Margarine-Ion Battery

Margarine-Ion Battery

posted on 26 Nov 2011 in Signs

Filling all the nooks and crannys…with energy!

Photo courtesy of Lisa.
Found in Yokohama, Japan at APEC 2010. 

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Jøsh
Jøsh
10 years ago

Is that a butt-er plug?

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

The cow is just here.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Udderly ridiculous.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

snack option or service point?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

The buttery are very crafty.

GwydionM
GwydionM
10 years ago

A new model, combined phone and toaster. Butter is extra.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

I can’t believe it’s not electricity!

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Wow, unlimited texts AND toast!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

For hungry poor man or their phone?

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

I like to put it on my engrish muffins.

Jellychop
Jellychop
10 years ago

They wanted to whip up sales by churning out free buttery charges, but they still got creamed by the competition.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Stop licking my cell phone.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

You mouthly service plan is $50.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

For new generation of Butt-Phones.

Michael
Michael
10 years ago

Just Plugra it in!

Classic Steve
10 years ago

I’ve heard of phone jammers, but…

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

Did someone paint over the ‘Police’ before Station?
Because I was about to be taken into custardy!
Mmmmm…. Custardy… *drools*

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

People not paying will be arested and remanded in custard.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Thats alright. I always cook mu mushroooms in battery.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Good for a Pumperickel/Cardamom battery.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Could have been worse. Could’a said Nubile Phone.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

About $A1.30 per 600grams.

Junkyard
Junkyard
10 years ago

Just don’t stray too far from the buttery biscuit base-station.

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
10 years ago

A salt and buttery — no charge

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

Typical smartphone battery capacity = 5 watt hours = ~4300 calories = ~600g butter = ~ 1 1/3 lb butter.
(Did you do the same math, Eccekio?)

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

Oh, but wait!

That’s ~4300 heat calories, not food calories. It would be ~4.3 food calories = ~0.6g butter = ~0,021 oz.

So you could completely recharge your phone every day for a year with less than 1/4 kg of butter, or less that 1/2 lb.

l2646134
l2646134
10 years ago

100% renewable energy.

MG
MG
10 years ago

For the smooth talkers

Bones
Bones
10 years ago

For Swedemason fans its got a buttery biscuit basestation

Apple
10 years ago

No more electronic waste! No more dengerous chemical! No more explosion or leakage!

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

“No, sorry, I didn’t mean to call… I just butter-dialed you.”

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