Home is usually where it all happens…

Home is usually where it all happens…

posted on 4 Nov 2011 in Menus

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Menu found in Hiroshima, Japan.

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Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

As it should be.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

That’s the problem with Asian food, an hour later you’re horny again.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

We are not responsible for trouble feeling yourself at home after you have used our water jet toilet.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I only feel myself at swimming.

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

I wouldn’t come to a restaurant if I wanted take-out… now, get busy, waitress

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Rice balls do that?

Zizzybalooba
Zizzybalooba
10 years ago

People feeling themselves in restaurants has become a huge social issue in Japan. Some customers don’t want to be exposed to the second-hand feel.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
10 years ago

Excuse me while I go “pickle my plum” and “choose a main ingredient for my rice ball” — if you know what I mean.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

At home, in the car, the back of the theater, the break room at work, you name it.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Home is where your *insert your favorite naughty bit* is.

Michael
Michael
10 years ago

When I think of home, I touch myself.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

After feeling myself at home, I asked for the server.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

I feel funny today.

Silly Uncle Willy
10 years ago

NTT: reach out and touch yourself.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

I’d prefer to pork..I mean, some pork

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

Sad thing is, they apparently they have enough of a problem that they have to post this. Which begs the question “Is it the waitresses or the food?”

demondude777
demondude777
10 years ago

Wait, so why did I bother to come here then?????

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

Does the waitress come with desert? No Sir. But she gets aq bit puffed during the rush hour.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

aq = a (typo)

May I feel the waitress instead?

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

I would prefer to take the waitress home, and feel her there, instead of myself.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

Sorry mate. But I’m not feeling myself today.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

“A hot of Japanese”. MMMm. Yes! I find japanese women very hot. May I take one home and feel her there?

GwydionM
GwydionM
10 years ago

Home is where the feeling is.

(And heart is not on the menu.)

Grifter
Grifter
10 years ago

This home comes with a pool, a spacious kitchen, two bathrooms and a Master Bateroom

JonnyTBone
JonnyTBone
10 years ago

Wouldn’t the main ingredient of a rice ball be …… rice?

JonnyTBone
JonnyTBone
10 years ago

Wouldn’t the main ingredient of a rice ball be …… rice?

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Rice, Rice, Baby…..

RT
RT
10 years ago

first i can’t swim in the swimming area now i can’t feel myself in the restaurant. what is this world coming to?

RT
RT
10 years ago

but… i already paid for the happy ending…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

It’s weird, because at home, I feel myself in a restaurant!

Josiah
Josiah
10 years ago

“I was all by myself, no one was looking, I was thinking of you…”

Jewels
Jewels
10 years ago

Boiled rice soaked in hot water would be a simple meal indeed… in any country!

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
10 years ago

Please feel yourself at home! That’s your final warning. You’re upsetting the other customers.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

For God’s sake stop grabbing the cashier!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

@ fatkenney: TMI Dude, TMI

Cpt Blade
Cpt Blade
10 years ago

Uh… you do it at home? I always do it in the bus, during my morning commute.

chickenman
chickenman
10 years ago

Me so Honey!

sparky
sparky
10 years ago

There goes my last guilty pleasure.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
7 years ago

Pee Wee Hermans not allowed here

zerima
zerima
7 years ago

bowl of rice> 150 y
bowl of rice soaked in hot water> 480 y
Ugh, O.K….I’ll take a bowl of rice with a cup of tea, hold the tea leaves

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