Hemmorhouch!

Hemmorhouch!

posted on 2 Nov 2011 in Signs

Photo courtesy of David Roland.
Found in a convenience store near Mt. Fuji, Japan.
Japanese says: “be careful of the water pressure”

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Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Gay men excepted

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Radical sign – radical treatment.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Eject-o-Seat : Flush and Fly.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Skinny Man: Must wear helmet while using this equipment.
Hurted Ass Man: You’re on your own, buddy.

Tong
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Tong

Confutius says, It’s better to have a radical sign than having a sorry ass.

JohnZ
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JohnZ

The X-Men have a new member, Ass Man. Now guess what the X means.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

CAUTION: Please do not read this sign before flushing the toilet.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

“Houston, the Bidet has landed.”

Zizzybalooba
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Zizzybalooba

The heck with hurted ass women.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

In my dreams, I’m always levitating above a toilet bowl geyser (while wearing a certain T-shirt).

mickeygreeneyes
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mickeygreeneyes

I’m skinny AND had a rough night at Stonewall’s. Wonder if there’s a gas station nearby.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Step-by-step method of use:

1. Carefully approach the toilet bowl
2. Gently open the lid (if it’s not up already)
3. Slowly and carefully sit down on a toilet bowl
4. Take your time
5. Do not read the sign
6. Repeat steps (4) and (5) as many times as you want
7. Flush the toilet
8. Ha-ha

Algernon
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Algernon

splits you in half

jjhitt
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jjhitt

——– ◄ You Must Be This Tall To Ride This Toilet

Jay
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Jay

Don’t get all butt hurt if you can’t pass a palm tree in one go.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

This sign must have been strongly influenced by Fuji’s eruptions.

DrLex
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DrLex

This particular toilet has gained the nickname “The Enemator”.

DrZos
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DrZos

The Fountain of Joy.

Ben
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Ben

If you weren’t hurted before flushing, you probably will be after.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I suppose the heart-attacked man must be hurted, too.

Classic Steve
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Worst superhero ever. He keeps getting it kicked.

Dan Langevin
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Caution: don’t squat the toilet palm tree.

Dan Langevin
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Bidon’t

Chris
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Chris

Hey, the perfect B-day gift!

Kitsune
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Kitsune

I think I saw that on a sitcom once.

Lora
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Lora

Mommy, Daddy used the toilet and hurted himself!

Ageless
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Ageless

What do you mean, my ass is skinny?

coffeebot
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In China, toilet piss on you

demondude777
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demondude777

Excuse me, do you have wipes. My ass has been killing me since birth…..

Kitsune
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Kitsune

I see the problem, you’ve got it set to colonoscopy mode.

Kitsune
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Kitsune

This is why you don’t buy bathroom equipment when you’re in Roswell

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

It is to be expected from people to stand up before they flush the toilet; but at the same time, this is at least a revolutionary reminder to put the lid down!

Peter Chan
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Peter Chan

Designed to kick your arse?

Chuck
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Chuck

Bidet.
Be careful.
Be sorry.

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

Remove nuts from ceiling before leaving.

RT
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RT

i always wondered what was cheaper than flying 3rd class…

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

NOTE: If there’s an emergency, please flush backwards.

Terri
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Terri

Free waxing with every wash

Snufkin
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Snufkin

When they said line cutters would be ejected from the park, this isn’t what I thought they meant.

Darth Na'vi
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Darth Na'vi

Who is “Radical Sign” and why is this set to tsunami power?

Darth Na'vi
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Darth Na'vi

And, what’s with all the pink in this sign? I am sooo confused.

Bill Gates
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Bill Gates

Be careful, or you’ll end up singing the Hurted Ass Man Blues.

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

This will blow your socks off….And your feet too.

emily
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emily

For skinny people, please fasten your seat belt before turning on the bidet,

RT
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RT

maybe it’s just me, but i would love for this to be in the engrish.com store

dmw
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dmw

Please, please, please make this into a tee shirt!

brbr
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brbr

weeeeeee……..

TrekkieGuy
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TrekkieGuy

Aha–so this is where genies really come from!

danaan
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danaan

Looks like a tree planted on the toilet…

If there is plants vs zombies,

this must be

toilets vs humans…

Earl G.
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Hurted Ass Man flies again, after having renewed his powers on his throne!

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