Margarine-Ion Battery

Margarine-Ion Battery

posted on 26 Nov 2011 in Signs

Filling all the nooks and crannys…with energy!

Photo courtesy of Lisa.
Found in Yokohama, Japan at APEC 2010. 

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Jøsh
Jøsh
8 years ago

Is that a butt-er plug?

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

The cow is just here.

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Udderly ridiculous.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

snack option or service point?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

The buttery are very crafty.

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

A new model, combined phone and toaster. Butter is extra.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

I can’t believe it’s not electricity!

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

Wow, unlimited texts AND toast!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

For hungry poor man or their phone?

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

I like to put it on my engrish muffins.

Jellychop
Jellychop
8 years ago

They wanted to whip up sales by churning out free buttery charges, but they still got creamed by the competition.

Chris
Chris
8 years ago

Stop licking my cell phone.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

You mouthly service plan is $50.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

For new generation of Butt-Phones.

Michael
Michael
8 years ago

Just Plugra it in!

Classic Steve
8 years ago

I’ve heard of phone jammers, but…

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

Did someone paint over the ‘Police’ before Station?
Because I was about to be taken into custardy!
Mmmmm…. Custardy… *drools*

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

People not paying will be arested and remanded in custard.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Thats alright. I always cook mu mushroooms in battery.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Good for a Pumperickel/Cardamom battery.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Could have been worse. Could’a said Nubile Phone.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

About $A1.30 per 600grams.

Junkyard
Junkyard
8 years ago

Just don’t stray too far from the buttery biscuit base-station.

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
8 years ago

A salt and buttery — no charge

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
8 years ago

Typical smartphone battery capacity = 5 watt hours = ~4300 calories = ~600g butter = ~ 1 1/3 lb butter.
(Did you do the same math, Eccekio?)

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
8 years ago

Oh, but wait!

That’s ~4300 heat calories, not food calories. It would be ~4.3 food calories = ~0.6g butter = ~0,021 oz.

So you could completely recharge your phone every day for a year with less than 1/4 kg of butter, or less that 1/2 lb.

l2646134
l2646134
8 years ago

100% renewable energy.

MG
MG
8 years ago

For the smooth talkers

Bones
Bones
8 years ago

For Swedemason fans its got a buttery biscuit basestation

Apple
8 years ago

No more electronic waste! No more dengerous chemical! No more explosion or leakage!

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

“No, sorry, I didn’t mean to call… I just butter-dialed you.”

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