Hermetically sealed to the public

Hermetically sealed to the public

posted on 20 Nov 2011 in Chinglish, Signs

That’s right, no using this conveniently-hung noose to bring to justice.

Photo courtesy of Daam Nillan.
Found in Ji-An, Taiwan.

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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

Where will our olympic dabbling team train now?!?

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Sealed befor hanging

Tong
Tong
8 years ago

Please note, the hung noose is for University authorities use only. Anyone who brings to justice will be brought to justice.

emily
emily
8 years ago

However, you are allowed to carefully fall into it.

JohnZ
JohnZ
8 years ago

Dong Hwa University, a place hermetically closed to the national justice where gallows are still used everyday.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Method of use:

1. Take the noose
2. Bring to justice carefully

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Swim but must know at sin.

krysto4
krysto4
8 years ago

Dabble at your own risk.

ngyonghan
ngyonghan
8 years ago

The rules are airtight. Don’t fight against it. 😀

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

Justice prevails!

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

This is a justice-free zone. The National Dong Rules OK!

demondude777
demondude777
8 years ago

Cowboy: Hey, this stuff is made in New York City

Posse: NEW YORK CITY???

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

WARNING: Not properly dressed and dabbling person, hanging in the swimming area, will be bring to justice.

Peter
Peter
8 years ago

Hermetically, I can still do gold mining and alchemy here.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

This is a Batman free zone.

J-Luke
J-Luke
8 years ago

Those privileges are strictly for the university….

Darth Na'vi
Darth Na'vi
8 years ago

Hang’em Low

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
8 years ago

I know Statutary Authorities are allowed to decide on and administer their own laws and penalties….But isn’t trhis a bit extreme?

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
8 years ago

OK! We will give you a fair trial and hang you afterwards.

YYD
YYD
8 years ago

What the Chinese text actually translates to:
Strictly Forbidden
Swimming, Fishing, Boating, Playing in the Water, Violators will be prosecuted by law.
By National East China University

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
8 years ago

Don’t try this at home. We have our own sppecially trained Hermets.

DrZos
DrZos
8 years ago

*Now for you own convenience: Justice Do-It-Yourself. Feel free to use the hang-rope below (at your own risk)

Chuck
Chuck
8 years ago

No swimming in the dabbling brook.

Dervrak
Dervrak
8 years ago

The Lone Ranger had chased Terrible Ted for many moons, when alas Ted made it across the river and, therefore, could never be brought to justice…

Kitsune
Kitsune
8 years ago

Launch every ‘Zig’ for great justice.

cats
cats
8 years ago

Take off every swimming fishing boating dabbling.
Or bring to great justice.

You know what you doing.

DragonLady
DragonLady
8 years ago

noose looks too large for most dongs

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

I just want to dibble a little. who do i need to speak with?

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

Those caught dabbling in witchcraft will be burned at the stake. All others, hung.

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