Eat me!

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

I said walk the dog, not wok the dog!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

WARNING: Please do not become the eating of a strange dog, even if he asks you.

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

Aww, what a cute puppy. I could just eat him up!

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
8 years ago

January is meow meow Labbit.

Inspect Her Gadget
Inspect Her Gadget
8 years ago

– “Honey, we’re having hotdogs for lunch!”
– “YAY!!”

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
8 years ago

Oh I wished I could have stopped it,
But it came out with a run,
Last a week he plenty puppy,
This a week he puppy done,
Now A Too he velly solly,
He no more Labbit Stew.

Now I took a stick and chased Ah Too,
And beat him here and there,
While all the time my wife contorted,
Like a mad convulsionaire.

{Rabbit Stew. A.B.(Banjo) Patterson}

coffeebot
8 years ago

OK dog, let me check my calendar… oh, here it is. “feed dog in January.” You’re early.

demondude777
demondude777
8 years ago

Bad news…today is not your day!

In fact scratch out all of next week too…….

Kris Gould
Kris Gould
8 years ago

Menchi burger!

Dervrak
Dervrak
8 years ago

When is it the meal of me?

Thanks for asking little white dog!

The answer is shortly after you stumble into the trap behind Chin’s Discount Chinese Eatery…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Well, you’ll need to get a bit fatter first so there will be something to eat for you!

RT
RT
8 years ago

@Kris Gould: for when those rainy day funds start to dry up in december…

RT
RT
8 years ago

i’m sorry, son; old yeller became rabid; we’re going to have to put him down. also, i’m getting a hankering for some hamburgers, and our cupboard’s kinda empty, but that’s besides the point…

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
8 years ago

For this God we are about to eat, may Dog make us truly grateful.

{Grace for the dyslexics)

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
8 years ago

DOGGONE!!

J
J
8 years ago

Dog pee burns the leg.

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

Between three and four weeks away…. sorry cute little doggie.
But I think this calender might be serious.

James Jergens
James Jergens
8 years ago

Tis the Season (it is dog season in Asia.)

Mark
Mark
8 years ago

Hand over the money or your little Fifi is dinner!

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

Pup on a stick!

Bill
Bill
8 years ago

Year of the dog will be 2018 – you have 7 years before you become entree.

BigD25
BigD25
6 years ago

Would you like the rest in a doggie bag for later?

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