Just add water!

Just add water!

posted on 24 Nov 2011 in Chinglish

“We’ve replaced his regular coffee…”


Photo courtesy of John Tsien.

Spotted in Hong Kong. 

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DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

This stuff makes defecation so easy that people have to queue before traffic lights in little trains while going to the loo.

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Something to really give you the sh*ts.

Jonnytbone
Jonnytbone
8 years ago

“That’s why I’m easy”. The Comodors.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Excuse me for a moment, I have to go to defecate myself.

Chris
Chris
8 years ago

@ Seventy2rd o clock: How self defecating of you.

SF
SF
8 years ago

That’s the answer to #occupy restroom

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

Defecation Easy (Granules) – HK favourite brand
Shi* Easy (Bulk) – US prefer brand
Poop Easy (Humongous) – European like brand
Go Easy (Paramount) – Everyone wants it bland

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Our motto: ”When our granules hit the fan … sit down and have fun!”

tri24la
tri24la
8 years ago

Now with more fiber!

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

It’s like Draino for small children.

Kitsune
Kitsune
8 years ago

It’s a laxative

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

For maximum relief sprinkle liberally over fried enema.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

No instructions needed. This sh!t is easy.

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

As a practical joke for the holidays, I baked some of this into oat bran raisin muffins with whipped prune icing. No one’s seen Uncle Ted for three days.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

Pro-biotics capsules used a laxatives.
I’d translate that literally into “Happy Poo-Poo”

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

I’ve heard of ‘sh*tting bricks’, but sh*tting Lego persons?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

CAUTION: Not effective on Road-Runners.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
8 years ago

It worked so well for my girlfriend, I had to haul her in a separate wagon behind me.

Michael
Michael
8 years ago

Two kids one ride?

Chuck
Chuck
8 years ago

We replaced Jim’s Folger crystals with new D-E granules.
Let’s see if he notices…

Darth Na'vi
Darth Na'vi
8 years ago

Unforgivable!

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Granules. Sharp? Ouch!

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

The Ring of Fire

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

THE RING OF FIRE.

Watch out for loud explosions.
Terrible eruptions
Rivers of burning lava
And poisonous gases.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Side product of halogen intestines.

Kburchfiel
Kburchfiel
8 years ago

Wait a second–that is the most dangerous traffic light I have ever seen! Has someone hacked into it?

demondude777
demondude777
8 years ago

Toot Toot! Here comes the poop! All aboard!

coffeebot
8 years ago

brought to you by the kind folks at Synthetic Saliva

EffEff
EffEff
8 years ago

Contains prunes, bran, beans, and Diet Coke.

EffEff
EffEff
8 years ago

Somebody noticed all the lights are green.

YYD
YYD
8 years ago

Chinese Translation:
(Brand Name) Hong Kong Famous Brand
En-en (the sound you apparently make) Happy/Joy. Laxative capsules. Gastrointestinal health. Smooth pooping. (Can’t read the text bubbles-too blurry) Good quality, essential research. On the right: pediatrics supreme. Medicinal reputable family.

Chuck
Chuck
8 years ago

All green lights, you ask ?
Suggests that, once started, there’s no stopping Defecation Easy !

anon7743
anon7743
8 years ago

YYD is all correct!!
Genuine mistake from HK marketing staff so to speak…

They really need to brush up the language, this kind of mistake can destory brand identity!

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

Proudly bearing the GMP (Get More Poo) seal of approval.

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