Hermetically sealed to the public

Hermetically sealed to the public

posted on 20 Nov 2011 in Chinglish, Signs

That’s right, no using this conveniently-hung noose to bring to justice.

Photo courtesy of Daam Nillan.
Found in Ji-An, Taiwan.

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faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

Where will our olympic dabbling team train now?!?

Algernon
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Algernon

Sealed befor hanging

Tong
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Tong

Please note, the hung noose is for University authorities use only. Anyone who brings to justice will be brought to justice.

emily
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emily

However, you are allowed to carefully fall into it.

JohnZ
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JohnZ

Dong Hwa University, a place hermetically closed to the national justice where gallows are still used everyday.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Method of use:

1. Take the noose
2. Bring to justice carefully

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Swim but must know at sin.

krysto4
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krysto4

Dabble at your own risk.

ngyonghan
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ngyonghan

The rules are airtight. Don’t fight against it. 😀

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Justice prevails!

GwydionM
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GwydionM

This is a justice-free zone. The National Dong Rules OK!

demondude777
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demondude777

Cowboy: Hey, this stuff is made in New York City

Posse: NEW YORK CITY???

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

WARNING: Not properly dressed and dabbling person, hanging in the swimming area, will be bring to justice.

Peter
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Peter

Hermetically, I can still do gold mining and alchemy here.

DrLex
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DrLex

This is a Batman free zone.

J-Luke
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J-Luke

Those privileges are strictly for the university….

Darth Na'vi
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Darth Na'vi

Hang’em Low

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

I know Statutary Authorities are allowed to decide on and administer their own laws and penalties….But isn’t trhis a bit extreme?

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

OK! We will give you a fair trial and hang you afterwards.

YYD
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YYD

What the Chinese text actually translates to:
Strictly Forbidden
Swimming, Fishing, Boating, Playing in the Water, Violators will be prosecuted by law.
By National East China University

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

Don’t try this at home. We have our own sppecially trained Hermets.

DrZos
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DrZos

*Now for you own convenience: Justice Do-It-Yourself. Feel free to use the hang-rope below (at your own risk)

Chuck
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Chuck

No swimming in the dabbling brook.

Dervrak
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Dervrak

The Lone Ranger had chased Terrible Ted for many moons, when alas Ted made it across the river and, therefore, could never be brought to justice…

Kitsune
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Kitsune

Launch every ‘Zig’ for great justice.

cats
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cats

Take off every swimming fishing boating dabbling.
Or bring to great justice.

You know what you doing.

DragonLady
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DragonLady

noose looks too large for most dongs

sparky
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sparky

I just want to dibble a little. who do i need to speak with?

Biff the Understudy
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Biff the Understudy

Those caught dabbling in witchcraft will be burned at the stake. All others, hung.

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