Home is usually where it all happens…

Home is usually where it all happens…

posted on 4 Nov 2011 in Menus

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Menu found in Hiroshima, Japan.

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Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

As it should be.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

That’s the problem with Asian food, an hour later you’re horny again.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

We are not responsible for trouble feeling yourself at home after you have used our water jet toilet.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

I only feel myself at swimming.

coffeebot
coffeebot
8 years ago

I wouldn’t come to a restaurant if I wanted take-out… now, get busy, waitress

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Rice balls do that?

Zizzybalooba
Zizzybalooba
8 years ago

People feeling themselves in restaurants has become a huge social issue in Japan. Some customers don’t want to be exposed to the second-hand feel.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
8 years ago

Excuse me while I go “pickle my plum” and “choose a main ingredient for my rice ball” — if you know what I mean.

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

At home, in the car, the back of the theater, the break room at work, you name it.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Home is where your *insert your favorite naughty bit* is.

Michael
Michael
8 years ago

When I think of home, I touch myself.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

After feeling myself at home, I asked for the server.

Chris
Chris
8 years ago

I feel funny today.

Silly Uncle Willy
8 years ago

NTT: reach out and touch yourself.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

I’d prefer to pork..I mean, some pork

Kitsune
Kitsune
8 years ago

Sad thing is, they apparently they have enough of a problem that they have to post this. Which begs the question “Is it the waitresses or the food?”

demondude777
demondude777
8 years ago

Wait, so why did I bother to come here then?????

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
8 years ago

Does the waitress come with desert? No Sir. But she gets aq bit puffed during the rush hour.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
8 years ago

aq = a (typo)

May I feel the waitress instead?

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
8 years ago

I would prefer to take the waitress home, and feel her there, instead of myself.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
8 years ago

Sorry mate. But I’m not feeling myself today.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
8 years ago

“A hot of Japanese”. MMMm. Yes! I find japanese women very hot. May I take one home and feel her there?

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

Home is where the feeling is.

(And heart is not on the menu.)

Grifter
Grifter
8 years ago

This home comes with a pool, a spacious kitchen, two bathrooms and a Master Bateroom

JonnyTBone
JonnyTBone
8 years ago

Wouldn’t the main ingredient of a rice ball be …… rice?

JonnyTBone
JonnyTBone
8 years ago

Wouldn’t the main ingredient of a rice ball be …… rice?

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Rice, Rice, Baby…..

RT
RT
8 years ago

first i can’t swim in the swimming area now i can’t feel myself in the restaurant. what is this world coming to?

RT
RT
8 years ago

but… i already paid for the happy ending…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

It’s weird, because at home, I feel myself in a restaurant!

Josiah
Josiah
8 years ago

“I was all by myself, no one was looking, I was thinking of you…”

Jewels
Jewels
8 years ago

Boiled rice soaked in hot water would be a simple meal indeed… in any country!

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
8 years ago

Please feel yourself at home! That’s your final warning. You’re upsetting the other customers.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

For God’s sake stop grabbing the cashier!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

@ fatkenney: TMI Dude, TMI

Cpt Blade
Cpt Blade
8 years ago

Uh… you do it at home? I always do it in the bus, during my morning commute.

chickenman
chickenman
8 years ago

Me so Honey!

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

There goes my last guilty pleasure.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Pee Wee Hermans not allowed here

zerima
zerima
5 years ago

bowl of rice> 150 y
bowl of rice soaked in hot water> 480 y
Ugh, O.K….I’ll take a bowl of rice with a cup of tea, hold the tea leaves

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